PatrickWhatUp

Why does ridiculous shit happen to me constantly at the poker table. Some people just decide they hate me for no reason other than my appearance. I think it’s the swagger makes them jealous, that $1/3 NLH swagger. We out here. Anyway, so I arrived at MGM Grand Detroit earlier today before attending the Tigers game, head to the poker room and sit down at a $1/3 table. I haven’t been dealt in yet and the guy to my left says, “You’re the big blind.” I tell the dealer I’d like to wait to play until the button passes me, which she finds acceptable. A guy pipes up from across the table with a very negative demeanor insisting I must post the big blind. The dealer agrees with him and tells me I can wait but would still have to post to come in. A lady at the table also says I have to post. She said the last time she was presented with the same situation, they made her post the blinds. I say to the dealer, “Please call the floor, I’d like to hear it from them.” in the friendliest, least defensive way I can. The fine gentleman who had checked me in and gave me my table/seat assignment is also the floorman. He arrives at our table, the dealer tells him the situation and he makes the obvious ruling that I can wait and won’t have to post. His body language read “I can’t believe you needed a ruling for that.” I swear some people just hate on me for no reason. Reminds me of the people that have me blocked here on X. Shit’s cray. I swear I’m super nice!!! 😂🤷‍♂️🔥🚀

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