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Tucker Carlson asks why algebra puts letters into numbers. Jess Elofson explains: "I think just to fuck with you." They discuss how they've never met anyone in their life who uses algebra, which is "fake math" for people "in the matrix." They conclude that caring about algebra is something that only "good little goy slaves" do.
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Tucker Carlson (1.9 GPA at Trinity) says that Ben Shapiro (UCLA summa cum laude at 20, Harvard Law cum laude at 23) is low IQ and couldn't have possibly been admitted on meritโso it MUST have been a conspiracy. He also calls Shapiro "hyper-aggressive, selfish, small-minded, cruel, [and] compliant." It's understandable that Tucker Carlson, heir to the Swanson frozen burrito fortune, is confused by the idea of merit. After all, he had Hunter Biden write his son's college recommendation letter.
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Jess Elofson explains that he "could not pass college algebra" because he "could not understand why we were putting letters into numbers," and his algebra teachers were "very lacking in intelligence." So he "got drunk with the lady who signs you up for classes" at a party, never had an advisor, and skipped every freshman requirement. At graduation: "They were like, how the fuck? You've taken none of these freshman classes." His defense: "Algebra's dumb. I'm an art major. I want to build cool shit." That's how he found finite math, the class "they had hidden from us." Why did "they" hide finite math from students? "Because it explains to you how much you will pay on any loan for interest and how fast you could pay off a loan if you just pay $50 more." He made it "through a week of the class" before cutting up his credit cards. This leads into Tucker Carlson asking why algebra puts letters into numbers.
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Tucker Carlson does not believe human beings built the atomic bomb. Asked if he saw Oppenheimer: "I wouldn't watch that crap. I wouldn't let that into my head for one second." "Because it's all lies." He then explains that he knows he sounds insane, and that this proves he's right: "Now I'm getting really crazy, but it's all true. What I'm saying is true."
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Two minutes prior to their discussion of algebra, Tucker Carlson and Jess Elofson discuss Rumpelstiltskin. Elofson explains that Rumpelstiltskin is "the perfect allegory for everything we are dealing with right now": a creature that creates wealth from nothing, wants to eat your children, and stomps and screams and calls you names when you name him, before disappearing back into the shadows. Carlson's response: "Wow. That's definitely banned." Elofson never specifies the allegory, but you can probably infer from his later denunciation of Americans as "good little goy slaves."
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In April 2024, Harvard gave "the world's leading famine expert" a webinar to declare that Gaza was now the most intense famine since records began, already worse than a famine that killed a quarter of a million people, and about to get much, much worse. Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. In January 2024, he told Owen Jones that famine would probably arrive by early February. February came and went. In March, he told CBS that famine was expected between then and May. On April 30, 2024, with May a day away and still no famine, he doubled down AGAIN. 0:00 Explains the IPC Phase 5 famine threshold: excess deaths of 2 per 10,000 per day, "deep, deep, deep into a crisis" 0:28 "Gaza is a famine... the most intense famine that we have seen since records began" 0:48 The IPC estimate: 96 percent of Gaza's population, 2.2 million people, in Phase 3, the great majority in Phases 4 or 5 1:28 "We're already worse in absolute numbers than Somalia," a famine that killed 250,000 people, "the worst famine up to now recorded for this century." And the figures are "going to get much, much worse" 2:17 "That responsibility falls on the government of Israel" 2:39 The harm will be "lifelong and actually intergenerational" 2:56 "I call this famine. If this is not famine, then the word really has no meaning" โ What actually happened: The famine never arrived. Five weeks after this webinar, the IPC's own Famine Review Committee reviewed the famine claims: "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring." He explained the threshold himself: 2 excess deaths per 10,000 per day, which for Gaza would be over 400 hunger deaths a day. Gaza's recorded malnutrition death rate in 2025 (74 deaths through late July, per the WHO) works out to roughly the same per-capita rate as the United States, where the CDC counted over 20,000 malnutrition deaths in 2022. After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region. Full webinar, April 30, 2024: โ Alex de Waal said that if Gaza is not famine, then the word really has no meaning. Five weeks later, his own review committee could not find his famine.
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Cancer Owens calls Charlie Kirk's widowโwho was married to Charlie and lived with himโa liar for saying that Charlie was excited to kick off his campus tour. Cancer says that Erika is lying because Cancer knows Charlie better and says that Charlie would never be excited about an event. Cancer will never forgive Charlie for choosing Erika over her.
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Tucker Carlson preaches that debt is slavery, that lending at interest is the sin of usury, and that a society organized around debt "enslaves people." He then reads an ad for a mortgage lender and personally endorses it: "We recommend American Financing. They're called America's home for home loans for a reason."
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Hasan Piker says that Abdul El-Sayed agrees with him and any disavowal is purely tactical.
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Tucker Carlson says Ben Shapiro didn't get into Harvard Law School on his own, but was "clearly the beneficiary of unearned privilege." Carlson won't name names, but we can (((guess))) who he's blaming. For the record: Shapiro started college at 16, graduated UCLA summa cum laude, then Harvard Law cum laude. The idea of achievement based on merit is unfamiliar to Tucker Carlson. After all, we don't all have Hunter Biden writing our son's college recommendation letter, right Tucker?
