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Delighted to be launching our valet parking service for private aircraft! Just going to check out the webcam now to see how it's working out. Oh ffs...

Delighted to be launching our valet parking service for private aircraft! Just going to check out the webcam now to see how it's working out. Oh ffs...

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A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...

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We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...

We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...

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Absolutely delighted to welcome the launch of a new low cost carrier to the airport today!

Absolutely delighted to welcome the launch of a new low cost carrier to the airport today!

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The model aircraft club next door is a huge success. Almost as successful as our own model surface to air missile club.

The model aircraft club next door is a huge success. Almost as successful as our own model surface to air missile club.

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Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.

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A few delays on the 15:40 to Alicante. The pilot's not happy with a couple of things, so it's a tow back to the gate I'm afraid. Shouldn't take long to fix though.

A few delays on the 15:40 to Alicante. The pilot's not happy with a couple of things, so it's a tow back to the gate I'm afraid. Shouldn't take long to fix though.

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Damn. An American tourist has just sat down at the back of this plane. Delays.

Damn. An American tourist has just sat down at the back of this plane. Delays.

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Slight delay on the 16:10 to Alicante. The pilot accidently brought his wife's Ford Fiesta keys to work. He's got in the window using a coat hangar and the plan is to give it a push, then drop the clutch in 2nd gear to get it going.

Slight delay on the 16:10 to Alicante. The pilot accidently brought his wife's Ford Fiesta keys to work. He's got in the window using a coat hangar and the plan is to give it a push, then drop the clutch in 2nd gear to get it going.

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Honestly, the Civil Aviation Authority are so picky. Apparently you're supposed to 'close' a runway when you do repairs. So many rules, how are we supposed to know everything?

Honestly, the Civil Aviation Authority are so picky. Apparently you're supposed to 'close' a runway when you do repairs. So many rules, how are we supposed to know everything?

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Fact: The Airbus A320 is a dual fuel aircraft and is very popular in third world countries. The front boiler runs on coal, heating water to produce steam that drives the turbine engines.

Fact: The Airbus A320 is a dual fuel aircraft and is very popular in third world countries. The front boiler runs on coal, heating water to produce steam that drives the turbine engines.

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As part of our Summer Camp programme, we landed a helicopter on our local school’s roof so the young ones could see up close how...oh ffs.

As part of our Summer Camp programme, we landed a helicopter on our local school’s roof so the young ones could see up close how...oh ffs.

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The school holidays have started and so have our Summer Camps! The inflatable slides seem to have gone down really well with the young ones.

The school holidays have started and so have our Summer Camps! The inflatable slides seem to have gone down really well with the young ones.

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Apologies about the long lines at security. The sniffer dogs are late starting this morning, but I'm told they'll be at work soon.

Apologies about the long lines at security. The sniffer dogs are late starting this morning, but I'm told they'll be at work soon.

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Some criminals tried to break in last night. It was only thwarted thanks to some superb work by the same criminals.

Some criminals tried to break in last night. It was only thwarted thanks to some superb work by the same criminals.

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Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.

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Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆

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Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...

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Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.

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Amazing skill. This 777X pilot fights for control after an American tourist walks to the back of the aircraft, then sits down on the left.

Amazing skill. This 777X pilot fights for control after an American tourist walks to the back of the aircraft, then sits down on the left.

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Employee of the month goes to Kenny in Property maintenance! He found out his wife was having an affair with a pilot, yet he still turned up for work. You'd have never known. Top lad. 🏆

Employee of the month goes to Kenny in Property maintenance! He found out his wife was having an affair with a pilot, yet he still turned up for work. You'd have never known. Top lad. 🏆

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Employee of the month goes to Baggage Handler Terry. Found out his wife was having an affair yet still came to work. You'd have never known. Top lad. 🏆

Employee of the month goes to Baggage Handler Terry. Found out his wife was having an affair yet still came to work. You'd have never known. Top lad. 🏆

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The terminal upgrade was finished today! We all celebrated with a few pints in the pub, and now all Benny has to do is remove the crane towers and job done.

The terminal upgrade was finished today! We all celebrated with a few pints in the pub, and now all Benny has to do is remove the crane towers and job done.

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It would have been old Ken's 100th Birthday today if he was still around. Wonderful chap, used to make training films for us back in the day.

It would have been old Ken's 100th Birthday today if he was still around. Wonderful chap, used to make training films for us back in the day.

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When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

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Our Check-In for emotional baggage is now open.

Our Check-In for emotional baggage is now open.

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This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

This Virgin Atlantic pilot does a barrel roll to get a better look at the girls shooting a YouTube video. What a pervert.

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Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot…

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Solemn moment here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

Solemn moment here. The white smoke means the Ramp Agent's Conclave has selected a new Head of Baggage Handling, the successive line of Saint Sam Sonite.

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So endearing. This little jet had a very heavy landing and broke its gear, so we're teaching it to fly again by building its confidence. Baby steps.

So endearing. This little jet had a very heavy landing and broke its gear, so we're teaching it to fly again by building its confidence. Baby steps.

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When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

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Our Social Media Trainee has jumped on that trend of surprising people with little notes. It’s so easy to make someone’s day.

Our Social Media Trainee has jumped on that trend of surprising people with little notes. It’s so easy to make someone’s day.

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'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' - Leonardo da Vinci.

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Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

Just radioed this pilot to let him know he’s left his right indicator on. What an idiot.

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