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Elijah the Middleborne

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Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.5 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith

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Michael Crichton with a random beef

Michael Crichton with a random beef

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Teach your kids they can kill dragons

Teach your kids they can kill dragons

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I hate writing this, but we’re about to default on our mortgage and we have basically nothing. I’d love to sell more bookmarks and more squirely swords and some of the stuff I’ve already made

I hate writing this, but we’re about to default on our mortgage and we have basically nothing. I’d love to sell more bookmarks and more squirely swords and some of the stuff I’ve already made

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My favorite part is that he doesn’t care about his son so much that only the most emotional scene of the movie is centered on their relationship

My favorite part is that he doesn’t care about his son so much that only the most emotional scene of the movie is centered on their relationship

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It’s so it can be easily put in vertical formats for social media

It’s so it can be easily put in vertical formats for social media

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Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

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I wasn’t sold on Robert Pattinson as an actor until I saw him in The King. He delivered the worst Fr*nch accent ever caught on screen and every inflection is glorious in its hilarity

I wasn’t sold on Robert Pattinson as an actor until I saw him in The King. He delivered the worst Fr*nch accent ever caught on screen and every inflection is glorious in its hilarity

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You gotta be shipping me

You gotta be shipping me

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The score in this scene goes ridiculously hard

The score in this scene goes ridiculously hard

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They did the meme!

They did the meme!

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Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

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A team of people wrote this scene, shot it, went through multiple rounds of edits, and released it as a promo. Holy cringe batman

A team of people wrote this scene, shot it, went through multiple rounds of edits, and released it as a promo. Holy cringe batman

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Anduril, Flame of the West Pommel entirely hand carved with chisels and gouges and raspsps Just needs the spray finish and black cord wrap

Anduril, Flame of the West Pommel entirely hand carved with chisels and gouges and raspsps Just needs the spray finish and black cord wrap

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The Moon is American Cope

The Moon is American Cope

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This video paired to this one of Tolkien reading the Ride of the Rohirrim is perfection

This video paired to this one of Tolkien reading the Ride of the Rohirrim is perfection

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Behold, the Maker, crysknife of Dune

Behold, the Maker, crysknife of Dune

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