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BOMBSHELL: Hasan Piker admits that Abdul El-Sayed was the one who asked Piker to campaign for him. โI had not considered that before.โ โIโve already had the guy on like a hundred times on the broadcast. You know, Iโve fundraised for him.โ Via Semafor
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In January 2024, the worldโs leading famine expert gave Gaza two weeks until catastrophic mass starvation. Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. When the media says โfamine experts warn,โ this is who they mean. In January 2024, he did an interview with Owen Jones and made a series of predictions/declarations about starvation in Gaza. 0:00 โIโve not seen anything like this beforeโ in 40 years 0:21 Famine โprobably by early February [2024],โ nothing like it in 75 years 1:29 Even a ceasefire cannot stop the deaths, โthose deaths are on Israelโ 2:33 Starvation deaths โwill soon exceed those directly from violenceโ 2:50 โA catastrophe the likes of which we have not seen in my lifetimeโ โ What actually happened: The IPCโs own Famine Review Committee, June 2024: the famine claims were โnot plausible,โ and โthe available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring.โ Gazaโs recorded malnutrition death rate in 2025 (74 deaths through late July, per the WHO) works out to roughly the same per-capita rate as the United States, where the CDC counted over 20,000 malnutrition deaths in 2022. After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region. โ Every single declaration was false at the time. Every single prediction didnโt happen. The only thing that collapsed in February 2024 was Alex de Waalโs credibility.
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๐จ๐จ Hasan Piker spent 82 minutes today crashing out over a single clip of himself. The clip: him warning that American Jews who back Israel will have someone "come around and take action" against them. Piker tries (and fails) to unmask the account that clipped him, accuses the account of lying about being Jewish, fruitlessly relitigates the clip, announces that he isn't suicidal, kvetches that the clip is "the number one...news story of today," and concedes the anti-Piker campaign is "relatively effective" at damaging Abdul El-Sayed. Then, he admits the clip isn't out of context.
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March 25, 2024: Alex de Waal tells Democracy Now that Gaza's children are already dying of starvation and disease "likely in thousands," and that this "simply hasn't happened before in our lifetimes." His lifetime includes Ethiopia in 1984: around 1 million dead, the Live Aid famine, the crisis that he says launched his own career 40 years ago. That is the man declaring that what he sees in Gaza is unprecedented. Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. When the media says โfamine experts warn,โ this is who they mean. On March 19, 2024, he told CBS that famine in Gaza was expected between then and May 2024. On March 21, he wrote in The Guardian that Gaza faced "the most intense famine since the second world war." On March 25, 2024, he was on Democracy Now, going even further. 0:00 The Guardian op-ed title: "the most intense famine since the Second World War" 0:17 Children are dying in significant numbers, "likely in thousands already" 0:47 "We have never seen a situation...It simply hasn't happened before in our lifetimes" 1:19 The Famine Review Committee is "the ultimate arbiter, the High Court, if you like, of humanitarian assessments" 1:34 "No way that this disaster can be prevented" without a ceasefire 1:46 The Dutch hunger winter comparison: "a calamity that will be felt for generations" 2:30 Even with a ceasefire, "too late to save the lives of hundreds, probably thousands of children" 2:56 "The war crime of starvation being perpetrated at scale" โ What actually happened: Ten weeks later, the IPC's Famine Review Committee (the "High Court" that de Waal praised as "the ultimate arbiter") reviewed the Gaza famine claims: "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring." The thousands of starvation deaths that de Waal described were never recorded by ANYONE. Gaza's recorded malnutrition death rate in 2025 (74 deaths through late July, per the WHO) works out to roughly the same per-capita rate as the United States, where the CDC counted over 20,000 malnutrition deaths in 2022. After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region. Full show, March 25, 2024: Gaza segment: -- Alex de Waal said that Gaza's level of famine hadn't happened before in our lifetimes. Ten weeks later, his "high court" ruled that it wasn't happening at all.
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In March 2024, CBS News gave "the world's leading famine expert" five minutes to declare that Gaza's famine was already among the worst in modern times, and that the worst was still to come. Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. Two months earlier, he had told Owen Jones that famine would probably arrive by early February. February came and went. On March 19, 2024, he was back, doubling down. 0:11 The new IPC report: famine "expected to occur any time between now and May" 0:39 The figures are "absolutely shocking," in four decades "I have never seen anything quite like this" 1:04 He says Gaza's numbers already exceed Somalia 2011, the worst famine of the last 30 years: "it ranks amongst the worst famines in modern times. And sadly, it is set to get quite a lot worse" 2:18 Imminent famine does not mean the brink of disaster: "we're already into disaster" 4:47 And the verdict: Israel is "culpable of starvation crimes under international law" โ What actually happened: The famine projected for mid-March to May never arrived. The IPC's own Famine Review Committee, June 2024: the famine claims were "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring." Gaza's recorded malnutrition death rate in 2025 (74 deaths through late July, per the WHO) works out to roughly the same per-capita rate as the United States, where the CDC counted over 20,000 malnutrition deaths in 2022. After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region. Full segment, March 19, 2024: โ Somalia in 2011 ended the lives of a quarter of a million people. The famine that Alex de Waal ranked above it could not be found by his own review committee three months later.
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Abdul El-Sayed handler Hasan Piker praises the government of Iran for โacting with restraintโ and โfollowing the law.โ No comment on slaughtering tens of thousands of protesters, though Piker has praised Iranโs government for firing rockets at civilian ships.
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Alex Jones: Israel dragged us into a war, proving that they're in charge. Joe Kent, former Trump appointee: Trump did what AIPAC dictated him to do. Gerald Morgan: President Trump has said no to AIPAC and Israel multiple times. Doesn't that mean that he's in control? Webbon: "Our position is not that Israel is in control." Gerald Morgan: "Even though that was just stated."
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