Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.

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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.

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Scientists have found the last remaining stock market bear

Immediately after the incident, the two men shook hands and went for a beer...

Here's a summary of the Fed Press Conference earlier

Here's a one-week $SPX chart

They spit in your face, and then you vote for them.

Have you guys ever seen a private equity up close?

No matter who you vote for, you always get John McCain.

Did you guys see Larry Summers at the Phoenix Open? Dude! Lawrence H. Summers

Trust, but verify.

After 36 years, CNBC discovers the Cantillon Effect today. Surreal.

What's the most popular topic at the World Economic Forum this year? World Economic Forum #Davos

The next FOMC meeting starts in just 5 days.

I block every bot I see here. All of 'em. Every single one. Must've blocked thousands by now. Bots are like private equity - they're everywhere, and they ruin things.

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Have a nice weekend, amigos.

"We're in an economic kayfabe right now." - Paul Tudor Jones

I finally understand cryptocurrency.

"It is the Fed that wandered into politics on a permanent basis...In a period of free money, what was the clear sign to Congress? You can spend all the money you want, and so they did." - Kevin Warsh

Joe Biden Saying the quiet part out loud... Mike Wilson: "...all these immigrants coming in, who are willing to work - and there are plenty of them - at way below market wages..."

Howard Lutnick describing his "one and done" visit with next-door neighbor Jeffrey Epstein. Funny story: A year later Lutnick was visiting "that disgusting person's" island. Howard Lutnick

Fed reporters are the best.

Very worthwhile discussion between former CIA Spies Andrew Bustamente &amp; John Kiriakou. Check out this fun anecdote of how "mid-level nobody" John Brennan went from being fired to CIA Director. "the most talented people leave"

Jerome Powell explains the Fed's made-up "2% target": Everybody's doing it! March 7, 2023.

Apparently someone in this school in Germany "liked" one of my Twitter posts.

"Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing some of the most powerful men in the world...a college dropout from working class Coney Island...if he's got an intelligence apparatus behind him...that's the only way that Jeffrey Epstein is able to blackmail..."

“So do I think you can fix it? Yes... For instance, if you went into CIA tomorrow, where there are huge numbers of good people, you probably should fire everybody on the top floor...the first second of the first day…That’s the kind of decisive action that will be required..."

Ray Dalio explains.

The next FOMC meeting starts in just 28 days.

Here's Chris Hedges reading "the Epstein List™" ...a few years ago...

Jared Bernstein, but with farm animals.

Very worthwhile discussion between former CIA Spies Andrew Bustamente & John Kiriakou. Check out this fun anecdote of how "mid-level nobody" John Brennan went from being fired to CIA Director. "the most talented people leave"