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Never underestimate random Indian X users with 1.5 gb data 🗿🔥

Never underestimate random Indian X users with 1.5 gb data 🗿🔥

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Left to have water with your bag? 😂😂

Left to have water with your bag? 😂😂

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Some CJP supporters are sticking Cockroach Janta Party stickers on random cars. If you find them, book FIR against them or give them Prashant Bhushan treatment

Some CJP supporters are sticking Cockroach Janta Party stickers on random cars. If you find them, book FIR against them or give them Prashant Bhushan treatment

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India is probably the only dictatorship in the world where you call the dictator a pimp just 2 kms from him and face no consequences

India is probably the only dictatorship in the world where you call the dictator a pimp just 2 kms from him and face no consequences

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Mudi ji 😭😭😭

Mudi ji 😭😭😭

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The #USDOJDroppedAdaniCase - Badi-badi baatein, bade-bade statements…

The #USDOJDroppedAdaniCase - Badi-badi baatein, bade-bade statements…

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Jisko Sansad bhavan ukhaad kar India ko Nepal bana dena tha aaj woh achanak school thik karne Rajasthan pohcha hai? Real goons are in CJP

Jisko Sansad bhavan ukhaad kar India ko Nepal bana dena tha aaj woh achanak school thik karne Rajasthan pohcha hai? Real goons are in CJP

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Hate off to Delhi police for their patience with 5 ft Dipke 🫡 Main toh na seh pata

Hate off to Delhi police for their patience with 5 ft Dipke 🫡 Main toh na seh pata

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2 months of protest ended in a 3 minute video at 11:52 PM 🗿

2 months of protest ended in a 3 minute video at 11:52 PM 🗿

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Simpsons has been known for its accurate future predictions 💀

Simpsons has been known for its accurate future predictions 💀

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Bhaiya 250 gm mithai pack karna Mithai wale bhaiya:

Bhaiya 250 gm mithai pack karna Mithai wale bhaiya:

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Biggest Mdrchd quam, they never come to streets whn Pakistan wages Jihad on India but always on street when something happens in Iran They are Shias of J&K, never forget

Biggest Mdrchd quam, they never come to streets whn Pakistan wages Jihad on India but always on street when something happens in Iran They are Shias of J&K, never forget

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For Bullas festival means violence, either on self or on others

For Bullas festival means violence, either on self or on others

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Babar Azam 💀💀

Babar Azam 💀💀

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CJP leaders spent days mocking PM Modi’s Indian accent and the way he says “Friends.” Today Arnab returned the favour with interest 😂🔥🔥

CJP leaders spent days mocking PM Modi’s Indian accent and the way he says “Friends.” Today Arnab returned the favour with interest 😂🔥🔥

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They literally klld Tarun over a water balloon in Delhi And this is how they play with blood on Bakra Eid

They literally klld Tarun over a water balloon in Delhi And this is how they play with blood on Bakra Eid

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CJP’s Ratna Singh is asking why the police didn’t filter out anti-social elements during the protest. Abhijit Iyer-Mitra’s reply was simple: Dipke himself got angry when police tried doing Aadhaar checks on the crowd. So the same people who are now asking “why weren’t the bad elements stopped” are the ones who resisted basic verification when it was being done. Exposed Cockroach hypocrisy 🔥

CJP’s Ratna Singh is asking why the police didn’t filter out anti-social elements during the protest. Abhijit Iyer-Mitra’s reply was simple: Dipke himself got angry when police tried doing Aadhaar checks on the crowd. So the same people who are now asking “why weren’t the bad elements stopped” are the ones who resisted basic verification when it was being done. Exposed Cockroach hypocrisy 🔥

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BJP stopped the Hajj subsidy where ßuslims used to throw stones at three pillars made from stone Hence the poor ßuslims are forced to throw stones at trains instead. Not my idea of India 😔😔

BJP stopped the Hajj subsidy where ßuslims used to throw stones at three pillars made from stone Hence the poor ßuslims are forced to throw stones at trains instead. Not my idea of India 😔😔

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CJP leaders have already made up their mind that Sonam Wangchuk is gonna dye. lmao😭

CJP leaders have already made up their mind that Sonam Wangchuk is gonna dye. lmao😭

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Dipke is threatening the Government again! > Has no remorse for the blood spilt of the security personnel who were just doing their job > Zero condemnation of the criminals part of his protest > Refuses to respect SC orders Not even the opposition has this kind of arrogance

