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The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction. “The most factual account on 𝕏”

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Winter weather tip

The pumpkin spice is being harvested for the season! Using ancient methods, the farmers of east Delaware pull the bloated, somnambulant pumpkin spice worms up from their underground lairs. With a careful *smack* of the whackstick, the worms secrete the invaluable spice.

Charmed by this old machine slowly and mechanically sorting eggs by weight.

How does an inanimate object named “Cony Hawk” skate better than I can

"The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there"

I wish my neighborhood had a roving truck that sold roasted sweet potatoes

Videos

Watch Anya Live

My favorite engagement video of the week (I am a sucker for engagement videos) is this goth couple in front of a blooming corpse flower at The Huntington Library in California

NYC has two men that like disguising themselves as carpets on sidewalks so that people will step on them (??). Inevitably, the two men are archrivals.

NPC escort missions are the worst

Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Everybody who said “Wrestling’s fake” is looking kinda dumb right now

This video just gets better and better with each passing second

The medium is the message

Country music doesn’t need English lyrics; Swahili works just fine

Cultural quirk: Mongolians will shake the hands of someone who steps on their foot. It is apparently a cultural habit of defusing a tense situation—“I take no offense and don’t wish to escalate.”

I’ll bet the high of finding a lost ring on a beach with a metal detector is indescribable.

Entertaining the entire time.

There’s probably not a week that goes by that I don’t think about this Nathan For You bit

Every friend group has got a Wormtongue

Great tip for shoveling loose material (seriously)

Great series of videos from Keeley Wynne. First she captures a fairy in a jar…

This video on how to maximize Superman’s powers makes too much sense.

why dogs use the R-sound so much when speaking English (like Scooby Doo)

THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T (1953) is a delightfully batty feature-length film conceived, written and designed by Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Seuss. It was a box office bomb that has turned into cult favorite.

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your manmade horrors beyond our comprehension

The pumpkin spice is being harvested for the season! Using ancient methods, the farmers of east Delaware pull the bloated, somnambulant pumpkin spice worms up from their underground lairs. With a careful smack of the whackstick, the worms secrete the invaluable spice.