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Dear LIVELY “Gbogbo wa la máa jẹ breakfast.” MR Lively, so after deleting the post, you came back with a whole press conference to explain why you deleted it? 😂 You say you deleted it “out of respect,” yet in the very next breath you still argue that anyone who supports this government and later needs help has “only themselves to blame.” My brother, that is exactly the problem people were calling out. You cannot say: «“I would never disrespect the legend…”» …and then effectively add: «“…but if his political choices contributed to his predicament, na him sabi.”» Pick a lane. 😂 And please spare us the “APC urchins cannot intimidate me, I have only just started” action-movie trailer. Nobody is intimidating you. People simply challenged your argument. Being “more vocal and vocal” doesn't automatically make an argument more intelligent. Volume is not evidence. Nigeria's healthcare system absolutely deserves scrutiny. We can debate oncology capacity, health insurance, cancer screening, radiotherapy, specialist shortages, palliative care and government spending all day. But cancer is where partisan triumphalism should stop. Democrats get cancer. Republicans get cancer. APC supporters get cancer. Obidients get cancer. People who have never voted in their lives get cancer. And since we're talking about consequences, preventive healthcare is everybody's responsibility too. Instead of checking another man's voting history when illness comes, Nigerians should also be asking when they last had a physical, checked their blood pressure and blood sugar, discussed family history with a doctor, and obtained age-appropriate cancer screening. So yes, MC Lively, criticize Tinubu until your microphone develops hypertension. 😂 Criticize the health system. Criticize policy. Criticize budgets. But once your argument becomes “if you supported this government and later need help, blame yourself,” don't act surprised when people point out how cruel that logic becomes when attached to a seriously ill person. And since we're discussing the legendary Ogogo, let me borrow the spirit of that famous line: “Gbogbo wa la máa jẹ breakfast.” 😂 Today you're healthy enough to tweet politics. Tomorrow life may remind you that breakfast has no party membership card. So debate governance vigorously. But show some humility before life itself. Because breakfast no dey check whether you be APC urchin, Obidient influencer or MC Lively. 😂 I am Dayo Amusa Angel ỌMỌ9JA Hon. Ọmọtọ́ńsọrẹ̀ Nopkins UPDATEBOYZ 

Dear LIVELY “Gbogbo wa la máa jẹ breakfast.” MR Lively, so after deleting the post, you came back with a whole press conference to explain why you deleted it? 😂 You say you deleted it “out of respect,” yet in the very next breath you still argue that anyone who supports this government and later needs help has “only themselves to blame.” My brother, that is exactly the problem people were calling out. You cannot say: «“I would never disrespect the legend…”» …and then effectively add: «“…but if his political choices contributed to his predicament, na him sabi.”» Pick a lane. 😂 And please spare us the “APC urchins cannot intimidate me, I have only just started” action-movie trailer. Nobody is intimidating you. People simply challenged your argument. Being “more vocal and vocal” doesn't automatically make an argument more intelligent. Volume is not evidence. Nigeria's healthcare system absolutely deserves scrutiny. We can debate oncology capacity, health insurance, cancer screening, radiotherapy, specialist shortages, palliative care and government spending all day. But cancer is where partisan triumphalism should stop. Democrats get cancer. Republicans get cancer. APC supporters get cancer. Obidients get cancer. People who have never voted in their lives get cancer. And since we're talking about consequences, preventive healthcare is everybody's responsibility too. Instead of checking another man's voting history when illness comes, Nigerians should also be asking when they last had a physical, checked their blood pressure and blood sugar, discussed family history with a doctor, and obtained age-appropriate cancer screening. So yes, MC Lively, criticize Tinubu until your microphone develops hypertension. 😂 Criticize the health system. Criticize policy. Criticize budgets. But once your argument becomes “if you supported this government and later need help, blame yourself,” don't act surprised when people point out how cruel that logic becomes when attached to a seriously ill person. And since we're discussing the legendary Ogogo, let me borrow the spirit of that famous line: “Gbogbo wa la máa jẹ breakfast.” 😂 Today you're healthy enough to tweet politics. Tomorrow life may remind you that breakfast has no party membership card. So debate governance vigorously. But show some humility before life itself. Because breakfast no dey check whether you be APC urchin, Obidient influencer or MC Lively. 😂 I am Dayo Amusa Angel ỌMỌ9JA Hon. Ọmọtọ́ńsọrẹ̀ Nopkins UPDATEBOYZ 

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Rufai Oseni, since you like the word “EMPIRICAL,” let us apply some empirical journalism to your own broadcast. You dusted off a 2021 clip involving abikedabiri Dabiri-Erewa and David Hundeyin over the tragic Itunu Babalola case and presented the dramatic portion as though Abike simply ran away from the questions. But why not PLAY THE REST OF THE EXCHANGE? Abike DID respond. She explained NIDCOM’s position and the actions the commission said had been taken. David Hundeyin disagreed with her explanation and challenged her. That is a completely different picture from suggesting there was no answer at all. You are perfectly entitled to believe her explanation was inadequate. Hundeyin was entitled to challenge it. Nigerians are entitled to judge both sides. But journalism does not mean cutting the tape exactly where your preferred narrative becomes most dramatic. And the documentary record is there: NIDCOM publicly stated that its investigation concluded Itunu had been wrongfully incarcerated, that Nigerian mission officials went to Bondoukou, and that efforts were being made through the appeal process. Following her death, Dabiri-Erewa demanded further investigation and an autopsy. So, Rufai, where is the EMPIRICAL CONTEXT? If you want to reopen a 2021 controversy in 2026, fine. But bring the whole file, not a half-baked clip. You constantly demand evidence, context and accountability from everybody else. Those same standards must apply inside the Arise TV studio. Selective footage is not empirical journalism. If your argument survives only when the audience is prevented from hearing the other half of the conversation, perhaps the problem is not Abike’s answer. Perhaps the problem is the edit. PLAY THE FULL TAPE, RUFAI. — TROJAN BEAST | SATIRE & FACT-CHECK CBN Gov Akinsola Akin🇳🇬 CBO.....

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Dear Mimi, History didn't begin in 2023, and it certainly didn't begin the day you opened an X account. Before turning every ceremonial outfit into a political conspiracy, take a little trip through Nigeria's sporting history. Long before President Tinubu became president and long before many of today's social media commentators were paying attention Team Nigeria proudly wore traditional Nigerian-inspired attire at major international events. Let's refresh your memory: Atlanta Olympics (1996) – Traditional ceremonial outfits. Sydney 2000 Athens 2004 Beijing 2008 London 2012 Rio 2016 Tokyo 2020 Several Commonwealth Games Multiple All Africa Games Traditional fabrics, agbada, aso-oke, wrappers, caps, and other indigenous ceremonial wear have been part of Nigeria's identity on the world stage for decades. So no, Nigeria wasn't suddenly renamed the "Federal Republic of Yoruba." If you don't like this year's design, that's your opinion. But rewriting history to score partisan points only exposes a lack of historical knowledge. Not every outfit is propaganda. Not every event revolves around Tinubu. Sometimes a country's delegation simply wears clothing that reflects its cultural heritage—as it has done for decades. Before posting, try reading. Archives are free. History is stubborn. And unlike hashtags, facts don't expire. Video ATLANTA 96 BEFORE YOUNWERE BORN LONDON OLYMPICS 2ND PICS 2012 Commonwealth Games with George attire and Ichafu🤣🤣🤣 2014 Rio Olympics 2016 Angel Obìnrin Àkànse Aare kurunmi kakanfo YOUR EX 💔🌽🌽🌽🌽 THINK YORUBA FIRST Woye

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