
Mastardcesh
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Gideon Moi speaks about having handshake with William Ruto. He's saying he never requested for the handshake but Ruto forced him under conditions. After he rejected him, Ruto started fighting him, fighting his media platforms and TV stations. He told us that Ruto wanted him to join UDA and start working together. Later, Gideon realised that Kasongo wants to steal his businesses and kill his political career. That's where Baringo son just stepped and attacked Ruto through his social media just 3 weeks after the handshake. Now, Gideon says he wants to document who killed Raila Odinga, who killed General Ogolla and many others. He got all the evidence to provide in court if.... Remember Ruto fears that Moi's son. Dude is mulitibillion...335 billion net worth while Ruto is 51 billion and yet he's a sitting president. Gideon Moi runs: 1. KTN News 2. KTN Home 3. KTN 4. Spice FM 5. Radio Maisha 6. 7. Nairobian Newspaper 8. Standard Group 9. Logistics 10. Estates and millions of other businesses. He's million distance from Ruto. Kasongo wants to own everything including family affairs. But amepata kijana kichwa ngumu just like his brother Rigathi Gachagua. Real sons of Moi.
Mastardcesh108,307 просмотров • 10 дней назад

Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh196,512 просмотров • 21 дней назад

Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh164,602 просмотров • 20 дней назад

A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]
Mastardcesh167,519 просмотров • 22 дней назад

Yesterday, I went to Kitui to inspect a certain projects,,,,later at around 7p.m, I decided to pass by a nearest club to take a rest...kunywa maji na soda tu ju i don't do alcohol 😀 I was shocked to see a grandma who's enjoying herself and dancing with Gen Z in the club. Kina brother Mutiso na Kiteme were enjoying it to the fullest 😀💔 This shosho in her blue kitenge was outchea stealing the spotlight, swinging her walking stick like a microphone while a young guy in green tried to grind on her like it was a marriage negotiation gone wild💔 She was bending low, dodging his advances one minute and pulling him in the next, as if teaching these boys how real party elders do it. The whole crew was hyped, pointing and laughing while the drummer kept the beat alive. In Kitui, even retirement looks like this heheheh. Grandmas are not retiring, they are just upgrading to Gen Z fuel. Who needs retirement homes when clubs have better medicine.
Mastardcesh143,206 просмотров • 22 дней назад

Morara Kebaso almost shot dead by one of bodyguard yesterday in funeral in Nyansiongo, Nyamira County (Borabu constituency) and no one is even talking about the pistol 😳 Morara injected as usual but things boiled in the middle after mentioning that MP bought gumboot of 1.8 million. MP akajaa ngori and snatched the microphone. Chaos started. Pit latrine was constructed by MP cost 1.8 million. Chiefs office allocated 1.2 million but nothing was constructed. Tank bought 500,000/= Things started boiling. Morara almost beaten like a drum but he decided to run for his dear life. Dude flee away like a cockroach😂 Uyo bodyguard wa Patrick Osero was ready to activate his pistol. I'm still asking,, kwani you want to shoot someone for saying the truth. Facts inauma walai. But Morara Kebaso is also a joke. I won't support him because at some points anaongea meffi kuhusu kina Edwin Sifuna. I can't even tolerate him despite what. Dude is just Rutos mole. He should focus on his Morara Furnitures and not politics bure will loose millions to politics and he will Gail terribly. Wakisii hukuwa na joto zingine hazisaidii. Very ignorant and rude. That man should be taken to court for trying to use fireman illegally. My very close friend Hon. Ben Momanyi,,Former MP Borabu constituency did something than even this Patrick Osero.
Mastardcesh58,244 просмотров • 9 дней назад

"Wajaluo na Waluhya hawananga pese....Usiniletee hizo propaganda za Wajaluo hapa." Drama as a Luo job seeker clashes with his Mt Kenya boss. This evening here in Nairobi CBD along Kimathi Streets, this Kikuyu lady confronted Joseph Muriuki after she denied a job to him. He told me that Njeri called him for a job interview but later disqualified him from the panel for being a Luo. Bro told me that it is a routine and like a norm Kikuyus hating Luos. The job was given to fellow Kikuyu woman. Mom boiled and abused Joseph.. Joseph even wanted to explain himself but was denied a chance.. I have never understood why Okuyus and Luos hate each other since 1875😂 they are like water and oil...Marion Naipei and Pqnt!es. It seems like it is permanent hatred. One day, I want to try to solve and see if it will work out. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh34,807 просмотров • 5 дней назад

