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In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

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It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

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JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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Intel reveals that Uhuru Kenyatta was rescued from drugs by William Ruto and other leaders like Mwai Kibaki in the 1990s and mentored him into real politics. It is said that Uhuru Kenyatta was a heavy drug abuser while in the US, almost becoming a full addict. Ruto and others went there, rescued him and brought him back to Kenya. Later, he turned his life around, became a good leader and his political journey began. The two remained close friends for a long time until recently. Some people flag them as rivals, but that is not entirely true. Their friendship still exists. It is only political differences that separate them. In 2013, Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto joined forces to form a coalition between URP and The National Alliance (TNA). However, by 2020, Uhuru started ignoring and distancing himself from Ruto due to high commands and accusations of incompetence. Ruto then began his campaigns for the 2022 general elections, moving from village to village, claiming he assisted Uhuru and made him president. Uhuru Kenyatta never responded, as he was told it was true. But because Uhuru is a decisive and respectful man, he did not reply or send goons after him. Ruto continued his campaigns smoothly until he won the 2022 elections. The core of the story is alcohol. Alcohol is not illegal, but the important thing is knowing what you are doing. Uhuru Kenyatta was a heavy drinker but he still delivered a lot of development across Kenya. The media will never tell you this hidden story behind Uhuru Kenyatta.

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