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The model aircraft club next door is a huge success. Almost as successful as our own model surface to air missile club.
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Fact: The Airbus A320 is a dual fuel aircraft and is very popular in third world countries. The front boiler runs on coal, heating water to produce steam that drives the turbine engines.
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A lot of people ask us 'is it safe to land in fog?' Of course, with modern instruments and two qualified pilot's, it's really not a probPULL UP PULL UP FOR F**K'S SAKE...
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Slight delay on the 16:10 to Alicante. The pilot accidently brought his wife's Ford Fiesta keys to work. He's got in the window using a coat hangar and the plan is to give it a push, then drop the clutch in 2nd gear to get it going.
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Absolutely delighted to welcome the launch of a new low cost carrier to the airport today!
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Damn. An American tourist has just sat down at the back of this plane. Delays.
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Honestly, the Civil Aviation Authority are so picky. Apparently you're supposed to 'close' a runway when you do repairs. So many rules, how are we supposed to know everything?
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As part of our Summer Camp programme, we landed a helicopter on our local school’s roof so the young ones could see up close how...oh ffs.
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Apologies about the long lines at security. The sniffer dogs are late starting this morning, but I'm told they'll be at work soon.
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Slight delay on the 16:20 to Alicante due to a fuel leak. Shouldn't be long, Wayne reckons it'll be sorted in a few minutes using our high tech cleaning equipment. He might need to stop for a cigarette break though.
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The school holidays have started and so have our Summer Camps! The inflatable slides seem to have gone down really well with the young ones.
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Some criminals tried to break in last night. It was only thwarted thanks to some superb work by the same criminals.
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Employee of the month goes to Brian from our Balloon Club! Caught his wife on the joystick of our Flight School Instructor, yet he still came to work. You'd never have known. Top Lad. 🏆
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Just majestic. A triple salchow followed by a camel spin then an upright double. That's an easy 9.5 in the singles event and I can't wait to see him compete in the pairs.
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Don't worry about Jet fuel running low this Summer folks, Benny in Maintenance has already cracked it. Flight times might be slightly longer.
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Very honoured to have the Boeing Dreamlifter in for a tyre change today. Oh ffs...
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Do you have a child travelling alone? Don't worry, our Concierge service will look after them like it’s one of their own.
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Super. A couple of American tourists board a private plane for a quick hop across the channel to France. Oh ffs…