Apparently now 10.8lbs of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt). Cat Ambassador for @dotslondon
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Mr Mr. T the Taco had another baby! With an orange by the look of it. Anyway, it’s dead now.
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This is a bit humiliating, Mummy
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After my sister Ollie died, my mummy let Monty go into her big basket of toys and this is who he came out with! My sister had never been interested in him but Monty played with him every time he came round. Look how young Mr. T the Taco looks! Monty warmed him up for me!
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I caught a snake! It was attacking me!!!!
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Somebody stuck this pesky thing on my back and I need to catch it to see what it is.
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I’m not allowed to swear but what the giddy flip is this travesty??? And why does he need a phone??? It’s mine anyway. I’m taking it back. #Twativity
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I WANT TO PULL HIS LEGS OFF!!! LET ME PULL HIS LEGS OFF!!! I am so sorry. I have no idea what came over me just then.
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I’m in my happy place #SoundUp #Armpit
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Here’s my Christmas present to all my friends. #SoundUp #Bellyvard
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Helping my mummy finish her new book #SoundUp
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I’m helping my mummy catch up with some sleep! #SoundUp
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I’m singing my happy Saturday song! #SoundUp
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I have a new hobby! It’s called snoring! I’ve taken it up in a big way!