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Winter weather tip

Winter weather tip

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The pumpkin spice is being harvested for the season! Using ancient methods, the farmers of east Delaware pull the bloated, somnambulant pumpkin spice worms up from their underground lairs. With a careful *smack* of the whackstick, the worms secrete the invaluable spice.

The pumpkin spice is being harvested for the season! Using ancient methods, the farmers of east Delaware pull the bloated, somnambulant pumpkin spice worms up from their underground lairs. With a careful smack of the whackstick, the worms secrete the invaluable spice.

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Charmed by this old machine slowly and mechanically sorting eggs by weight.

Charmed by this old machine slowly and mechanically sorting eggs by weight.

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How does an inanimate object named “Cony Hawk” skate better than I can

How does an inanimate object named “Cony Hawk” skate better than I can

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"The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there"

"The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there"

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I wish my neighborhood had a roving truck that sold roasted sweet potatoes

I wish my neighborhood had a roving truck that sold roasted sweet potatoes

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My favorite engagement video of the week (I am a sucker for engagement videos) is this goth couple in front of a blooming corpse flower at The Huntington Library in California

My favorite engagement video of the week (I am a sucker for engagement videos) is this goth couple in front of a blooming corpse flower at The Huntington Library in California

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NYC has two men that like disguising themselves as carpets on sidewalks so that people will step on them (??). Inevitably, the two men are archrivals.

NYC has two men that like disguising themselves as carpets on sidewalks so that people will step on them (??). Inevitably, the two men are archrivals.

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NPC escort missions are the worst

NPC escort missions are the worst

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Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Everybody who said “Wrestling’s fake” is looking kinda dumb right now

Everybody who said “Wrestling’s fake” is looking kinda dumb right now

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This video just gets better and better with each passing second

This video just gets better and better with each passing second

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The medium is the message

The medium is the message

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Country music doesn’t need English lyrics; Swahili works just fine

Country music doesn’t need English lyrics; Swahili works just fine

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Cultural quirk: Mongolians will shake the hands of someone who steps on their foot. It is apparently a cultural habit of defusing a tense situation—“I take no offense and don’t wish to escalate.”

Cultural quirk: Mongolians will shake the hands of someone who steps on their foot. It is apparently a cultural habit of defusing a tense situation—“I take no offense and don’t wish to escalate.”

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I’ll bet the high of finding a lost ring on a beach with a metal detector is indescribable.

I’ll bet the high of finding a lost ring on a beach with a metal detector is indescribable.

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Entertaining the entire time.

Entertaining the entire time.

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There’s probably not a week that goes by that I don’t think about this Nathan For You bit

There’s probably not a week that goes by that I don’t think about this Nathan For You bit

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Every friend group has got a Wormtongue

Every friend group has got a Wormtongue

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Great tip for shoveling loose material (seriously)

Great tip for shoveling loose material (seriously)

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Great series of videos from Keeley Wynne. First she captures a fairy in a jar…

Great series of videos from Keeley Wynne. First she captures a fairy in a jar…

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This video on how to maximize Superman’s powers makes too much sense.

This video on how to maximize Superman’s powers makes too much sense.

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why dogs use the R-sound so much when speaking English (like Scooby Doo)

why dogs use the R-sound so much when speaking English (like Scooby Doo)

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THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T (1953) is a delightfully batty feature-length film conceived, written and designed by Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Seuss. It was a box office bomb that has turned into cult favorite.

THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T (1953) is a delightfully batty feature-length film conceived, written and designed by Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Seuss. It was a box office bomb that has turned into cult favorite.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your manmade horrors beyond our comprehension

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your manmade horrors beyond our comprehension

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