Rachel the Riveter
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- Disciple of Jesus Christ, Daughter of God, Child of the Covenant - Wife, Mother, Software Architect, DJ Buttercream, Proud Hooker who knows how to use a 9MM.
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Mr. Wardwide presents Ward Party. Lyrics: Ward Party Mr. Wardwide. Eight-oh-one to the four-three-five. Cultural hall, chairs on the wall. Bishop said keep it clean — I said, señor, that's the only way I know. Dale. Pull up to the chapel, parking lot full, Minivans and Suburbans, that's the pull. Crockpot in the trunk, tinfoil on the tray, Funeral potatoes gonna carry the day. Green Jell-O, shredded carrot, don't ask why, Rolls from Sister Holt, they could make you cry. Sign-up sheet said bring a side — I brought the whole dang Costco, baby, don't hide. Elders quorum on the setup crew, Two hundred chairs, gotta stack 'em too. Primary kids running laps on the floor, Somebody's baby just knocked on the door — No wait, that's the missionaries, let 'em in, Two white shirts and a Book and a grin. DJ in the corner, that's the ward mission lead, Playing clean edits at a dangerous speed. Linger longer — we don't leave. Linger longer — Sunday sleeves. Potluck, potluck, plate up, plate up, Dirty Diet Coke and we don't wake up. They told me I'd get space wives — Nah, I got the Relief Society! Sisters with the casseroles keeping me alive, That's the Relief Society! Ministering, ministering, knock on my door, Bringing me the bread and then bringing some more, Don't need a planet, I got the fourth floor — Ward Party, Ward Party, WHOOO! Dale! Compassionate service, that's the squad, Show up with a lasagna and a word from God. Somebody's moving? They got the truck. Somebody's sick? They got the soup, good luck. Visiting teaching turned to ministering, yeah, Same energy, less clipboard, more care. Enrichment night, that's the old name, Now it's just a Tuesday and it's still the same game. Fry sauce on everything, nobody's shocked, Ward basketball court, oh the ankles get blocked. Youth on the stage, they did a skit, It was mostly about bishop, he laughed at it. Somebody brought a Bundt, somebody brought a ham, Somebody brought their cousin from Spanish Fork, ma'am. And when the lights go low and the Sprite runs dry, We stack the chairs — don't say goodbye. Linger longer — we don't leave. Linger longer — Sunday sleeves. Potluck, potluck, plate up, plate up, Dirty Diet Coke and we don't wake up. They told me I'd get space wives — Nah, I got the Relief Society! Sisters with the casseroles keeping me alive, That's the Relief Society! Ministering, ministering, knock on my door, Bringing me the bread and then bringing some more, Don't need a planet, I got the fourth floor — Ward Party, Ward Party, WHOOO! Bring a dish. (Bring a dish.) Bring a friend. (Bring a friend.) Bring your own tablecloth, we do this till the end. No coffee, no problem, we run on the Spirit and the caffeine-free Sprite, Somebody call the ward clerk, we're going all night — (till nine-thirty, we got church in the morning) They told me I'd get space wives — Nah, I got the Relief Society! Sisters with the casseroles keeping me alive, That's the Relief Society! Ministering, ministering, knock on my door, Bringing me the bread and then bringing some more, Don't need a planet, I got the fourth floor — Ward Party, Ward Party, WHOOO! Mr. Wardwide. Sister Holt — the rolls. Every time. Linger longer. Stack the chairs. Dale.
Rachel the Riveter96,908 次观看 • 14 天前
But here is a caution for families. Suppose Church leaders reduce the time required by Church meetings and activities in order to increase the time available for families to be together. This will not achieve its intended purpose unless individual family members—especially parents—vigorously act to increase family togetherness and one-on-one time. "
Rachel the Riveter29,166 次观看 • 7 个月前
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