Mastardcesh
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![The dog used to supply 11kV of illegal electricity to this sister. I swear for real. Her dog just smells it like it used to. This is not new to him. Ladies will show us many things in this world. [WATCH]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2075893553822134668/amplify_video_thumb/2075893455889252353/img/jr4pH7O7OiaF3lp-.jpg)
![JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2058782757963145667/ext_tw_video_thumb/2058782731127992320/pu/img/5R1rroqC7yu6BvaS.jpg)
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We were busy in the church listening the word of God...little did i blink that I saw a devil in the house recording herself...guess looking for customers. Pastor was not aware Even the devil was in the house😳Satan did not wait for God to move by spirit coz he knows what was to happen to his vessel. Ok, church accommodates all, one day she'll repent also. Let me not judge her.
Mastardcesh839,422 Aufrufe • vor 17 Tagen
Don't cry ,, don't cry ,, look at me ,, smile smile ,,lugha hii si geni towni...Why did you go there at the first case Njoki??? legs are shaking like something elese hehehe The hardest thing is working out, but it depends with what is driving you lakini hapo inafika unalia we wacha tu 😅 The only legshake I have ever seen during bedmentation. Bloody amateur!!! Instead of ' don't cry' nonsense give her water let her get her wind back..... Wewe uko busy dont cry and maybe she is overwhelmed by emotions. She might have pushed herself n she is just amazed by how much she has pushed herself..... anyway brilliant workout na ujue ukipush hivi awe na time poa ya recovery a watch sasa diet take a balance carvs na protien. Intake yake.. This is how your babes experience in gym.
Mastardcesh813,828 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Yesterday around 8pm while I was driving along Kanu Street in Nakuru, I saw a tuktuk guy forcing a couple to board his vehicle after they had ordered it. I had to witness it...record it. The couple was very drunk from clubbing all day. They were kissing and touching each other. The lady was confused and wanted an Uber instead. But Brother Joseph did not have money for Uber. Sister Benta, refused to enter the tuktuk. I guess she has standards. The man almost cried. As I always say, only buy what you can afford to maintain.
Mastardcesh225,188 Aufrufe • vor 20 Tagen
What causes someone to be a vampire??? Ruiru Vampire Suspect arrested and take to court. He shocked as all after saying that he was doing the video's for fame and comedic. Now, tension is high is since he might attack prisoners. I wonder if they will survive. This guy will attack them and even bite them over night. Weuh, this is so risk.
Mastardcesh141,069 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
![Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2066734161151308255/amplify_video_thumb/2066733888689381377/img/IWBxkTGtWBJKprz2.jpg)
Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh196,829 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
![Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2067123355203903943/amplify_video_thumb/2067123278825639937/img/jeSWcw5tag0hwOFl.jpg)
Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh165,593 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
![A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2066410473642184817/amplify_video_thumb/2066410414548676608/img/sy0KCq0t6PE2NIg7.jpg)
A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]
Mastardcesh167,766 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
Dating a police officer's daughter is not easy, our brother is currently facing backlash from his girlfriend's father. It seems like dude will go to Kamiti maximum prison ju naskia sista is not having ID. Remember without ID, that one is still under age. Dude might soon regret ju I'm seeing father in-law is very angry. Better date politicians children or teahers or pastors but police officers,, no, they might even come for you at 1a.m. fear them. But I'm praying everything will go well soon ju that lady is automatically submissive woman. I love how she's treating my son. She's even buying everything for him including personal items and etc. Very romantic and sexy woman.
Mastardcesh86,761 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
The ben 10 will eat old meat today here in a certain club in Kilimani. This is one will chock the neck mamae. I like the way this guy in yellow jersey is minding his business. Dude doesn't want to involve himself in homogeneous stuffs. Lady Benta might knock you down mangai. Guess she's 200 Kg. At what point should someone get fat like this. This is obesity for real. I'm urging all parents to avoid treating children like this. Obesity might kill them. Balance the diet mummy.
Mastardcesh74,190 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Yesterday, I went to Kitui to inspect a certain projects,,,,later at around 7p.m, I decided to pass by a nearest club to take a rest...kunywa maji na soda tu ju i don't do alcohol 😀 I was shocked to see a grandma who's enjoying herself and dancing with Gen Z in the club. Kina brother Mutiso na Kiteme were enjoying it to the fullest 😀💔 This shosho in her blue kitenge was outchea stealing the spotlight, swinging her walking stick like a microphone while a young guy in green tried to grind on her like it was a marriage negotiation gone wild💔 She was bending low, dodging his advances one minute and pulling him in the next, as if teaching these boys how real party elders do it. The whole crew was hyped, pointing and laughing while the drummer kept the beat alive. In Kitui, even retirement looks like this heheheh. Grandmas are not retiring, they are just upgrading to Gen Z fuel. Who needs retirement homes when clubs have better medicine.
Mastardcesh144,393 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
Someone tell Nadia Mukami another baddie from Thika is enjoying the fruit she left a few months ago. Immediately she heartbroken my brother Arrow Bwoy, Someone else picked and washed him hehehe. Lady Benta is in ovulation mood i guess ju the way she's rombosad it is in another level. Our son Arrow Bwoy was just enjoying the action. Dude doesn't even want to care about his wife. Our sister is watching while typing and deleting and typing and deleting 😂 hali si hali tena. But I saw someone said he won't date a musician, journalist and a nurse. How true is this???
