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🚨 Early morning shock in Essex! A commuter was left terrified when they came face-to-face with a massive leopard-like creature, way bigger than a house cat and unlike anything they’d seen before 🐆 Some are calling it a Savannah or Bengal, but locals are linking it straight to the legendary Beast of Essex 👀 (those puma/panther sightings keep coming back!) Police have searched before with no solid proof… but this one’s got everyone talking.

🚨 Early morning shock in Essex! A commuter was left terrified when they came face-to-face with a massive leopard-like creature, way bigger than a house cat and unlike anything they’d seen before 🐆 Some are calling it a Savannah or Bengal, but locals are linking it straight to the legendary Beast of Essex 👀 (those puma/panther sightings keep coming back!) Police have searched before with no solid proof… but this one’s got everyone talking.

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😂 Great British Banter 😂 Man: “Jim, if you had the mobile phone numbers of 5 girls in one pocket and the mobile numbers of 6 girls in the other pocket, what would you have?” Jim: “I’d have 11 girls’ mobile numbers, wouldn’t I?” Man: “No, you wouldn’t. You’d have somebody else’s f*cking trousers on, you scruffy f*cker.” 🤣

😂 Great British Banter 😂 Man: “Jim, if you had the mobile phone numbers of 5 girls in one pocket and the mobile numbers of 6 girls in the other pocket, what would you have?” Jim: “I’d have 11 girls’ mobile numbers, wouldn’t I?” Man: “No, you wouldn’t. You’d have somebody else’s f*cking trousers on, you scruffy f*cker.” 🤣

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UK Police Officer Threatens a Man With Section 35 But Can’t Explain What Section 35 Is 🤦‍♂️ Officer: “It’s under Section 35 Act.” Man: “Section 35 of what?” Officer: “It doesn’t matter what.” Unbelievable. When calmly asked to specify the law behind her threat, she clearly didn’t know and got defensive instead of professional. Of course it matters what power you’re threatening arrest under. Officers should know the basics of the laws they quote, not brush it off like it’s irrelevant.

UK Police Officer Threatens a Man With Section 35 But Can’t Explain What Section 35 Is 🤦‍♂️ Officer: “It’s under Section 35 Act.” Man: “Section 35 of what?” Officer: “It doesn’t matter what.” Unbelievable. When calmly asked to specify the law behind her threat, she clearly didn’t know and got defensive instead of professional. Of course it matters what power you’re threatening arrest under. Officers should know the basics of the laws they quote, not brush it off like it’s irrelevant.

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🚨 Starmer takes a swipe at Reform UK: “The tide is turning… They’ve reached their peak – support is going down. They can’t win by-elections now.” Sorry Keir, but the tide is turning on you, and you’re about to be swept away. Let’s be honest: this Makerfield result wasn’t a vote of confidence in Labour. It was anti-Starmer sentiment in action, people desperate to boot you out, knowing a Burnham win would trigger the leadership challenge that finally ends your time in No.10. Don’t delude yourself. This was in no way support for you or your failing government. Voters are sick of the open borders, tax raids, and cost-of-living crisis. Enjoy the delusion while it lasts. 🇬🇧

🚨 Starmer takes a swipe at Reform UK: “The tide is turning… They’ve reached their peak – support is going down. They can’t win by-elections now.” Sorry Keir, but the tide is turning on you, and you’re about to be swept away. Let’s be honest: this Makerfield result wasn’t a vote of confidence in Labour. It was anti-Starmer sentiment in action, people desperate to boot you out, knowing a Burnham win would trigger the leadership challenge that finally ends your time in No.10. Don’t delude yourself. This was in no way support for you or your failing government. Voters are sick of the open borders, tax raids, and cost-of-living crisis. Enjoy the delusion while it lasts. 🇬🇧

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“F*ck off I’m on live telly!” – BBC Dad’s Epic Live Meltdown 😂 One second you’re trying to sound professional on national television… the next: “F*ck off I’m on live telly” “F*ck off out of here” “Stay out of my office” “F*ck off you little tw*t” …followed by the most quintessentially British “Sorry” you’ll ever hear. This absolute classic remains undefeated. Professional composure? Gone in 0.2 seconds. Pure parental panic? Delivered at full volume. Instant remorse? Chef’s kiss. 🤣

