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Trump every time he sees the $SPX down 1% from ATH’s be like:

Trump every time he sees the $SPX down 1% from ATH’s be like:

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Never ever forget this: “As a central bank we have the ability to create money, digitally…that actually increases the money supply. We also print actual currency.” -Jerome Powell “There is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve. We’ll do whatever we need to do to make sure there is enough cash in the banking system.” -Neel Kashkari

Never ever forget this: “As a central bank we have the ability to create money, digitally…that actually increases the money supply. We also print actual currency.” -Jerome Powell “There is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve. We’ll do whatever we need to do to make sure there is enough cash in the banking system.” -Neel Kashkari

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Citadel: We own you now. Leopold:

Citadel: We own you now. Leopold:

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Me to my gf when I turned $1,000 to $1,050 daytrading on Friday:

Me to my gf when I turned $1,000 to $1,050 daytrading on Friday:

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$META Facebook’s stock still down some 20%+ since this rock and roll Zuck last year. IYKYK.

$META Facebook’s stock still down some 20%+ since this rock and roll Zuck last year. IYKYK.

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To my dearest fam. Thank you 200k followers. ❤️ Nothing but love. And the occasional flare up from yours truly. Here’s my treat to you my Breaking Bad fans:

To my dearest fam. Thank you 200k followers. ❤️ Nothing but love. And the occasional flare up from yours truly. Here’s my treat to you my Breaking Bad fans:

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Tom Lee’s updated $SPX forecast: 1) Big rally for rest of September. To as high as 7,900-8,000. 2) A potential 7% or so drawdown in October maybe into early November. 3) Buy that dip, because SPX will end the year as high as 8,200. 4) 2027 we will see the biggest SPX rally of our lifetime.

Tom Lee’s updated $SPX forecast: 1) Big rally for rest of September. To as high as 7,900-8,000. 2) A potential 7% or so drawdown in October maybe into early November. 3) Buy that dip, because SPX will end the year as high as 8,200. 4) 2027 we will see the biggest SPX rally of our lifetime.

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Omg, permabear Jeremy Grantham and Joe Kernen went AT IT on CNBC today. Must watch TV. Even got Jeremy to say bullshit on live tv lol. But good on Joe for calling him out.

Omg, permabear Jeremy Grantham and Joe Kernen went AT IT on CNBC today. Must watch TV. Even got Jeremy to say bullshit on live tv lol. But good on Joe for calling him out.

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Korean student turned $13k into $200k then lost everything and then some because he used 500% leverage. All too common of a story… H/t Reuters

Korean student turned $13k into $200k then lost everything and then some because he used 500% leverage. All too common of a story… H/t Reuters

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$MCD Remember earlier this year the CEO called his burger a product and not food and took the smallest baby bite size from it and said yum yum with the hardest to swallow gulp gulp imaginable. Stock down a bajillion percent since. Should have known. With that said seems like a capitulatory moment reaching Covid Crash crisis levels now.

$MCD Remember earlier this year the CEO called his burger a product and not food and took the smallest baby bite size from it and said yum yum with the hardest to swallow gulp gulp imaginable. Stock down a bajillion percent since. Should have known. With that said seems like a capitulatory moment reaching Covid Crash crisis levels now.

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Never ever forget this: “As a central bank we have the ability to create money, digitally…that actually increases the money supply. We also print actual currency.” -Jerome Powell “There is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve. We’ll do whatever we need to do to make sure there is enough cash in the banking system.” -Neel Kashkari

Never ever forget this: “As a central bank we have the ability to create money, digitally…that actually increases the money supply. We also print actual currency.” -Jerome Powell “There is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve. We’ll do whatever we need to do to make sure there is enough cash in the banking system.” -Neel Kashkari

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In honor of Rick Santelli retiring from CNBC, enjoy one of his best live on air rants ever:

In honor of Rick Santelli retiring from CNBC, enjoy one of his best live on air rants ever:

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$AMD is up 3,000% since this video.

$AMD is up 3,000% since this video.

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Politics aside, one of the more humorous non-AI made videos of this decade. He can do something really funny now that AOC is single… "The most entertaining outcome is the most likely". -Elon

Politics aside, one of the more humorous non-AI made videos of this decade. He can do something really funny now that AOC is single… "The most entertaining outcome is the most likely". -Elon

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My Tinder date when I told her I own 200 shares of $CAR.

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My Tinder date when I told her I own 200 shares of $CAR.

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I will always remember Jerome Powell for one thing and one thing only….. “Just close the fucking door” #legend

I will always remember Jerome Powell for one thing and one thing only….. “Just close the fucking door” #legend

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This is the CNBC clip today where Tom Lee says he sees $SPX hitting 7,300 in March. Yes +7.7% rise in 15 trading days. He then says a -20% bear market may show itself later this year.

This is the CNBC clip today where Tom Lee says he sees $SPX hitting 7,300 in March. Yes +7.7% rise in 15 trading days. He then says a -20% bear market may show itself later this year.

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Chamath went on CNBC and kinda said maybe sorry but mostly not sorry regarding his SPAC’s… Wish Joe grilled him the way he grilled Jeremy Grantham. 😑

Chamath went on CNBC and kinda said maybe sorry but mostly not sorry regarding his SPAC’s… Wish Joe grilled him the way he grilled Jeremy Grantham. 😑

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Jeremy Grantham glitched out for a few seconds. Then said what Joe said was bullshit. Lol #uhhh

Jeremy Grantham glitched out for a few seconds. Then said what Joe said was bullshit. Lol #uhhh

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When President Xi Jinping visited San Francisco two years ago. Definitely did not get the same warm welcome fresh off the airplane Trump just got today in China lol.

When President Xi Jinping visited San Francisco two years ago. Definitely did not get the same warm welcome fresh off the airplane Trump just got today in China lol.

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Martin Shkreli says do not become a hedge fund manager. Just start a newsletter business. Much better. 📝

Martin Shkreli says do not become a hedge fund manager. Just start a newsletter business. Much better. 📝

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$SPY Fundstrat’s Mark Newton 4 weeks ago said a potential 15-20% market correction could start as soon as late Febuary/early March into October. Won’t be a straight line. Well we are in late February now…. 👀

$SPY Fundstrat’s Mark Newton 4 weeks ago said a potential 15-20% market correction could start as soon as late Febuary/early March into October. Won’t be a straight line. Well we are in late February now…. 👀

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“This is the greatest time in the last 60 years to start a company.” -Jensen Huang, July 25th 2026 H/t Ycombinator

“This is the greatest time in the last 60 years to start a company.” -Jensen Huang, July 25th 2026 H/t Ycombinator

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“Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in 10 or 20 years…” Interesting. 🧐

“Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in 10 or 20 years…” Interesting. 🧐

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I don’t drink coffee. I don’t need a cold shower. I just need this before I begin my trading sesh: (YT: Marc Rebillet)

I don’t drink coffee. I don’t need a cold shower. I just need this before I begin my trading sesh: (YT: Marc Rebillet)

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