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India is probably the only dictatorship in the world where you call the dictator a pimp just 2 kms from him and face no consequences

India is probably the only dictatorship in the world where you call the dictator a pimp just 2 kms from him and face no consequences

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2 months of protest ended in a 3 minute video at 11:52 PM 🗿

2 months of protest ended in a 3 minute video at 11:52 PM 🗿

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Never underestimate random Indian X users with 1.5 gb data 🗿🔥

Never underestimate random Indian X users with 1.5 gb data 🗿🔥

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Left to have water with your bag? 😂😂

Left to have water with your bag? 😂😂

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Some CJP supporters are sticking Cockroach Janta Party stickers on random cars. If you find them, book FIR against them or give them Prashant Bhushan treatment

Some CJP supporters are sticking Cockroach Janta Party stickers on random cars. If you find them, book FIR against them or give them Prashant Bhushan treatment

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Hate off to Delhi police for their patience with 5 ft Dipke 🫡 Main toh na seh pata

Hate off to Delhi police for their patience with 5 ft Dipke 🫡 Main toh na seh pata

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The #USDOJDroppedAdaniCase - Badi-badi baatein, bade-bade statements…

The #USDOJDroppedAdaniCase - Badi-badi baatein, bade-bade statements…

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Bhaiya 250 gm mithai pack karna Mithai wale bhaiya:

Bhaiya 250 gm mithai pack karna Mithai wale bhaiya:

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Biggest Mdrchd quam, they never come to streets whn Pakistan wages Jihad on India but always on street when something happens in Iran They are Shias of J&K, never forget

Biggest Mdrchd quam, they never come to streets whn Pakistan wages Jihad on India but always on street when something happens in Iran They are Shias of J&K, never forget

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Simpsons has been known for its accurate future predictions 💀

Simpsons has been known for its accurate future predictions 💀

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For Bullas festival means violence, either on self or on others

For Bullas festival means violence, either on self or on others

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Babar Azam 💀💀

Babar Azam 💀💀

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They literally klld Tarun over a water balloon in Delhi And this is how they play with blood on Bakra Eid

They literally klld Tarun over a water balloon in Delhi And this is how they play with blood on Bakra Eid

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CJP leaders have already made up their mind that Sonam Wangchuk is gonna dye. lmao😭

CJP leaders have already made up their mind that Sonam Wangchuk is gonna dye. lmao😭

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Sonam Gaanchuk ek gendu generation ke liye zindagi se haath dho baithega, jo protest par sirf bread pakoda aur Biryani khane aa rahi hai

Sonam Gaanchuk ek gendu generation ke liye zindagi se haath dho baithega, jo protest par sirf bread pakoda aur Biryani khane aa rahi hai

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BJP stopped the Hajj subsidy where ßuslims used to throw stones at three pillars made from stone Hence the poor ßuslims are forced to throw stones at trains instead. Not my idea of India 😔😔

BJP stopped the Hajj subsidy where ßuslims used to throw stones at three pillars made from stone Hence the poor ßuslims are forced to throw stones at trains instead. Not my idea of India 😔😔

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These Mslm women were living in Bandra East encroached railway land since decades. They are a family of 11 staying in a 4 storey slum 💔 Heartless railways didn't think once before running bulldozer on their ancestral land I am worried that they will settle someplace else. Government should deport them before they relocate to some other area of Mumbai 😭🙏🏼

These Mslm women were living in Bandra East encroached railway land since decades. They are a family of 11 staying in a 4 storey slum 💔 Heartless railways didn't think once before running bulldozer on their ancestral land I am worried that they will settle someplace else. Government should deport them before they relocate to some other area of Mumbai 😭🙏🏼

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Kya Gazab pela hai 😭🤣

Kya Gazab pela hai 😭🤣

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Arpit Sharma, one of the most poisonous account on X today Before becoming a full time Hindu and BJP hater the guy used to make meetha tiktok videos His father Vikas Sharma fought election on AAP ticket and lost to NOTA Ab samajh aa raha hai iska baap kyun hara tha 😭😭

