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“Football is the most important of the least important things in life.” Had my account verified so I can write very long posts. You’ve been warned!

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This Gakpo video is trending. Some make fun of Gakpo’s IQ, moan about his passing, etc. Deserved. But, Ekitike had a similar bizarre moment yesterday mostly ignored, because many Liverpool fans decided sexy future stars need protection.

This Gakpo video is trending. Some make fun of Gakpo’s IQ, moan about his passing, etc. Deserved. But, Ekitike had a similar bizarre moment yesterday mostly ignored, because many Liverpool fans decided sexy future stars need protection.

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In the wrong feet this could’ve led to a clumsy challenge and a penalty. It looks simple and probably already forgotten, but the intelligence, timing and vision in these crucial moments is what makes VVD the best CB in the world till today.

In the wrong feet this could’ve led to a clumsy challenge and a penalty. It looks simple and probably already forgotten, but the intelligence, timing and vision in these crucial moments is what makes VVD the best CB in the world till today.

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Saudi League. This is not AI. This is real.

Saudi League. This is not AI. This is real.

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Salah’s first Trabzonspor game: - 30 minutes played - Didn’t have preseason - Trained 1 week with his new team - Role is more Egypt than Liverpool - Mo had a good start with creativity and on goal threat - Trabzonspor 2nd half was of two parts: 15 minutes before Salah (really bad) and 30 minutes with Salah (much better but still haphazard) - Trabzonspor looks disjointed and in preseason mode - Midfield is a problem with little creativity or control, recyclers - Onuacho’s movement is often 15 seconds late or 1 meter away from where he’s supposed to be - The team is naive: Metehan instead of winning a pen takes a lame shot then remembers too late he was fouled. Pina’s bad first touch lead to an unnecessary penalty as Kasimpasa’s player sneakiness is the opposite of Metehan.

Salah’s first Trabzonspor game: - 30 minutes played - Didn’t have preseason - Trained 1 week with his new team - Role is more Egypt than Liverpool - Mo had a good start with creativity and on goal threat - Trabzonspor 2nd half was of two parts: 15 minutes before Salah (really bad) and 30 minutes with Salah (much better but still haphazard) - Trabzonspor looks disjointed and in preseason mode - Midfield is a problem with little creativity or control, recyclers - Onuacho’s movement is often 15 seconds late or 1 meter away from where he’s supposed to be - The team is naive: Metehan instead of winning a pen takes a lame shot then remembers too late he was fouled. Pina’s bad first touch lead to an unnecessary penalty as Kasimpasa’s player sneakiness is the opposite of Metehan.

55,662 views • 10 days ago

VVD: Carragher will not start over Gomez, Matip and Konate. VVD: "No and I'm serious about that. Carragher played many games for Liverpool but in the modern game Matip and Konate would be ahead of him.” Average. Thanks to Sajad for the video.

VVD: Carragher will not start over Gomez, Matip and Konate. VVD: "No and I'm serious about that. Carragher played many games for Liverpool but in the modern game Matip and Konate would be ahead of him.” Average. Thanks to Sajad for the video.

413,364 views • 4 months ago

Mo had a choice to make: Coffee bar friend on the right or Diaz on the left. Coffee won 😂

Mo had a choice to make: Coffee bar friend on the right or Diaz on the left. Coffee won 😂

1,552,519 views • 1 year ago

Ste from RedmenTV (of course) criticized Salah on BBC. Here is Ste & Dan from 2023 telling us Salah is a system player, lost his x-factor, fans will not be as bothered if he missed a game compared to Nunez. These people always had anti-Salah agenda.

Ste from RedmenTV (of course) criticized Salah on BBC. Here is Ste & Dan from 2023 telling us Salah is a system player, lost his x-factor, fans will not be as bothered if he missed a game compared to Nunez. These people always had anti-Salah agenda.

80,606 views • 3 months ago

In October, Cucurella was able to get in behind in acres of space. In May, Cucurella did exactly the same thing by getting in behind in acres of space repeatedly. The usual suspects scapegoated Salah for a structural problem in Slot’s system.

In October, Cucurella was able to get in behind in acres of space. In May, Cucurella did exactly the same thing by getting in behind in acres of space repeatedly. The usual suspects scapegoated Salah for a structural problem in Slot’s system.

65,442 views • 3 months ago

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