Mastardcesh79,973 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Gideon Moi speaks about having handshake with William Ruto. He's saying he never requested for the handshake but Ruto forced him under conditions. After he rejected him, Ruto started fighting him, fighting his media platforms and TV stations. He told us that Ruto wanted him to join UDA and start working together. Later, Gideon realised that Kasongo wants to steal his businesses and kill his political career. That's where Baringo son just stepped and attacked Ruto through his social media just 3 weeks after the handshake. Now, Gideon says he wants to document who killed Raila Odinga, who killed General Ogolla and many others. He got all the evidence to provide in court if.... Remember Ruto fears that Moi's son. Dude is mulitibillion...335 billion net worth while Ruto is 51 billion and yet he's a sitting president. Gideon Moi runs: 1. KTN News 2. KTN Home 3. KTN 4. Spice FM 5. Radio Maisha 6. 7. Nairobian Newspaper 8. Standard Group 9. Logistics 10. Estates and millions of other businesses. He's million distance from Ruto. Kasongo wants to own everything including family affairs. But amepata kijana kichwa ngumu just like his brother Rigathi Gachagua. Real sons of Moi.
Mastardcesh109,961 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
CHEMIST EPISODE 3: Simon visited nearest chemist in Kasarani Hunters to inquire about a suspicious thing happened to his "Stylus Pen" during supply of exra-high 11kV of electricity to his beautiful galfren💔 SIMON: "My msolombo had become long after using some pills. My girlfriend has bee complaining it is painful during the supply." CHEMIST ATTENDANT: "Yes" SIMON: "She even send me to come inquire what we can do to make it smaall size." LADY: "Hatuna kitu ya kufupisha." Brother Simon kept insisting on what he wanted the stylus to be reduced but Lady Benta is even explaining to him that nothing can be done. Ok, I have no problem on this. By, why record someone without his or her permission. This thing is been happening now for a decades 😳 Someone wakes up in his house, then him go record someones daughter in her duties. Ain't happy at all. Unless it is an agreement but privacy must be respected woria. It’s just that this people don’t know the law otherwise video taping someone unknowingly is a crime. Danstan Omari should educate this guy that recording someone without his/her consent and exposing someone's business without permission should not be tolerated by law.
Mastardcesh97,835 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Bro to bro, NEVER attempt to go to in-law alone and tank me later.... Kamba culture doesn't even accept it. My sister is even refusing it since she knows something might happen. But recording your father-in-law is not good. Kumbe these couples are Kisii comrades. My son, grow up and be a man. Look for your uncles to go and talk to that mzee and give out something for "makosa" his temper will cool down. That's the only secret I'm giving you as an elder. But I love this Kamba babes. She's always: Submissive Good woman Good and caring woman Very hardworking wuman. If bro loses her, then will never get one like this. Kamba babes will be the end of me despite of age. I'll still take a 3rd one hehehe. Do you guys accept and let him go to in-law alone???
Mastardcesh68,390 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
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My mom never did this to me I swear. I blame no one but mothers who keep doing this to their children. Our mothers back in 1980s used to chase us...You can't even come close when they're discussing their mushenee or when they're with her husband 😀 These Millennials are very close to their children and even teaching them ungodly things. Children are getting spoiled and rotten. See how this mother is doing to his son. Very shameful.. I blame shingle mothers. They're the source of this.
Mastardcesh66,989 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Do you guys believe there’s soul ties or it is just a say like other words. My fren Claire is telling us that she lost her all wealthy including cars and everything and even became malnourished after she slept with a guy during her periods.. She said that soul ties is a real story. I used to hear these stories since 1970s and I'm still confused if it is real.
Mastardcesh68,145 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
This clip of a Somali-Kenyan female soldier leading her fellow soldiers in a well-coordinated parade is drawing attention and much love to our Somali babes in Kenya. Just watch Her energetic style, confident movements and unique sense of rhythm are truly incredible. Habana cheza na these Somali babes. They're whole-woman-round. I mean they can do everything. She carries herself with remarkable confidence and enthusiasm, making the parade both captivating and memorable. It's no surprise the clip has caught the attention of so many people online. She is earning more than Somali doctors in Mogadishu. Sister deserve to be even promoted to Sargent 😂 she body tea and the smile deserve to be their leader hehehe. Mimi Habana kataa ii story..sisi some ni wasomali. Call me Osman Abdirashid. But I thought our Somali culture doesn't accept any lady to put on trousers 🤔 is this not against Allah Abdi??
Mastardcesh70,161 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
NIS car attacked by protesters in Nairobi. The SUV car tried to disperse and arrest the protesters but the scene turned to chaotic. They only option was to turn and dissappear to the wilderness. Told you fear Kenyans. They only fear hot porridge, hot milk and marriage related issues. Police are now more a threat. Fuel prices must be reduced to 150/= and below. The rate at which the economy is becoming worse,,,,, John Mbadi, Opiyo Wandayi and others wlare just watching their police being heckled 😂 very nais. Nguys, more so Thika Road, Kahawa, Kitengela, Githurai , Kibera and parts of Mlolongo/Mombasa Road. We are waiting for you uku CBD. Use any means. We are already in CBD. Mid-morning gonna be war. Lazima kitaeleweka. Reject Fuel Prices
Mastardcesh118,718 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
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Yesterday at around 1p.m, my neighbour was found pants down in another man's house. As I was asleep, I heard some nduru and strange movements from outside, woke up slowly, opened the window and chungulia it. Kumbe dude decided to supply 11kV to neighbors wife. The husband was away for a week and decided to divide a portion of magma lava to her long time friend. Dude inspected it thoroughly, but guess what, bro came at night ni kama aliota. Brother Amosa was beaten like a drum. Nawaambia aje, never inspect someone's private portions. You will be beaten like Brother Amosa
Mastardcesh97,055 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