“F*ck off I’m on live telly!” – BBC Dad’s Epic Live Meltdown 😂 One second you’re trying to sound professional on national television… the next: “F*ck off I’m on live telly” “F*ck off out of here” “Stay out of my office” “F*ck off you little tw*t” …followed by the most quintessentially British “Sorry” you’ll ever hear. This absolute classic remains undefeated. Professional composure? Gone in 0.2 seconds. Pure parental panic? Delivered at full volume. Instant remorse? Chef’s kiss. 🤣

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Watching the Henry Nowak bodycam footage again, one thing I noticed that I missed the first time was what the officer who had already handcuffed Henry said: “Back off, get their details and I’ll keep hold of him.” F*cking Keep hold of him? 🤬 Henry was already on the ground, barely conscious, handcuffed, bleeding out from five stab wounds. He was dying. Yet this officer frames restraining a mortally wounded teenager as some kind of dutiful act, as if he’s heroically containing a threat rather than failing a young man crying out that he’d been stabbed and couldn’t breathe. The man who stabbed Henry has rightly been sent to prison for murder. But the officers who treated his victim with such disgraceful neglect in those final minutes deserve to be in there along side him. 😡

Watching the Henry Nowak bodycam footage again, one thing I noticed that I missed the first time was what the officer who had already handcuffed Henry said: “Back off, get their details and I’ll keep hold of him.” F*cking Keep hold of him? 🤬 Henry was already on the ground, barely conscious, handcuffed, bleeding out from five stab wounds. He was dying. Yet this officer frames restraining a mortally wounded teenager as some kind of dutiful act, as if he’s heroically containing a threat rather than failing a young man crying out that he’d been stabbed and couldn’t breathe. The man who stabbed Henry has rightly been sent to prison for murder. But the officers who treated his victim with such disgraceful neglect in those final minutes deserve to be in there along side him. 😡

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🚨Jimmy Carr ROASTS Keir Starmer “We’ve got Keir Starmer, who seems nice enough, but somewhere in the midlands there’s an Asda missing its manager.” 🤣

🚨Jimmy Carr ROASTS Keir Starmer “We’ve got Keir Starmer, who seems nice enough, but somewhere in the midlands there’s an Asda missing its manager.” 🤣

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Keir Starmer Boasts About Giving Away 10 Million Free Breakfasts “We’ve just hit another really important milestone. 10 million free breakfasts at our free breakfast clubs. And that’s bringing families and children together across the country.” They’re not free though, are they? They’re paid for by hard-working taxpayers. While families struggle with high taxes, energy bills, and the cost of living, Keir Starmer is celebrating 10 million free school breakfasts, that’s likely £20–30 million and rising, taken straight from our pockets. Why exactly should people grinding away at work every day be forced to subsidise breakfast for kids who aren’t theirs? Parents have a responsibility to feed their own children. This isn’t “investing in the next generation” it’s expanding the welfare state and normalising the idea that the government (i.e. you and me) should pick up the tab for basic parenting. If we keep going down this road, what’s next? Free dinners, free holidays, free everything? Enough. Taxpayers aren’t bottomless ATMs.

Keir Starmer Boasts About Giving Away 10 Million Free Breakfasts “We’ve just hit another really important milestone. 10 million free breakfasts at our free breakfast clubs. And that’s bringing families and children together across the country.” They’re not free though, are they? They’re paid for by hard-working taxpayers. While families struggle with high taxes, energy bills, and the cost of living, Keir Starmer is celebrating 10 million free school breakfasts, that’s likely £20–30 million and rising, taken straight from our pockets. Why exactly should people grinding away at work every day be forced to subsidise breakfast for kids who aren’t theirs? Parents have a responsibility to feed their own children. This isn’t “investing in the next generation” it’s expanding the welfare state and normalising the idea that the government (i.e. you and me) should pick up the tab for basic parenting. If we keep going down this road, what’s next? Free dinners, free holidays, free everything? Enough. Taxpayers aren’t bottomless ATMs.

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🚨 Rupert Lowe’s Direct Message to Makerfield Voters: “Makerfield, use your brains and vote for Restore Britain. Do not vote for Andy Burnham and do not vote for managed opposition in the form of Reform. Vote for the real thing.” Vote Restore Britain on 18 June! Rupert Lowe MP

🚨 Rupert Lowe’s Direct Message to Makerfield Voters: “Makerfield, use your brains and vote for Restore Britain. Do not vote for Andy Burnham and do not vote for managed opposition in the form of Reform. Vote for the real thing.” Vote Restore Britain on 18 June! Rupert Lowe MP

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😂 Absolute Classic Chris Tarrant Blooper on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Chris: “What do you do for a living, Lee?” Lee: “I’m disabled.” Chris (without missing a beat): “Oh that’s fantastic!” 😳 Brilliant 🤣

😂 Absolute Classic Chris Tarrant Blooper on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Chris: “What do you do for a living, Lee?” Lee: “I’m disabled.” Chris (without missing a beat): “Oh that’s fantastic!” 😳 Brilliant 🤣

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🚨INSANE: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says she is COMFORTABLE with women being SEGREGATED — as a proud British Muslim. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood was asked directly: As a woman, are you comfortable that you couldn't pray alongside the Mayor of London at the segregated Ramadan event in Trafalgar Square? Her response? "I am, I will always be a very proud British Muslim." Pride in a system that treats women as second-class citizens? Insane. How can we have any hope in a Home Secretary who is clearly comfortable, and proud of gender segregation rolling back women's rights for religious custom? This isn't British values. Women deserve equality, not imported division.

🚨INSANE: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says she is COMFORTABLE with women being SEGREGATED — as a proud British Muslim. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood was asked directly: As a woman, are you comfortable that you couldn't pray alongside the Mayor of London at the segregated Ramadan event in Trafalgar Square? Her response? "I am, I will always be a very proud British Muslim." Pride in a system that treats women as second-class citizens? Insane. How can we have any hope in a Home Secretary who is clearly comfortable, and proud of gender segregation rolling back women's rights for religious custom? This isn't British values. Women deserve equality, not imported division.

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David Lammy: “Neighbourhood policing has vanished… we haven’t seen a police officer while I’ve been here.” Meanwhile, the very visible police officer standing right behind him the entire time 🤦‍♂️ This is Labour Deputy Prime Minister, the 2nd most powerful man in Britain behind Starmer. We’re dooooomed 😂

David Lammy: “Neighbourhood policing has vanished… we haven’t seen a police officer while I’ve been here.” Meanwhile, the very visible police officer standing right behind him the entire time 🤦‍♂️ This is Labour Deputy Prime Minister, the 2nd most powerful man in Britain behind Starmer. We’re dooooomed 😂

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University Challenge CLASSIC 🤣 Jeremy Paxman: "The nicknames cheesemongers, cherrypickers, Bob's own, the Emperor's chambermaids and the immortals are or have been used for which groups of men?” Contestant: "Homosexuals." 😂

University Challenge CLASSIC 🤣 Jeremy Paxman: "The nicknames cheesemongers, cherrypickers, Bob's own, the Emperor's chambermaids and the immortals are or have been used for which groups of men?” Contestant: "Homosexuals." 😂

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William “Bill” Cooper went on television back in 1991 and told us that it was the driver of JFK's limousine who shot JFK. He showed footage, but it wasn't very clear. Now, new footage has emerged, which is a lot clearer and seems to corroborate what Cooper said. Take a look.

William “Bill” Cooper went on television back in 1991 and told us that it was the driver of JFK's limousine who shot JFK. He showed footage, but it wasn't very clear. Now, new footage has emerged, which is a lot clearer and seems to corroborate what Cooper said. Take a look.

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🚨 RUPERT LOWE BLASTS KEIR STARMER “You know my views on Keir Starmer. I think having a human rights lawyer in charge of our country is like having a fox in charge of the chicken coop.”

🚨 RUPERT LOWE BLASTS KEIR STARMER “You know my views on Keir Starmer. I think having a human rights lawyer in charge of our country is like having a fox in charge of the chicken coop.”

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🚨Rupert Lowe ROASTS Keir Starmer 😂 Brilliant fearless politician and a sense of humour. 👍🏻 Rupert Lowe MP will make a great leader. Vote Restore Britain Redirect

🚨Rupert Lowe ROASTS Keir Starmer 😂 Brilliant fearless politician and a sense of humour. 👍🏻 Rupert Lowe MP will make a great leader. Vote Restore Britain Redirect

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