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Really expensive headphones will ruin your ability to enjoy listening to music forever. Many "audiophiles" destroyed their life.

Obama was forced to pay thousands of dollars in gas fees to remove the Hitler NFTs from his cryptocurrency wallet

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Ever notice how NoFap is just another way to feel productive without actually doing anything? You’ll do 1,000 times more for yourself by just getting a job.

They should take away nukes from France and Great Britain. At a certain point they are going to become a fundraising strategy after all the productive tax payers leave.

The revised Maslow's hierarchy of human needs puts shitposting at the very top. This way, it can finally explain why Mark Zuckerberg is smoking meats on a Facebook stream.

Never ever tell anyone at your job you are using AI. You need to drown any suspicions in LinkedIn buzzwords.

There are people considering it "meta" to contract toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection, just because a PubMed study suggested it increases testosterone. Added bonus is that you don't lose your natty card and you might enjoy being around cats more.

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If you wanna run a restaurant, you've just gotta accept that your employees will have sex on the job And if you run an AI company, you've gotta accept that 50% of your employees will be mentally ill

Clavicular stands to make a lot of money on Polymarket by getting himself arrested

50% of furries are homeless prostitutes. The other 50% are directors at trillion-dollar tech companies

"Functional strength" is a huge meme Number of times I've needed to deadlift a woman out of a burning building: 0 Number of gay billionaires who invested in my startup because they liked my abs: over 15 Focus on what actually matters

SAT scores aren't enough. Asian kids need to be top 5 drug dealers in their region if they want to make it into Harvard now

"Passive income" doesn’t exist. If someone tells you it does, check the link in their bio - they’re trying to sell you a course.

The same model solving Navier–Stokes will write the most mediocre copy you’ve ever read.

Sadly you’re too late to AI compared to cracked X users on the bleeding edge. You’re still early to impressing boomers with simple vibecoded apps. You’ve got about 15 years before they figure it out.

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The average waiter makes $2.60/hr and subsists entirely off of tips But they keep doing the job anyway because management lets them have sex with coworkers in the kitchen if it's slow

Support for transgenderism has been massively downhill ever since that elementary school teacher showed up to class wearing his 40lb oversized supermassive fake tits

Confiscating boomer wealth as the solution to the fertility crisis by Spandrell