
Tôryk BirdThrowa
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"if the truth will kill them, let them die" -Immanuel Kant
Tôryk BirdThrowa4,359,146 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

reminder, the entire game starts with you, a courier, being ambushed and killed for this chip. a chip that House developed, a chip House took centuries to find again after the bombs dropped, a chip that House HIRED YOU to deliver and in turn invite you as his Right-Hand Man (or woman)... and you, the bumbling half-brained idiot most of you could be after a bullet tears through your skull, thinks it's a smart idea.... to try and barter right in front of him, in the middle of his house, in his face. yeah no wonder he "gets mad" once and only once. WHICH HE IMMEDIATELY SWAPS OUT OF WHEN YOU JUST GIVE HIM THE CHIP! TELLING YOU HE UNDERSTANDS BUT WOULD THINK YOU'D PLAY IT SMARTER. i swear half of you didnt actually play, you just follow the fuckin memes
Tôryk BirdThrowa690,436 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

also afternoon greetings kin hope you're having a great monday
Tôryk BirdThrowa88,247 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

okay NOW ill shill the guard love the humies in warhammer.
Tôryk BirdThrowa22,141 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

GW made The Leagues of Votann a Xenos army because their fans are like Ork fans, actually fun to be around. compared to too many of you who just WHINE all the damn time. don't get me wrong i know why, but being negative all the time doesn't help you or how other see you it's a New Year, try and use it to cook up some material to actually have some fun.
Tôryk BirdThrowa27,293 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Bnuy. "if the canon doesnt matter, why the fuck am i buying their books?"
Tôryk BirdThrowa26,789 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

love my bro we do this shit all the time admittedly i fuck with him more than he fucks with me
Tôryk BirdThrowa30,183 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Delta9250 yeah yeah keep whining we humans are awesome.
Tôryk BirdThrowa24,863 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten