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I can’t fucking believe it

I can’t fucking believe it

1,025,080 views

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE

505,651 views

£130m for an unfit, lazy and disloyal 28-year old with nine league assists in three years? 🤑

£130m for an unfit, lazy and disloyal 28-year old with nine league assists in three years? 🤑

4,051,785 views

ZAMBIII 😭🙌🏽 #NUFC

ZAMBIII 😭🙌🏽 #NUFC

102,969 views

LIVERPOOL COME OUTSIDE 😂🫵🏽

LIVERPOOL COME OUTSIDE 😂🫵🏽

3,000,746 views

I mean, this is literally match-fixing on reflection… What an absolute cretin of a human being. So glad #NUFC have announced his departure in the bluntest way possible.

I mean, this is literally match-fixing on reflection… What an absolute cretin of a human being. So glad #NUFC have announced his departure in the bluntest way possible.

2,702,560 views

They won’t get a sniff 😭😭😭

They won’t get a sniff 😭😭😭

2,841,620 views

Nick Woltemade, you’ve got a fan in me wherever you go fella. Wish it worked out for you at #NUFC - but it just wasn’t meant to be. Smash it son 🥲🇩🇪

Nick Woltemade, you’ve got a fan in me wherever you go fella. Wish it worked out for you at #NUFC - but it just wasn’t meant to be. Smash it son 🥲🇩🇪

542,863 views

I’ve never felt heartbreak like this in my life man

I’ve never felt heartbreak like this in my life man

60,398 views

FOOD CHAIN BABY 😂🫵🏽

FOOD CHAIN BABY 😂🫵🏽

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£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION spent so far this summer, yet #LFC fans still think they can still afford another £150m to sign Alexander Isak? 😂 DREAM ON! 🫵🏽

£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION spent so far this summer, yet #LFC fans still think they can still afford another £150m to sign Alexander Isak? 😂 DREAM ON! 🫵🏽

1,499,443 views

ONE HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS 😭😭😭

ONE HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS 😭😭😭

58,156 views

They’ve got Malick Thiaw involved now 😭

They’ve got Malick Thiaw involved now 😭

778,500 views

Andy Howe’s discussions with Osasuna:

Andy Howe’s discussions with Osasuna:

87,573 views

Aaron Ramsdale, STOP that…

Aaron Ramsdale, STOP that…

544,008 views

Nick Woltemade signed for £60m ✅ Yoane Wissa still to come ✅ Rat boy finally on his way out ✅ Barcelona at home in the UCL ✅ I’ve never felt dopamine like this in my entire life. 🇩🇪

Nick Woltemade signed for £60m ✅ Yoane Wissa still to come ✅ Rat boy finally on his way out ✅ Barcelona at home in the UCL ✅ I’ve never felt dopamine like this in my entire life. 🇩🇪

736,894 views

What a melt man hahaha

What a melt man hahaha

652,509 views

Lesson to all visiting players - do not get the St James’ Park crowd angry. You’ll seriously regret it for the rest of the game. Volume on for this one! 📢 #NUFC #PL

Lesson to all visiting players - do not get the St James’ Park crowd angry. You’ll seriously regret it for the rest of the game. Volume on for this one! 📢 #NUFC #PL

915,547 views

State of my message requests man

State of my message requests man

17,686 views

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HE’S IN YOUR HEAAAD, IN YOUR HEAAAAAAD 🇨🇭

HE’S IN YOUR HEAAAD, IN YOUR HEAAAAAAD 🇨🇭

289,666 views • 13 days ago

This was last month. I almost feel bad for them…

This was last month. I almost feel bad for them…

448,048 views • 21 days ago

Sean Steur to #NUFC is DONE! ✅ 💸 €24m (£20.5m) + €3m (£2.6m) ✍🏼 Five-year deal 🇳🇱 6’0”, Dutch youth intl 🌟 Very well-rounded central midfielder 🎨 Superb creative, line-breaking passer 🎯 Powerful ball-striker 💪🏽 Third signing of a busy window

Sean Steur to #NUFC is DONE! ✅ 💸 €24m (£20.5m) + €3m (£2.6m) ✍🏼 Five-year deal 🇳🇱 6’0”, Dutch youth intl 🌟 Very well-rounded central midfielder 🎨 Superb creative, line-breaking passer 🎯 Powerful ball-striker 💪🏽 Third signing of a busy window

