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We have investigated this incident and established no wrong doing on anyone’s part
Sandford Police Commentary6,258,606 views • 1 year ago

Nicholas Smith, 26 and Andrew Jones, 36 have been charged with attempting to cause grievous bodily harm. The victims Haroon Khan, 22, and Mohammed Khan, 19 didn’t sustain any lasting injuries from the bar stool. We are investigating whether to treat this as a hate crime.
Sandford Police Commentary5,902,374 views • 2 years ago
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If you do this to your car, and we see it, we will ram you off the fucking road
Sandford Police Comms445,475 views • 1 year ago

This footage was received by Force Complaints On review it appears an officer was travelling in to work & slightly misjudged the junction We will not take any action against the Ch Insp on this occasion, however have advised them to obtain a licence
Sandford Police Commentary835,985 views • 3 years ago
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Footage received via our Online Reporting Portal Appears to show a staggering number of close passes by a pedal cycle on the more vulnerable queuing traffic Officers will seek to identify and prosecute the cyclist, typical fine range £71.75 - £800.85
Sandford Police Commentary594,805 views • 3 years ago