Arpit Sharma, one of the most poisonous account on X today Before becoming a full time Hindu and BJP hater the guy used to make meetha tiktok videos His father Vikas Sharma fought election on AAP ticket and lost to NOTA Ab samajh aa raha hai iska baap kyun hara tha 😭😭

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Walid jo the inke, wo Pakistan 🇵🇰 se the

Walid jo the inke, wo Pakistan 🇵🇰 se the

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Hindus woke up 😎 Bairi Naresh from Telangana has insulted Ayyappa and sent to jail. After coming out, made similar insulting remarks on Devi Devtas. Hindus pel diye 😎 Police Jeep mein ghus ke pele hai 😂

Hindus woke up 😎 Bairi Naresh from Telangana has insulted Ayyappa and sent to jail. After coming out, made similar insulting remarks on Devi Devtas. Hindus pel diye 😎 Police Jeep mein ghus ke pele hai 😂

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"CO Sir, if you have a problem with us, go to Nepal." - Shaukat Ali, State President, AIMIM After splitting Bharat in 3, after taking away 2 separate M>slim nations they now want Hindus to go away to Nepal

"CO Sir, if you have a problem with us, go to Nepal." - Shaukat Ali, State President, AIMIM After splitting Bharat in 3, after taking away 2 separate M>slim nations they now want Hindus to go away to Nepal

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PM Modi will become the longest continuously serving Prime Minister of India tomorrow ♥️

PM Modi will become the longest continuously serving Prime Minister of India tomorrow ♥️

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On Rahul Gandhi's bday looking back at his most legendary answer to any question. Rahul Gandhi's answer blew the audience and they started clapping. #HappyBirthdayRahulGandhi

On Rahul Gandhi's bday looking back at his most legendary answer to any question. Rahul Gandhi's answer blew the audience and they started clapping. #HappyBirthdayRahulGandhi

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Chinese PR only shows children getting high tech education in Eastern China. The condition of children in Western China is a stark contrast. No proper roof to study, no proper food shortage of water. No one will show you this side of China 💔💔

Chinese PR only shows children getting high tech education in Eastern China. The condition of children in Western China is a stark contrast. No proper roof to study, no proper food shortage of water. No one will show you this side of China 💔💔

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There is a time and place for protest” Indeed there is The Time was July 30th 1987 The Place is Srilanka 😭😭

There is a time and place for protest” Indeed there is The Time was July 30th 1987 The Place is Srilanka 😭😭

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Ye kaisa protest hai?? #IndiaStandswithPTUsha

Ye kaisa protest hai?? #IndiaStandswithPTUsha

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Look at the evil smile on Umar Khalid's face when Arnab is schooling him on the "Bharat ki barbadi tak Jung rahegi" This man is pure Evil and deserves to rot in Jail or unknown Men treatment

Look at the evil smile on Umar Khalid's face when Arnab is schooling him on the "Bharat ki barbadi tak Jung rahegi" This man is pure Evil and deserves to rot in Jail or unknown Men treatment

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Aura so GOATED, he couldn't speak for 30 seconds due to public applause in Malaysia 🥵

Aura so GOATED, he couldn't speak for 30 seconds due to public applause in Malaysia 🥵

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Difference between Modi and Congress Modi expressed sadness about Indira's assassination. Congress celebreating CISF personnel slapping #KanganaRanaut.

Difference between Modi and Congress Modi expressed sadness about Indira's assassination. Congress celebreating CISF personnel slapping #KanganaRanaut.

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Respect for Yogi Ji sky rockets everyday 🔥🔥🔥

Respect for Yogi Ji sky rockets everyday 🔥🔥🔥

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Who opposed Yakub Memon's death sentence? Owaisi and MIM. Owaisi also said that if Muslims get 50+ MPs, they'll save terrorists like Yakub Memon.

Who opposed Yakub Memon's death sentence? Owaisi and MIM. Owaisi also said that if Muslims get 50+ MPs, they'll save terrorists like Yakub Memon.

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