174,366 views • 11 days ago

CC: Spurs fans ⬇️ Hate to say we told you so. Thanks for the £100m boys! 💸

CC: Spurs fans ⬇️ Hate to say we told you so. Thanks for the £100m boys! 💸

180,406 views • 14 days ago

Absolute gold this 😭 #NUFC

Absolute gold this 😭 #NUFC

221,661 views • 25 days ago

I genuinely feel really bad for 99.9% of Sunderland fans with this whole Xhaka stuff, we know exactly how shit it feels after Isak’s actions last summer… But this prick, this prick - I am taking great pleasure in his tears 💉💉💉 #NUFC

I genuinely feel really bad for 99.9% of Sunderland fans with this whole Xhaka stuff, we know exactly how shit it feels after Isak’s actions last summer… But this prick, this prick - I am taking great pleasure in his tears 💉💉💉 #NUFC

167,352 views • 20 days ago

Anthony Elanga on the world stage. 🇸🇪🌟 #NUFC

Anthony Elanga on the world stage. 🇸🇪🌟 #NUFC

136,892 views • 22 days ago

“I can confirm a clear and obvious denial of a goal-scoring opportunity by Liverpool number 5 on Newcastle number 11. Therefore, my final decision is - YELLOW CARD to Newcastle number 39.”

“I can confirm a clear and obvious denial of a goal-scoring opportunity by Liverpool number 5 on Newcastle number 11. Therefore, my final decision is - YELLOW CARD to Newcastle number 39.”

2,014,827 views • 10 months ago

£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 Liverpool have spent TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION pounds this summer. But, but, remember - it’s little old #NUFC who have “no ceiling” 🥴

£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 Liverpool have spent TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION pounds this summer. But, but, remember - it’s little old #NUFC who have “no ceiling” 🥴

1,902,266 views • 1 year ago

Benton heritage. 🤯🚀 #NUFC

Benton heritage. 🤯🚀 #NUFC

105,478 views • 26 days ago

🚨 - Former #NUFC striker Alexander Isak on Instagram: “I want to express my gratitude to my teammates, the staff, and above all, the city of Newcastle and all the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable years we shared together.” “Together, we have written history and brought the club to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey from reaching the Champions League to winning the first trophy in over 70 years.” “Forever grateful. Thank you, Newcastle.”

🚨 - Former #NUFC striker Alexander Isak on Instagram: “I want to express my gratitude to my teammates, the staff, and above all, the city of Newcastle and all the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable years we shared together.” “Together, we have written history and brought the club to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey from reaching the Champions League to winning the first trophy in over 70 years.” “Forever grateful. Thank you, Newcastle.”

1,153,905 views • 10 months ago

Incredible 👏🏽 Love Trips and Woltemade congratulating him as well hahaha, and Botman creasing in the backrgound 😂 #NUFC

Incredible 👏🏽 Love Trips and Woltemade congratulating him as well hahaha, and Botman creasing in the backrgound 😂 #NUFC

664,309 views • 6 months ago

Six days to go.

Six days to go.

749,862 views • 7 months ago

Seriously what on earth happened to this version of him? It’s genuinely mental to me how useless every aspect of his game has become since the move 😂😂😂

Seriously what on earth happened to this version of him? It’s genuinely mental to me how useless every aspect of his game has become since the move 😂😂😂

735,974 views • 7 months ago

There’s a new 9 in town. 🇸🇮

There’s a new 9 in town. 🇸🇮

1,044,651 views • 11 months ago

Who on EARTH celebrates Europa League qualification like this?

Who on EARTH celebrates Europa League qualification like this?

1,212,083 views • 1 year ago

The reason:

The reason:

330,213 views • 4 months ago

Just ordered £2,000 worth of Dominos to Isak’s address and selected “pay at door” option

Just ordered £2,000 worth of Dominos to Isak’s address and selected “pay at door” option

820,808 views • 11 months ago

Elanga - seemingly unavailable ❌ Semenyo ≈ £70m asking price 💰 Kudus ≈ £65m asking price 💰 Prem tax is absolutely crazy - I’ve got a better idea: £50m asking price ✅ Elite RW & can play as a 10 ✅ Flawless injury history ✅ DO IT, #NUFC 🇫🇷🙏🏽

Elanga - seemingly unavailable ❌ Semenyo ≈ £70m asking price 💰 Kudus ≈ £65m asking price 💰 Prem tax is absolutely crazy - I’ve got a better idea: £50m asking price ✅ Elite RW & can play as a 10 ✅ Flawless injury history ✅ DO IT, #NUFC 🇫🇷🙏🏽

908,349 views • 1 year ago

Yohanna who? #NUFC We’re on the Hadj Moussa train baby 🇩🇿🚂

Yohanna who? #NUFC We’re on the Hadj Moussa train baby 🇩🇿🚂

100,920 views • 1 month ago