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Elijah the Middleborne

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Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.5 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith

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Michael Crichton with a random beef

Michael Crichton with a random beef

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Teach your kids they can kill dragons

Teach your kids they can kill dragons

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I hate writing this, but we’re about to default on our mortgage and we have basically nothing. I’d love to sell more bookmarks and more squirely swords and some of the stuff I’ve already made

I hate writing this, but we’re about to default on our mortgage and we have basically nothing. I’d love to sell more bookmarks and more squirely swords and some of the stuff I’ve already made

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My favorite part is that he doesn’t care about his son so much that only the most emotional scene of the movie is centered on their relationship

My favorite part is that he doesn’t care about his son so much that only the most emotional scene of the movie is centered on their relationship

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2,756,666 views • 5 months ago

It’s so it can be easily put in vertical formats for social media

It’s so it can be easily put in vertical formats for social media

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452,399 views • 1 month ago

Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

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354,477 views • 4 months ago

I wasn’t sold on Robert Pattinson as an actor until I saw him in The King. He delivered the worst Fr*nch accent ever caught on screen and every inflection is glorious in its hilarity

I wasn’t sold on Robert Pattinson as an actor until I saw him in The King. He delivered the worst Fr*nch accent ever caught on screen and every inflection is glorious in its hilarity

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514,696 views • 7 months ago

You gotta be shipping me

You gotta be shipping me

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1,773,295 views • 2 years ago

The score in this scene goes ridiculously hard

The score in this scene goes ridiculously hard

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52,045 views • 23 days ago

They did the meme!

They did the meme!

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138,710 views • 3 months ago

Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

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636,865 views • 2 years ago

A team of people wrote this scene, shot it, went through multiple rounds of edits, and released it as a promo. Holy cringe batman

A team of people wrote this scene, shot it, went through multiple rounds of edits, and released it as a promo. Holy cringe batman

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239,838 views • 1 year ago

Anduril, Flame of the West Pommel entirely hand carved with chisels and gouges and raspsps Just needs the spray finish and black cord wrap

Anduril, Flame of the West Pommel entirely hand carved with chisels and gouges and raspsps Just needs the spray finish and black cord wrap

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63,588 views • 5 months ago

The Moon is American Cope

The Moon is American Cope

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22,940 views • 3 months ago

This video paired to this one of Tolkien reading the Ride of the Rohirrim is perfection

This video paired to this one of Tolkien reading the Ride of the Rohirrim is perfection

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83,075 views • 1 year ago

Behold, the Maker, crysknife of Dune

Behold, the Maker, crysknife of Dune

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16,187 views • 4 months ago

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