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Till date UEFA has failed to explain why this isn't a penalty........ Cubarsi and Garcia got a red card for this btw.

Till date UEFA has failed to explain why this isn't a penalty........ Cubarsi and Garcia got a red card for this btw.

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I miss that Real madrid relationship with the referee's

I miss that Real madrid relationship with the referee's

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Kissing during games isn't allowed, but messi made that possible 😭

Kissing during games isn't allowed, but messi made that possible 😭

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Vitinha is the better player when Pedri is not on the pitch

Vitinha is the better player when Pedri is not on the pitch

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This same Arjen Robben 😭

This same Arjen Robben 😭

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I think another thing Messi has over Lamine Yamal is the ability to use his teammates.
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I think another thing Messi has over Lamine Yamal is the ability to use his teammates.

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1,221,300 views • 3 months ago

This game should've been televised on CNN , absolute crime scene
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This game should've been televised on CNN , absolute crime scene

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2,468,809 views • 9 months ago

You know Neymar was on a different level when even messi had to drop back and defend
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You know Neymar was on a different level when even messi had to drop back and defend

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1,739,077 views • 8 months ago

This De bruyne walk against Arsenal at the Emirates stadium sits right next to that "messi walk"
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This De bruyne walk against Arsenal at the Emirates stadium sits right next to that "messi walk"

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1,024,693 views • 5 months ago

Rooney is still triggered by this Neymar interview 😭😭
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Rooney is still triggered by this Neymar interview 😭😭

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632,958 views • 4 months ago

This version of Raphinha for €100m is a huge bargain
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This version of Raphinha for €100m is a huge bargain

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811,746 views • 5 months ago

Bro forced Allison to move from Roma for more playing time, made Buffon to consider retirement, retired himself, came back from retirement to save Barcelona, and also still keeping an unbeaten streak for us Wojciech Szczesny 👏
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Bro forced Allison to move from Roma for more playing time, made Buffon to consider retirement, retired himself, came back from retirement to save Barcelona, and also still keeping an unbeaten streak for us Wojciech Szczesny 👏

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2,234,826 views • 1 year ago

There’s always a clip of Messi you haven’t seen.
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There’s always a clip of Messi you haven’t seen.

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438,844 views • 3 months ago

No way!!! Amorim faced prime neymar 😭😭 Bro was a certified shin kicker
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No way!!! Amorim faced prime neymar 😭😭 Bro was a certified shin kicker

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862,988 views • 6 months ago

Back when Kounde hated Barcelona with all his heart 😭
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Back when Kounde hated Barcelona with all his heart 😭

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713,060 views • 5 months ago

Bruh!!!... Why is Neymar so quick all of a sudden?
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Bruh!!!... Why is Neymar so quick all of a sudden?

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402,053 views • 3 months ago

Coutinho only scored worldies for Barcelona
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Coutinho only scored worldies for Barcelona

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807,466 views • 7 months ago

A familiar sight for Celta Vigo tonight…
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A familiar sight for Celta Vigo tonight…

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269,436 views • 2 months ago

Thank God Ronaldinho and Neymar didn't have much time to play together. The world wasn't ready
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Thank God Ronaldinho and Neymar didn't have much time to play together. The world wasn't ready

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553,732 views • 6 months ago

Only cameroon could truly explain how dangerous 2014 Neymar was
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Only cameroon could truly explain how dangerous 2014 Neymar was

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519,721 views • 6 months ago

Neymar was nuts man 😂, he made fifa change the penalty rule
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Neymar was nuts man 😂, he made fifa change the penalty rule

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664,858 views • 9 months ago

This was Rafael Leao against that super psg team... Exactly what our LW has been missing
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This was Rafael Leao against that super psg team... Exactly what our LW has been missing

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227,465 views • 3 months ago

Ancellotti told us Neymar wasn't 100% 😂
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Ancellotti told us Neymar wasn't 100% 😂

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267,035 views • 3 months ago

You can find around 500 games of Messi doing this
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You can find around 500 games of Messi doing this

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204,230 views • 2 months ago

The double standards in laliga.....
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The double standards in laliga.....

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334,785 views • 5 months ago