Siraj Hashmi

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“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

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Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.” Trump: “I’m gonna come.”

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“US is no longer safe for Indians” Pakistanis:

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And now we’re joined by Global Sexual Assault Prevention Ambassador Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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Ngl, I wasn’t expecting this 😭😭😭

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Posted without comment

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Me when Jarvis is finally doxxed

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Real racists doing it for the love of the game:

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POV: you’re a reply guy on X doing it for the love of the game

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MR. MAYOR, LOOK OUT!

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You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because DICK’S are taking over your feet??

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“So, have you performed Hajj yet?” Me:

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You ever seen a loaf of bread with legs? 🍞

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AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

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David Bowie spinning his chair to the piano in the middle of the VIP section while talking to Ricky Gervais will never not be funny

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656,123 views • 22 days ago

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Billy Porter performing “For What It’s Worth” at the 2020 Dem Convention when everything was virtual because of COVID and the ashes from the George Floyd riots were still smoldering is PEAK WOKE

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The European mind cannot comprehend this

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Trump in the Situation Room “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message:

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Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time

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Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.

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The name of this locomotive… wait for it

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5,530,099 views • 2 years ago

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This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate

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Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles

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3,527,453 views • 1 year ago

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Still a masterpiece

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89,918 views • 21 days ago

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Democrats right now

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2,378,768 views • 1 year ago

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The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco

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2,119,683 views • 1 year ago

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The Europoors protecting the Strait of Hormuz:

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131,661 views • 1 month ago

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A generational talent

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290,624 views • 3 months ago

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don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004

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When a parent says they’re not going to lie to their children, this is the first thing that comes to mind:

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401,155 views • 6 months ago

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They’re doing the Family Guy bit

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The European mind cannot comprehend this

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619,647 views • 1 year ago

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HEY DJ, HIT MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Shorts

“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.” Trump: “I’m gonna come.”

“US is no longer safe for Indians” Pakistanis:

And now we’re joined by Global Sexual Assault Prevention Ambassador Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

Ngl, I wasn’t expecting this 😭😭😭

Posted without comment

Me when Jarvis is finally doxxed

Real racists doing it for the love of the game:

POV: you’re a reply guy on X doing it for the love of the game

MR. MAYOR, LOOK OUT!

You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because **DICK’S** are taking over **your feet**??

“So, have you performed Hajj yet?” Me:

You ever seen a loaf of bread with legs? 🍞

Videos

Watch Anya Live

Sensitive content

AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

David Bowie spinning his chair to the piano in the middle of the VIP section while talking to Ricky Gervais will never not be funny

Billy Porter performing “For What It’s Worth” at the 2020 Dem Convention when everything was virtual because of COVID and the ashes from the George Floyd riots were still smoldering is PEAK WOKE

The European mind cannot comprehend this

*Trump in the Situation Room* “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message:

Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time

Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.

The name of this locomotive… wait for it

This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate

Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles

Still a masterpiece

Democrats right now

The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco

The Europoors protecting the Strait of Hormuz:

Sensitive content

A generational talent

don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004

When a parent says they’re not going to lie to their children, this is the first thing that comes to mind:

They’re doing the Family Guy bit

The European mind cannot comprehend this

HEY DJ, HIT MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You’re telling me shoe prices are up 15% because DICK’S are taking over your feet??

Trump in the Situation Room “Mr. President, we’ve received a video message from Nicolas Maduro.” The video message: