Andy | CPA | Former big 4 auditor & current analyst. Making my money work harder than I do and having fun while I do. Nothing I say is financial advice.🍁
Shorts
Goldman Sachs after dumping this on retail at 110x revenue:
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Turns out ts is too expensive to replace us 😭
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Bro humans were down 3-0 and we just won game 7 this week 😭😭
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Ray Dalio correctly predicting 3 out of the last 37 crashes:
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Consultants charging $800/hr after pasting the client's problem into Claude:
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failing company: “fuck it, we are pivoting to AI” The market:
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Me celebrating my +10% YTD return after missing out on generational wealth in semis and memory:
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Scam Altman watching the guy he fired surpass him
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He was called sleepy Joe for a reason 😅
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“The economy is about to shut down again and people are going to die” People sitting in cash:
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Every soul with a portfolio today knowing only one man in a leather jacket can keep this show going… $NVDA
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Me successfully buying the dip right before it dips another 20%
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MFs will have 6 figs in an investing account and still live like this
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“Warren Buffett cut his $AMZN stake by 77%” $AMZN bag holders:
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Anyone else? 😅
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$MSFT shareholders knowing they just bottomed:
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Investors with cash rn:
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Me after looking at my portfolio today: (I’m down 12% YTD)
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What it feels like calling myself a “contrarian investor” instead of a “bag holder who is overexposed to SaaS”: