
Agent Self FBI
@RetroAgent12 • 81,605 subscribers
Not an FBI agent. I’m a financial crimes investigator and current law student. I don’t monetize my content. I fight MAGA ideology and lies.
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I put together this analysis. This constitutes homicide. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Two facts are dispositive. First, the driver placed the vehicle in reverse to increase distance between herself and the agent positioned in front of the car. That action is inconsistent with an intent to strike or run over the agent. If the objective were to cause harm, reversing would have been unnecessary and counterproductive. Second, the driver turned the steering wheel to the right, away from the agent. At that point, the agent moved to the left side of the vehicle and was no longer in the vehicle’s path. The threat had dissipated. The agent then leaned over the hood, aimed, and fired. The use of deadly force was not reactive to an imminent threat. It was a discretionary act taken after the threat had ceased. This was not a justified shooting. It was an unlawful killing.
Agent Self FBI1,828,666 次观看 • 4 个月前

MAGA gets so rattled by anti-Trump protests this massive, they immediately jump to “Soros paid them!” Even if he did — how’s that any different from Elon literally paying people to vote? You clowns never think this stuff through. And let’s be real — I’ve never seen a pro-Trump rally this big, happening all across America on the same day. Not once.
Agent Self FBI1,733,969 次观看 • 1 年前

Oh, brilliant—Trump still thinks tariffs are paid by the foreign country. This man genuinely believes China cuts us a check every time he slaps on a tariff. In reality, it’s American businesses and consumers who get stuck with the bill. He’s been in office, made trade policy, and still doesn’t grasp the most basic concept of how tariffs work. It’s economic illiteracy on full display.
Agent Self FBI1,619,504 次观看 • 1 年前

MUST WATCH! Don’t get manipulated by Trump and his antics. MAGA Republicans are spending millions not on campaigning, but on manipulating polling data in battleground states like Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Georgia to falsely show Trump leading. This strategy aims to demobilize the opposition by creating a sense of defeat, drying up campaign funds, and stopping grassroots efforts. Trump, knowing he is likely to lose, plans to use this fabricated polling data to claim victory and attempt to steal the election. These misleading polls are meant to lay the groundwork for that narrative, so it’s crucial to stay engaged and not fall for this tactic. Re-post this!
Agent Self FBI257,299 次观看 • 1 年前

Posting this video so everyone can see just how far gone these people are. Here’s a Trump supporter screaming at Kash Patel—Trump’s handpicked loyalist—demanding to know why the “elite Democrats,” “Epstein clients,” and “Hollywood pedophiles” haven’t been arrested yet. Let me help you out: Because it’s not fucking real. It never was. Kash Patel fed you conspiracy bullshit because he knew you’d buy it. He built a brand on your gullibility. You’re not mad because you were lied to—you’re mad the fantasy never came true. There will be no mass arrests. No pedo rings exposed. No evil cabal of Hollywood elites frog-marched on live TV. Whether it’s Day 100 or Day 1,460 of Trump’s presidency, it’s not happening. And for the die-hards screaming “the deep state runs deep”— Yeah, keep clinging to that fantasy, champ. Let me know how that goes when Trump finishes another term and still hasn’t done shit but sell gold sneakers and NFT cards. You weren’t part of a secret movement. You were just the mark. Wake the fuck up.
Agent Self FBI178,460 次观看 • 1 年前

MAGA listen up. This is Matt Randolph he is known as "Mr. Global" on TikTok… he’s a world renowned Gas and Oil energy expert. And is currently the VP of Sentinel Energy, tells us why Trump’s energy agenda is not only impossible, but demonstrates Trump knows absolutely nothing about energy policy.
Agent Self FBI234,657 次观看 • 1 年前

This video doesn’t show an ICE officer being run over. What you “hear” and what “looks” like a violent collision from the cell phone footage is just Jonathan Ross the ICE agent drawing his gun and shooting. Synced Ross phone video shows: 1. Good is steering the car away from Ross 2. After Ross shoots her, he calls her a "fucking bitch" (audio levels raised, but otherwise unedited)
Agent Self FBI41,556 次观看 • 4 个月前

This is comedy…Amazon is now listing the extra cost on items because of Trump’s tariffs — and the Trump team is furious that you might actually see the price of his stupidity. Trump’s press secretary, tried to spin it by whining, “Why didn’t Amazon do this when Biden hiked inflation?” Maybe because Biden didn’t “hike” inflation you stable genius — a once-in-a-century global pandemic did, when supply chains collapsed worldwide. Trump’s tariffs, on the other hand, are an active, deliberate policy choice to raise costs right now. They’re not mad at Amazon for being political. They’re mad because the truth is about to slap people in the face every time they check out.
Agent Self FBI81,712 次观看 • 1 年前