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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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This is the moment we've feared, people.

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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Five days? But I'm mad now!

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Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

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I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

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What's he doin' with that broom?

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.

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Another placemat, sir?

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

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Ooh, he card reads good.

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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$"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"$

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"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"

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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

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What's a donut?

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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

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Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

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"We'd have to raise taxes."

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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

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You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

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"Guess who likes you?"

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🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

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"Could you explain your model young man?"

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"Look closer, Lenny."

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Give me full power.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

Sensitive content

Knife goes in, guts come out.

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

This is the moment we've feared, people.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

Five days? But I'm mad now!

Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

What's he doin' with that broom?

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.

Another placemat, sir?

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

Ooh, he card reads good.

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"

"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

What's a donut?

"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

"We'd have to raise taxes."

"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

"Guess who likes you?"

🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

"Could you explain your model young man?"

"Look closer, Lenny."

Give me full power.