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Canada says it’s entering the space race. 🚀🇨🇦 Elon Musk disagrees.😂
Satire Squad HQ29,856 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag

🙏 After getting rejected by Earth, Elon, and even Mars… Mark Carney finally pitches Canada to God. Heaven refuses to invest. Mark immediately asks if they can at least announce a “historic” partnership 😂 At what point do Canadians realize press releases, fake MOUs, and CBC applause aren’t an economy?🤔
Satire Squad HQ28,726 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

🚨Breaking Now! Imagine waking up tomorrow and Alberta is gone. Elon bought it. It’s now “Xland.” Voting requires X Premium. The legislature has been replaced by Grok and online polls. The RCMP replaced by Cybertrucks and divorced dads in Oakleys. Edmonton is now a lithium mining district. How long before the rest of Canada tries to move there? 😂
THE OFFICIAL RECORD35,116 Aufrufe • vor 20 Tagen