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Knife goes in, guts come out.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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This is the moment we've feared, people.

This is the moment we've feared, people.

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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Another placemat, sir?

Another placemat, sir?

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

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I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

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Five days? But I'm mad now!

Five days? But I'm mad now!

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Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

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What's he doin' with that broom?

What's he doin' with that broom?

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"What country is this car from?"

"What country is this car from?"

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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$"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"$

"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"

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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

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What's a donut?

What's a donut?

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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

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Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

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"We'd have to raise taxes."

"We'd have to raise taxes."

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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

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You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

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"Guess who likes you?"

"Guess who likes you?"

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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

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All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

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"Could you explain your model young man?"

"Could you explain your model young man?"

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"Look closer, Lenny."

"Look closer, Lenny."

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Give me full power.

Give me full power.

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