Dipke is threatening the Government again! > Has no remorse for the blood spilt of the security personnel who were just doing their job > Zero condemnation of the criminals part of his protest > Refuses to respect SC orders Not even the opposition has this kind of arrogance

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These Mslm women were living in Bandra East encroached railway land since decades. They are a family of 11 staying in a 4 storey slum 💔 Heartless railways didn't think once before running bulldozer on their ancestral land I am worried that they will settle someplace else. Government should deport them before they relocate to some other area of Mumbai 😭🙏🏼

These Mslm women were living in Bandra East encroached railway land since decades. They are a family of 11 staying in a 4 storey slum 💔 Heartless railways didn't think once before running bulldozer on their ancestral land I am worried that they will settle someplace else. Government should deport them before they relocate to some other area of Mumbai 😭🙏🏼

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Hindus woke up 😎 Bairi Naresh from Telangana has insulted Ayyappa and sent to jail. After coming out, made similar insulting remarks on Devi Devtas. Hindus pel diye 😎 Police Jeep mein ghus ke pele hai 😂

Hindus woke up 😎 Bairi Naresh from Telangana has insulted Ayyappa and sent to jail. After coming out, made similar insulting remarks on Devi Devtas. Hindus pel diye 😎 Police Jeep mein ghus ke pele hai 😂

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Kya Gazab pela hai 😭🤣

Kya Gazab pela hai 😭🤣

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Walid jo the inke, wo Pakistan 🇵🇰 se the

Walid jo the inke, wo Pakistan 🇵🇰 se the

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First in my bloodline to witness police beating a peacock 😔

First in my bloodline to witness police beating a peacock 😔

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"CO Sir, if you have a problem with us, go to Nepal." - Shaukat Ali, State President, AIMIM After splitting Bharat in 3, after taking away 2 separate M>slim nations they now want Hindus to go away to Nepal

"CO Sir, if you have a problem with us, go to Nepal." - Shaukat Ali, State President, AIMIM After splitting Bharat in 3, after taking away 2 separate M>slim nations they now want Hindus to go away to Nepal

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Sonam Gaanchuk ek gendu generation ke liye zindagi se haath dho baithega, jo protest par sirf bread pakoda aur Biryani khane aa rahi hai

Sonam Gaanchuk ek gendu generation ke liye zindagi se haath dho baithega, jo protest par sirf bread pakoda aur Biryani khane aa rahi hai

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Arpit Sharma, one of the most poisonous account on X today Before becoming a full time Hindu and BJP hater the guy used to make meetha tiktok videos His father Vikas Sharma fought election on AAP ticket and lost to NOTA Ab samajh aa raha hai iska baap kyun hara tha 😭😭

Arpit Sharma, one of the most poisonous account on X today Before becoming a full time Hindu and BJP hater the guy used to make meetha tiktok videos His father Vikas Sharma fought election on AAP ticket and lost to NOTA Ab samajh aa raha hai iska baap kyun hara tha 😭😭

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Ye kaisa protest hai?? #IndiaStandswithPTUsha

Ye kaisa protest hai?? #IndiaStandswithPTUsha

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There is a time and place for protest” Indeed there is The Time was July 30th 1987 The Place is Srilanka 😭😭

There is a time and place for protest” Indeed there is The Time was July 30th 1987 The Place is Srilanka 😭😭

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PM Modi will become the longest continuously serving Prime Minister of India tomorrow ♥️

PM Modi will become the longest continuously serving Prime Minister of India tomorrow ♥️

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On Rahul Gandhi's bday looking back at his most legendary answer to any question. Rahul Gandhi's answer blew the audience and they started clapping. #HappyBirthdayRahulGandhi

On Rahul Gandhi's bday looking back at his most legendary answer to any question. Rahul Gandhi's answer blew the audience and they started clapping. #HappyBirthdayRahulGandhi

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Difference between Modi and Congress Modi expressed sadness about Indira's assassination. Congress celebreating CISF personnel slapping #KanganaRanaut.

Difference between Modi and Congress Modi expressed sadness about Indira's assassination. Congress celebreating CISF personnel slapping #KanganaRanaut.

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Chinese PR only shows children getting high tech education in Eastern China. The condition of children in Western China is a stark contrast. No proper roof to study, no proper food shortage of water. No one will show you this side of China 💔💔

Chinese PR only shows children getting high tech education in Eastern China. The condition of children in Western China is a stark contrast. No proper roof to study, no proper food shortage of water. No one will show you this side of China 💔💔

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