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This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

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Five days? But I'm mad now!

Five days? But I'm mad now!

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What's he doin' with that broom?

What's he doin' with that broom?

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Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

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Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...

Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

Knife goes in, guts come out.

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I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

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Ooh, he card reads good.

Ooh, he card reads good.

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Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."

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Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay

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Just like the time I could've met Mr. T. at the mall.

Just like the time I could've met Mr. T. at the mall.

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Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

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Another placemat, sir?

Another placemat, sir?

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I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

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"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."

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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

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Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Help me, Dr. Zaius!

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$"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"$

"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"

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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

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What's a donut?

What's a donut?

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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

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Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

Four out of five Simpson, impressive. But you missed your last target.

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"We'd have to raise taxes."

"We'd have to raise taxes."

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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"

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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

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You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

You give me fever, when you touch me. Fever when you hold me tight.

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"Guess who likes you?"

"Guess who likes you?"

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🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.🎶

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All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

All right Homer, you can have the dental plan, on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.

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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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It's my first day.

It's my first day.

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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."

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Give me full power.

Give me full power.

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"Could you explain your model young man?"

"Could you explain your model young man?"

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