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๐Ÿšจ๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—š๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ: in Segunda Divisiรณn again. Albaceteโ€™s Josรฉ Corpas caught Sabadellโ€™s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

๐Ÿšจ๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—š๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ: in Segunda Divisiรณn again. Albaceteโ€™s Josรฉ Corpas caught Sabadellโ€™s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

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๐Ÿšจ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. ๐Ÿฅฒ

๐Ÿšจ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐ŸšจLionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

๐ŸšจLionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿšจ BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Penalty vs no penalty. Same league, different rules. ๐Ÿค

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Penalty vs no penalty. Same league, different rules. ๐Ÿค

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? ๐Ÿซฃ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? ๐Ÿซฃ

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๐Ÿšจ Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿšจ Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐——: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Hereโ€™s how. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿšจ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐——: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Hereโ€™s how. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Paulo Dybala on playing with Lionel Messi following his international retirement: โ€œThis is going to sound strange, but itโ€™s hard to play with Leo Messi. He makes you uncomfortable so he can be comfortable on the pitch, but as an Argentine player you just have to respect and adapt to him.โ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Paulo Dybala on playing with Lionel Messi following his international retirement: โ€œThis is going to sound strange, but itโ€™s hard to play with Leo Messi. He makes you uncomfortable so he can be comfortable on the pitch, but as an Argentine player you just have to respect and adapt to him.โ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘€

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”™ When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappรฉ was being treated. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”™ When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappรฉ was being treated. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Rasmus Hรธjlund hits the โ€˜SIUUโ€™ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Rasmus Hรธjlund hits the โ€˜SIUUโ€™ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. ๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. ๐Ÿ˜…

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐‘๐”๐๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐: A New England player goes down, Lionel Messi deliberately hits the ball onto his head and somehow Messiโ€™s teammate gets the yellow card instead. ๐Ÿคฏ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐‘๐”๐๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐: A New England player goes down, Lionel Messi deliberately hits the ball onto his head and somehow Messiโ€™s teammate gets the yellow card instead. ๐Ÿคฏ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŸฅ

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŸฅ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy heโ€™d leave behind. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅท

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy heโ€™d leave behind. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅท

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—›: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—›: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—–๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami player commits a clear foul in the buildup to Lionel Messiโ€™s goal, yet the referee REFUSES to check VAR. Is the league completely rigged for Messi? ๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—–๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami player commits a clear foul in the buildup to Lionel Messiโ€™s goal, yet the referee REFUSES to check VAR. Is the league completely rigged for Messi? ๐Ÿค”

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜ณ Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜ณ Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

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๐Ÿšจโšฝ๏ธ ๐—š๐—ข๐—”๐—Ÿ: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŸ

๐Ÿšจโšฝ๏ธ ๐—š๐—ข๐—”๐—Ÿ: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŸ

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The difference between the UCL intros in FIFA 23 and PES 13 is INSANE. And to think, PES 13 came out 14 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿคณ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช: Joselu posted this on his Instagram story. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Would Mbappe give Mourinho this type of joy on UCL nights? ๐Ÿค”

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”™ Cristiano Ronaldo swept all the awards in 2008, no player has ever done this. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ

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๐Ÿšจ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Kevin Durant greets Rodri and De la Fuente while completely ignoring Messi. ๐Ÿคฏ

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๐Ÿšจ Look at Thierry Henry's reaction after Zlatan absolutely destroys Alexi Lalas! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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๐Ÿšจ How did the referee give Argentina the foul here? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ All of Argentina's controversial calls in the World Cup so far. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿคฅ

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Back when footballers played with testosterone

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