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Unapologetically conservative.Wife.Patriot. Menace to the mainstream.Traditional wife with a modern mouth.America First. Red, white, and done with the nonsense.

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I have no words. 🤣🤣🤣

I have no words. 🤣🤣🤣

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They better name their firstborn after him. 🤣🤣🤣

They better name their firstborn after him. 🤣🤣🤣

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Life-long core memory with Dad. Mom heart attack. 10/10 would not recommend. It's always the dad's.

Life-long core memory with Dad. Mom heart attack. 10/10 would not recommend. It's always the dad's.

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Well I'll be damned. I learned something new. At 41. 😑 Kitchen hack 101.

Well I'll be damned. I learned something new. At 41. 😑 Kitchen hack 101.

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I was todays year old when I learned this.

I was todays year old when I learned this.

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My tax dollars are happy to fund this. This is gold. 🔥🔥🔥

My tax dollars are happy to fund this. This is gold. 🔥🔥🔥

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Solid advice. Do it if you ever feel in danger.

Solid advice. Do it if you ever feel in danger.

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On 9/11 the FDNY lost 343 of their own. Not statistics. Sons, fathers, husbands from 75 firehouses across the five boroughs. 121 engine companies and 62 ladder companies answered the call. Every Rescue company in New York went in. They knew the buildings were coming down and they went in anyway. That’s who they were. That’s who we lost. Never forget.

On 9/11 the FDNY lost 343 of their own. Not statistics. Sons, fathers, husbands from 75 firehouses across the five boroughs. 121 engine companies and 62 ladder companies answered the call. Every Rescue company in New York went in. They knew the buildings were coming down and they went in anyway. That’s who they were. That’s who we lost. Never forget.

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So they were caught hitting each other, so dad made them do wall sits. The comment section went wild. Calling this abuse. I don't find this abusive. He isn't spanking them. He is disciplining them. If you dont discipline your children, you have criminals. What do y'all think? Abuse or justified punishment?

So they were caught hitting each other, so dad made them do wall sits. The comment section went wild. Calling this abuse. I don't find this abusive. He isn't spanking them. He is disciplining them. If you dont discipline your children, you have criminals. What do y'all think? Abuse or justified punishment?

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Damn now that's a QUEEN.

Damn now that's a QUEEN.

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Bless this man. He knows Florida is about to be wrecked. He knows over 22 million people live here and are in jeopardy of Hurricane Milton. Lift a prayer up for Gov Desantis. The weight on his shoulders is heavy. 🙏

Bless this man. He knows Florida is about to be wrecked. He knows over 22 million people live here and are in jeopardy of Hurricane Milton. Lift a prayer up for Gov Desantis. The weight on his shoulders is heavy. 🙏

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If I had to see it, so do you. 🙊

If I had to see it, so do you. 🙊

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Just so you know. It's like this everywhere. On I-75, 441, I-4, and I-95. We only have a few options to leave out of Florida. I wouldn't want to be stuck there, out of gas,when a category 5 hits. Have some compassion for Florida.

Just so you know. It's like this everywhere. On I-75, 441, I-4, and I-95. We only have a few options to leave out of Florida. I wouldn't want to be stuck there, out of gas,when a category 5 hits. Have some compassion for Florida.

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Until they're in the road, that is. Deer caught in the headlights. Hunters are gonna hate this post. 🙊 He got away.

Until they're in the road, that is. Deer caught in the headlights. Hunters are gonna hate this post. 🙊 He got away.

2,378,022 views

Just a psa: Please go to Turning Point USA for merch.

Just a psa: Please go to Turning Point USA for merch.

2,878,255 views

Truth bomb. 🤣🤣🤣

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Truth bomb. 🤣🤣🤣

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She is talented. Featuring on the next America's Got Talent episode.

She is talented. Featuring on the next America's Got Talent episode.

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Those eyes dont lie. He saw some stuff.

Those eyes dont lie. He saw some stuff.

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Never put your hands on somebody else's child. Dad knocked her out. Was he in the wrong? Nope. Keep your hands to yourselves.

Never put your hands on somebody else's child. Dad knocked her out. Was he in the wrong? Nope. Keep your hands to yourselves.

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That's so wrong. 🤣🤣🤣

That's so wrong. 🤣🤣🤣

1,482,823 views

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Omg… Savage Af! It just keeps getting better. If you need a laugh, watch this. I’m betting Karen is a liberal.

Omg… Savage Af! It just keeps getting better. If you need a laugh, watch this. I’m betting Karen is a liberal.

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You see some light bulbs go off. I think these people know NOW what “from the river to the sea” means. It’s scary and sad the level of brainwashing these children are being exposed to. I don’t know how this conflict will ever resolve between Israel and Palestine. Watched this on fb and wanted to share it with yall. This was posted last year on fb. Credit to: Street Smarts.

You see some light bulbs go off. I think these people know NOW what “from the river to the sea” means. It’s scary and sad the level of brainwashing these children are being exposed to. I don’t know how this conflict will ever resolve between Israel and Palestine. Watched this on fb and wanted to share it with yall. This was posted last year on fb. Credit to: Street Smarts.

