Rodney Dangerfield

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Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.

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Rodney Dangerfield

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“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.

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“I didn’t know you wanted to get involved in the discussion, Mr. Helper.”

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know? Last week I bought a new book, 100 Ways to Make Love. I ended up in traction, it was a misprint.”

Remembering Rodney’s damsel in distress, Valerie Perrine. (September 3, 1943 – March 23, 2026)

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: Rodney I hope you didn’t try to drive in that condition. 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I tried but the bus driver wouldn’t let me.

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

“With my wife, I got no sex life either. I mean the other night I told her, ‘Don’t laugh behind my back.’ She said, ‘I won't. The funny stuff’s on the other side.’”

“I mean it, kids today they got it too good. When I was a kid it was different, I had it rough. Christmas I got batteries, toys not included.”

“On my block, the most important thing was to be able to take it. I remember the guys who could take it. Guys like Moose, Ox, Bull, The Bear. I mean these guys were animals.”

“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”

“I tell ya, when I was a kid I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they’ll come and get you.’”

Rodney couldn’t get anyone to go on vacation with him... so he took his dog.

When Eddie met Rodney. (🎬: W Magazine)

“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”

Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.

School’s out for summer and it’s the 40th anniversary of Rodney’s Back to School. What more could you ask for? 👌

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”

“I think I’ll just sit here, finish my beer and talk to Rodney.” (🎬: Rodney and Bon Jovi in Sam Kinison’s ‘Wild Thing’ music video)

If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: Merriam-Webster)