Intel reveals that Uhuru Kenyatta was rescued from drugs by William Ruto and other leaders like Mwai Kibaki in the 1990s and mentored him into real politics. It is said that Uhuru Kenyatta was a heavy drug abuser while in the US, almost becoming a full addict. Ruto and others went there, rescued him and brought him back to Kenya. Later, he turned his life around, became a good leader and his political journey began. The two remained close friends for a long time until recently. Some people flag them as rivals, but that is not entirely true. Their friendship still exists. It is only political differences that separate them. In 2013, Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto joined forces to form a coalition between URP and The National Alliance (TNA). However, by 2020, Uhuru started ignoring and distancing himself from Ruto due to high commands and accusations of incompetence. Ruto then began his campaigns for the 2022 general elections, moving from village to village, claiming he assisted Uhuru and made him president. Uhuru Kenyatta never responded, as he was told it was true. But because Uhuru is a decisive and respectful man, he did not reply or send goons after him. Ruto continued his campaigns smoothly until he won the 2022 elections. The core of the story is alcohol. Alcohol is not illegal, but the important thing is knowing what you are doing. Uhuru Kenyatta was a heavy drinker but he still delivered a lot of development across Kenya. The media will never tell you this hidden story behind Uhuru Kenyatta.
Mastardcesh34,738 просмотров • 9 дней назад
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Yesterday at around 1p.m, my neighbour was found pants down in another man's house. As I was asleep, I heard some nduru and strange movements from outside, woke up slowly, opened the window and chungulia it. Kumbe dude decided to supply 11kV to neighbors wife. The husband was away for a week and decided to divide a portion of magma lava to her long time friend. Dude inspected it thoroughly, but guess what, bro came at night ni kama aliota. Brother Amosa was beaten like a drum. Nawaambia aje, never inspect someone's private portions. You will be beaten like Brother Amosa
Mastardcesh96,718 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Nairobi City Kanjo must learn how to approach people more so boda boda guys and other motorists. Yesterday, uber boda was assaulted by the Kanjo and almost slapped him for no reason. This explains why education is paramount. Most of them are illiterate and form four drop outs. Uber Bodas are the most people I do trust than those boda boda guys who are very ignorant and even can rob you. Normal nduthi wanakuaga wezi. Uber Boda naye ngumu. Sakaja is just busy giving them room to assault people. Kanjo should first organise cleanliness within the city and not seeking for bribes.
Mastardcesh37,386 просмотров • 13 дней назад
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Curious pedestrians rudely interrupted a steamy session at a roadside thicket. They really disrupted the 11kV supplied in the bushes💔 The couple had barely begun when they were spotted. Sharp-eyed onlookers, thirsty for drama, hid in the grass to peep. But the couple had hawk eyes. They caught them instantly. The action stopped cold. It turned into a jealous battle of the bushes. Abebo is furious. She’s taking her ovulation back home unsatisfied. These spies fear nothing... not snakes, scorpions, ants or school kids. The man has sharp senses. What a disappointment. Let bro fulfil his process. Wivu zitakuua💀
Mastardcesh64,160 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Esther Musila responded to TikTok user who asked who to inherit Guardian Angel wealth yet he has no children. Esther responded rudely and yet the question was very genuine. Swali ni je, "Who will inherit the Omwaka's wealth." I think that lady was addressing Esther to give chance to Guardian Angel to impregnate her of which it won't make. Kamba sister is in menopause. Guardian Angel has failed already in life. Our son has terrible failed. Waingo farm is making progress day by day but without children is nothing. God said "Go and fill the Earth" but Guardian Angel failed the promise. Do you support Prett Becca's question???
Mastardcesh50,219 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Yesterday at night at Nairobi University Kikuyu Campus, Evans Odour and Sheryl Akinyi clash over cheat-relationship issues. Evans came to sign the book of joy with Sheryl in the hostels but act turned to chaotic. Hostel bro??? After successful transmission of high quality 11Kv to Akinyi, Evans left to washroom to take a bath in order to wash away splashed 'fluids' na jasho. Si Akinyi akabaki solo, Kumbe she took his phone, read all messages. Guess what, Odour was cheating on her with Cynthia Atieno from Kabete college. Si vita ilianza After Evans kutoka choo. "Who's messages is this..why you cheating on me" Kumbe son of Solomon was always ready to leave her...."napenda yeye kukuliko na hakuna kitu utado." Nakwambia uyo dem alikula kidevu💀 But mbona upige dem amekupea tu 3 minutes ago??? Why? She gave you politely, signed it well and fight her why? You just leave and ket her go.
Mastardcesh78,902 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

NAIROBI HURUMA CHAOS: A car wash owner in Huruma, Nairobi, is counting heavy losses after rowdy youths armed with pangas and knives stormed his spot. The goons went full destruction mode, slashing and vandalizing his two precious water tanks,,,, one 10,000 litres and the other 5,000 litres. Now the business is completely at a standstill. No water means no cars getting cleaned, no customers and zero hustle. The owner is left staring at empty tanks and mounting bills. Such madness in broad daylight??? Nairobi streets never disappoint with drama. Residents are calling for swift action before more businesses fall victim. When will this stop? You start your business and someone else hires goons to destroy it. Inamaanisha we don't want progress anymore. Some people happy watching you suffering with them. They don't want to see you being successful in life. Pure hate and enemies of progress..
Mastardcesh19,941 просмотров • 16 дней назад

This woman is so submissive to her husband. 'Kamum' is giving ladies outchea a very tough test.
Mastardcesh82,507 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

A BIG WIN TO CONDOM USER'S Can detect STIs like gonorrhea, syphilis. For yeast infections, it turns to white colour For bacterial infections, turns to light yellow. HIV or viruses, changes to yellow. Guess what again, It can accumulate long 'stylus pen'...again, it is anticipated with a good lubricannts,,, inaingia tu shhhhweeh😂😂 It accumates up to half a 20 CC sperms during adjudication. Just 200/= Very cheap and affordable. Was told it has got a good stretching limit. Another added advantage is that, it can't burst during siexs. Very strong and rigid. Our ladies will not be impregnated easily with those leaking sp3rms. This is a very good innovation indeed. Wapi ule Bois wa "Can I test it" 😂 He must visit this Pharmacy and request her to test the condom heheheh
Mastardcesh55,614 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад