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Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

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Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

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Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

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Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

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Following the tariff model, we've found a fantastic way to make aircraft more aerodynamic so they can fly faster and use less fuel. #Yuge #Chynah

Following the tariff model, we've found a fantastic way to make aircraft more aerodynamic so they can fly faster and use less fuel. #Yuge #Chynah

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We managed to skirt around the Middle East fuel shortage for Jeff Bezos. We supplemented his last order with fat from our McDonald's deep fryer. He'll never know.

We managed to skirt around the Middle East fuel shortage for Jeff Bezos. We supplemented his last order with fat from our McDonald's deep fryer. He'll never know.

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Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

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Super. A couple of American tourists board a private plane for a quick hop across the channel to France. Oh ffs…

Super. A couple of American tourists board a private plane for a quick hop across the channel to France. Oh ffs…

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A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

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My guess is that Bob from Freight does have some regrets.

My guess is that Bob from Freight does have some regrets.

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Flying 1st Class? Then why not take advantage of our complimentary valet parking? Simply drink as much free alcohol as you want, then have a go at parking an economy passenger's car.

Flying 1st Class? Then why not take advantage of our complimentary valet parking? Simply drink as much free alcohol as you want, then have a go at parking an economy passenger's car.

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Our sniffer dogs do more than patrol the terminal, they also check the outfield of the airport to make sur...oh ffs

Our sniffer dogs do more than patrol the terminal, they also check the outfield of the airport to make sur...oh ffs

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Told the new trainee that the rope was a pull start. He's been trying to fire up an A320 for the last 40 minutes. Bless.

Told the new trainee that the rope was a pull start. He's been trying to fire up an A320 for the last 40 minutes. Bless.

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Forget the 'Miracle of the Hudson.' This is the 'fu*k up in Folkestone.'

Forget the 'Miracle of the Hudson.' This is the 'fu*k up in Folkestone.'

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Just finished a film for our shareholder presentation! After the bit on record profits and enormous management bonuses, this shows what we're giving staff.

Just finished a film for our shareholder presentation! After the bit on record profits and enormous management bonuses, this shows what we're giving staff.

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Want to go on Concorde? Well you still can. We're offering once in a lifetime return trips from the maintenance shed to the WH Smith in Terminal 1. Fares start from only £5,900. Book early to avoid disappointment.

Want to go on Concorde? Well you still can. We're offering once in a lifetime return trips from the maintenance shed to the WH Smith in Terminal 1. Fares start from only £5,900. Book early to avoid disappointment.

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Can you spot the mechanical issue? If you said the engine is running a little rich, you should apply for a job in our maintenance department.

Can you spot the mechanical issue? If you said the engine is running a little rich, you should apply for a job in our maintenance department.

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My phone's just made one of those 'memory' photo albums. Filling up here.

My phone's just made one of those 'memory' photo albums. Filling up here.

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On the upside, comedy gold for the next 4 years.

On the upside, comedy gold for the next 4 years.

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When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

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649,301 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

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1,042,714 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

Stansaid Airport

605,737 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

That's the 14:12 from Alicante just landed. Apparently it had a Geordie Hen Party on board.

That's the 14:12 from Alicante just landed. Apparently it had a Geordie Hen Party on board.

Stansaid Airport

157,470 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

Stansaid Airport

81,867 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

Stansaid Airport

36,340 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

Stansaid Airport

19,440 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Filling up here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

Filling up here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

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