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Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

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WISSA WISSSAAAAAA

WISSA WISSSAAAAAA

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"How were those few hours last night where the England Vs Mexico game was set to be rescheduled from 1am to 7pm?"

"How were those few hours last night where the England Vs Mexico game was set to be rescheduled from 1am to 7pm?"

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Every journalist in Mexico today for some reason:

Every journalist in Mexico today for some reason:

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ALADJI BAMBA ALADJI BAMBA HE LEFT MONTE CARLO TO REPLACE SANDRO HE HATES FUCKING SUNDERLAND

ALADJI BAMBA ALADJI BAMBA HE LEFT MONTE CARLO TO REPLACE SANDRO HE HATES FUCKING SUNDERLAND

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Another legend hangs up their boots. Corner flags all over the country (and this bloke) can finally rest easy. Enjoy your retirement, Matt Ritchie!

Another legend hangs up their boots. Corner flags all over the country (and this bloke) can finally rest easy. Enjoy your retirement, Matt Ritchie!

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Saliba every time Isak gets the ball #NUFC

Saliba every time Isak gets the ball #NUFC

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18 rashers 🤣😭

18 rashers 🤣😭

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The season starts in 5 weeks

The season starts in 5 weeks

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Fabian Schar 30 seconds after kickoff: #NUFC #NEWSOU

Fabian Schar 30 seconds after kickoff: #NUFC #NEWSOU

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Keeping hold of Isak (Liverpool's first choice) ✅ Forced Liverpool into paying £80m+ for an unproven striker at PL level ✅ Their new main striker now knows he is second choice ✅ Welcome to the Howe penetentiary, #LFC

Keeping hold of Isak (Liverpool's first choice) ✅ Forced Liverpool into paying £80m+ for an unproven striker at PL level ✅ Their new main striker now knows he is second choice ✅ Welcome to the Howe penetentiary, #LFC

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Sing if you're unbeaten in the Premier League ⚽🏆 #NUFC #BHAFC #MCFC #AFC #NFFC

Sing if you're unbeaten in the Premier League ⚽🏆 #NUFC #BHAFC #MCFC #AFC #NFFC

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Isaks first day back at #NUFC training on Monday:

Isaks first day back at #NUFC training on Monday:

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Wissa wissa #NUFC

Wissa wissa #NUFC

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Miggys on the bus 🚌⬛⬜ #NUFC 📸 Jack

Miggys on the bus 🚌⬛⬜ #NUFC 📸 Jack

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Enjoy the trip home lads #NUFC #NEWARS

Enjoy the trip home lads #NUFC #NEWARS

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Ohhhh I wanna dance with Gonzalez 🕺🪩
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Ohhhh I wanna dance with Gonzalez 🕺🪩

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Time to break the curse... 🏴‍☠️ IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⬛⬜
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Time to break the curse... 🏴‍☠️ IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⬛⬜

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Oh Jaissle, I can boogie 🕺
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Oh Jaissle, I can boogie 🕺

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Good Morning Sports Fans 🌅
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Good Morning Sports Fans 🌅

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Oh Jaissle, I Can Boogie (UPDATED) 🕺🪩
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Oh Jaissle, I Can Boogie (UPDATED) 🕺🪩

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The magic of the Carabao Cup 🪄🏆 IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓
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The magic of the Carabao Cup 🪄🏆 IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓

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Welcome to the biggest club in the world, Nico González ⬛⬜
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Welcome to the biggest club in the world, Nico González ⬛⬜

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A new era begins... IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️
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A new era begins... IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️

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Thank you for everything, Jason Tindall 🖤🤍
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Thank you for everything, Jason Tindall 🖤🤍

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Ant Mcpartlin on Pro Clubs? Ya doin great 🤣 #NUFC
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Ant Mcpartlin on Pro Clubs? Ya doin great 🤣 #NUFC

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Gutted to see Nick Woltemade go. Our system never really played to his strengths, but there’s a great player in there and I hope he gets the chance to show it at Juventus. Always liked him & always wanted him to succeed here. I’ll definitely be rooting for him in Turin. 🖤🤍
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Gutted to see Nick Woltemade go. Our system never really played to his strengths, but there’s a great player in there and I hope he gets the chance to show it at Juventus. Always liked him & always wanted him to succeed here. I’ll definitely be rooting for him in Turin. 🖤🤍

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Shelvey 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Shelvey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Mags are back in Paris this week 🇫🇷🤣
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The Mags are back in Paris this week 🇫🇷🤣

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Good morning sports fans 🕺🏼⬛⬜
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Good morning sports fans 🕺🏼⬛⬜

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The Saudi Pro League coming to rescue #NUFC in January 📸Cook
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The Saudi Pro League coming to rescue #NUFC in January 📸Cook

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"Win #EURO2024 or sing Rick Astley" #England:
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"Win #EURO2024 or sing Rick Astley" #England:

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When Eddie Howe arrived, Newcastle were 19th, winless and staring at relegation. He gave us belief, took us to the Champions League and gave us the best moment of our lives at Wembley. The ending was hard, but the journey can never be erased. Thank you, Eddie. 🖤🤍
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When Eddie Howe arrived, Newcastle were 19th, winless and staring at relegation. He gave us belief, took us to the Champions League and gave us the best moment of our lives at Wembley. The ending was hard, but the journey can never be erased. Thank you, Eddie. 🖤🤍

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POV: Your sleep paralysis demon is Steve Bruce
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POV: Your sleep paralysis demon is Steve Bruce

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JERMAINE JENAS WILL NEVER HOST MATCH OF THE DAY
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JERMAINE JENAS WILL NEVER HOST MATCH OF THE DAY

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WOLTEMADE'S STARTING
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WOLTEMADE'S STARTING

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