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Asmongold rules on corpse runs in WoW Forever “It adds nothing to the gameplay experience... This is classic WoW.”

Asmongold explains the difference between Classic and Retail WoW to a new player “Retail WoW is made for women”

Asmongold addresses a guild member (who will remain nameless) declining a summon to prove her independence “She's not independent, she can't even drive.”

Military analysts confirm Olympus now outranks 140 countries in standing army size. The Crown appeared moved.

A pardoned January 6th defendant applies to Olympus "You can be an officer"

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Asmongold proposes the Olympus Execution: every member rolls Alliance on the PvP server, then never logs in “We end PvP servers forever.”

🚨 BREAKING: Blizzard reprograms WoW Forever to stop Olympus guild invites, Asmongold says “They have actually reprogrammed WoW because of my guild”

Asmongold plans to monopolize every rare crafting recipe in WoW Forever to force people into Olympus "Think of them as tariffs"

Asmongold reviews WoW Forever's layering live on launch night “This is my new fucking ChatGPT private server. There's like three people on it”

WoW Forever trailer roasts Pirate Software in an official Blizzard video. Asmongold confirms it is real. “This is an official Blizzard video. This is hilarious”

Asmongold responds to girlfriends who get mad about video games “You literally have boobs and you're losing to a PlayStation”

DEVELOPING: Olympus masses hundreds of players on the new world boss, opens fire, and immediately loses track of the boss “We literally don't know where the boss went”

DEVELOPING: Olympus's first level 60 asks the Crown for 100 gifted subs. The Crown delivers “He actually gifted 100 subs. I didn't think it would work.”

BREAKING: Olympus marches 735 level 30s into its first raid boss, Dr. Weavil, a level 60 built for 20 players The boss casts one spell

DEVELOPING: Blizzard throttles guild invites on Olympus Career Day. Asmongold weighs taking it to the United Nations “I'm literally being persecuted”

The Olympus addon devs turn around feature request in 3 minutes. That's the Olympus Difference™.

Asmongold confirms Olympus is going PvE at launch, and PvP after “The big plan will cause Blizzard to change the game.”

Olympus marches on Stormwind with torches during the WoW Forever stress test “We're gonna burn down Stormwind.”

Asmongold discovers WoW Forever quietly nerfed jiggle physics and calls for layoffs at Blizzard “This is a very, very big deal.”

Thousands of Olympus members march out of Stormwind at once and the servers can't decide what to do “Y'all ready to play Russian Roulette?”

Asmongold reads a message saying Europe is lucky not to have Olympus, and considers an EU expansion “Maybe it's time for your luck to run out”

Asmongold calculates Olympus is 15% of the WoW Forever server and drafts a plan to end the Horde “We could end World of Warcraft.”

Asmongold releases the official WoW Forever class census “Warriors are for middle-aged fat men... weirdos just play warlocks”

Asmongold proposes scrapping the WoW Forever legacy system entirely “People should let alts be alts” Visionary.

Olympus marches on Orgrimmar. Blizzard answers with 50 plague zombies “I think Blizzard did this to me.”