> empty coffee shop > order coffee > barista is cute brunette > start talking > turns into flirting > talk for like 20 minutes > ask for her number > she says she’s married
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Thinking about this clip of Trump from 2014
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Hanging with that one bro who’s so genuinely retarded that it starts to rub off on you:
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Average red state conservative: “I respect everyone’s opinions, believe in the free market, and want the government to just leave us all alone.” Average blue state conservative:
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Average red state conservative: “I respect everyone’s opinions, believe in the free market, and just want the government to leave us all alone.” Average blue state conservative:
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“the right wing is going to rule us for the next decade”
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If you find this 19 y/o attractive, you’re sick
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“You have no jurisdiction over Americans and we will not cooperate with any investigations”
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Cute 7/10 redhead who I fumbled in the fall of 2019 just got engaged
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The 3 Male jurors holding the line:
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Tucker Carlson realizing he no longer has any influence on the right anymore:
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“You have no jurisdiction over Americans and we will not cooperate with any investigations”
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Pulling up to Trump’s 3rd inauguration in 2029:
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Boomer conservatives: “I like free markets and think that these immigrants are hard workers and deserve a shot at the American dream.” Zoomer conservatives:
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Main account got nuked at nearly 12k followers. For a George Floyd joke of all things. Had it for 5 years. What a ride. But we live to fight another day.
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When you ask her what she did during her 3-month trip to Europe last summer:
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Thinking about this video
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This is absolutely catastrophic for the left. They will never recover from this.
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The zoomers are making Michael Scott Hitler edits — I say again — the zoomers are now making Michael Scott Hitler edits