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Top 5 male first experiences: 1 first shower beer 2 first scenic piss while drunk 3 first drunk cigarette 4 first dumb near death experience 5 first fumble

Top 5 male first experiences: 1 first shower beer 2 first scenic piss while drunk 3 first drunk cigarette 4 first dumb near death experience 5 first fumble

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"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

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"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

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Born too early to fight in the Middle East, Born too late to fight in the Middle East, Born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

Born too early to fight in the Middle East, Born too late to fight in the Middle East, Born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

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RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

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*Trump picks up the phone*

Trump picks up the phone

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"Why are you day drinking?"

"Why are you day drinking?"

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Choose Wisely

Choose Wisely

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This and marlboro red

This and marlboro red

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how life's gonna start feeling in four months

how life's gonna start feeling in four months

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"Any plans for the weekend?"

"Any plans for the weekend?"

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My dad is goated

My dad is goated

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Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

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14 year old europeans before heading to school

14 year old europeans before heading to school

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me and my future clanker wife

me and my future clanker wife

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"sry i can't go i'm busy" me being busy:

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"sry i can't go i'm busy" me being busy:

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"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

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How life will be feeling in 4 months

How life will be feeling in 4 months

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a depression hates to see a moving target

a depression hates to see a moving target

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You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

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alcohol and white girl music

alcohol and white girl music

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formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

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>average experience of getting drunk

>average experience of getting drunk

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small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

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Fintwit: "I bet Tepper sold or hedged his Chinese positions" The interview: "I do not care about tariffs" "My hedge is that I don't care"

Fintwit: "I bet Tepper sold or hedged his Chinese positions" The interview: "I do not care about tariffs" "My hedge is that I don't care"

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The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will carry you further than perfection ever could

The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will carry you further than perfection ever could

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become unemployable

become unemployable

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Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

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Ragebaiting masterclass

Ragebaiting masterclass

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True Detective S1 is absolute cinema

True Detective S1 is absolute cinema

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I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

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mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

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Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

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Defending my friend because he paid for my food that one time

Defending my friend because he paid for my food that one time

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Realizing I don't have a bond with anyone anymore

Realizing I don't have a bond with anyone anymore

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10/10 bleeding out spot

10/10 bleeding out spot

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me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

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Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

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The urge to disappear and be okay with bad endings

The urge to disappear and be okay with bad endings

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the weekend

the weekend

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WW3 intro dropped

WW3 intro dropped

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