35,789 views • 2 days ago

96 years old. No oxygen mask. No blackouts. Grandpa just went back into his prime days. He went to straight solider zone. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

96 years old. No oxygen mask. No blackouts. Grandpa just went back into his prime days. He went to straight solider zone. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

9,031,354 views • 1 year ago

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I did not know this. Now I do. The more ya know. 🙊

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I did not know this. Now I do. The more ya know. 🙊

3,796,583 views • 7 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes. ❤️

Not all heroes wear capes. ❤️

5,391,223 views • 11 months ago

Heartbreaking. 💔 Keep an eye out for Lagashia Williams.(she works for AAA) Harming an animal is a federal crime. Police are looking for her. Gigi, the dog is in critical care with liver damage. Pray for gigi. 🙏

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Heartbreaking. 💔 Keep an eye out for Lagashia Williams.(she works for AAA) Harming an animal is a federal crime. Police are looking for her. Gigi, the dog is in critical care with liver damage. Pray for gigi. 🙏

9,457,496 views • 1 year ago

Wife was having none of it. Maybe next time prank ya dad without mom in the room. 🤣🤣🤣

Wife was having none of it. Maybe next time prank ya dad without mom in the room. 🤣🤣🤣

3,987,607 views • 9 months ago

I just watched this on repeat. Gangsta. I had forgotten how he wiped that smile straight off Bidens face. I wonder what he said?!

I just watched this on repeat. Gangsta. I had forgotten how he wiped that smile straight off Bidens face. I wonder what he said?!

5,717,223 views • 1 year ago

I can't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣

I can't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣

2,722,059 views • 6 months ago

This is so hilarious. Most girls bring home a boyfriend and hope he survives the parents. This one brought home a liberal… and just sat there eating while he slowly realized the entire table already voted Trump. Including her. The second he said “you love Kamala,” you could watch his soul leave his body. Some women don’t water themselves down to keep a man comfortable. They let the truth walk in and pull up a chair.

This is so hilarious. Most girls bring home a boyfriend and hope he survives the parents. This one brought home a liberal… and just sat there eating while he slowly realized the entire table already voted Trump. Including her. The second he said “you love Kamala,” you could watch his soul leave his body. Some women don’t water themselves down to keep a man comfortable. They let the truth walk in and pull up a chair.

917,184 views • 2 months ago

Another reason why I would NEVER live in an HOA. Good for the dad standing up for his kids.

Another reason why I would NEVER live in an HOA. Good for the dad standing up for his kids.

2,987,642 views • 8 months ago

Ok, now I need a seal. I'll just stick the pup in my salt water pool. 🥹

Ok, now I need a seal. I'll just stick the pup in my salt water pool. 🥹

4,020,247 views • 11 months ago

This wrecked me. 😭

This wrecked me. 😭

1,968,882 views • 5 months ago

Cletus, the fetus is fixing to have a methed up life. 🤣🤣🤣

Cletus, the fetus is fixing to have a methed up life. 🤣🤣🤣

3,993,772 views • 11 months ago

A woman shared her experience at a private pool in Shelby Township, Michigan. A woman in a full burqa entered the water, violating the club’s swimwear rules. After reporting it, she learned lifeguards had received multiple similar complaints. The situation worsened when her 9-year-old son was insulted by a 13-year-old girl (daughter of a non-burqa-wearing Arabic woman). She confronted the girl and called out the double standard: religious freedom shouldn’t override sanitary policies. Frustrated, she plans to cancel her membership unless the club enforces the rules fairly for everyone. These people literally break rules. Treat Americans like garbage. We shouldn't have to put up with this. Maybe Burqas should be banned in America. What do you think?

A woman shared her experience at a private pool in Shelby Township, Michigan. A woman in a full burqa entered the water, violating the club’s swimwear rules. After reporting it, she learned lifeguards had received multiple similar complaints. The situation worsened when her 9-year-old son was insulted by a 13-year-old girl (daughter of a non-burqa-wearing Arabic woman). She confronted the girl and called out the double standard: religious freedom shouldn’t override sanitary policies. Frustrated, she plans to cancel her membership unless the club enforces the rules fairly for everyone. These people literally break rules. Treat Americans like garbage. We shouldn't have to put up with this. Maybe Burqas should be banned in America. What do you think?

1,684,845 views • 5 months ago

Get you a girl who can do everything.

Get you a girl who can do everything.

3,344,769 views • 9 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 You never know when you might need this to come in handy.

🤣🤣🤣 You never know when you might need this to come in handy.

4,059,101 views • 1 year ago

This is Bad a§§. This is what capable and qualified looks like. End all DEI practices.

This is Bad a§§. This is what capable and qualified looks like. End all DEI practices.

4,000,404 views • 1 year ago

The dream job does exist. Their little back packs. 🥹

The dream job does exist. Their little back packs. 🥹

1,930,597 views • 6 months ago

This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 "It took my mom 40 weeks to get me here. It took my dad 13 seconds."

This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 "It took my mom 40 weeks to get me here. It took my dad 13 seconds."

4,322,221 views • 1 year ago