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This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

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Five days? But I'm mad now!

Five days? But I'm mad now!

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What's he doin' with that broom?

What's he doin' with that broom?

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Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

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Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...

Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

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I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

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Ooh, he card reads good.

Ooh, he card reads good.

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Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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Just like the time I could've met Mr. T. at the mall.

Just like the time I could've met Mr. T. at the mall.

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Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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Another placemat, sir?

Another placemat, sir?

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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