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๐จ ๐๐จ๐ก ๐๐๐๐ง: Cristiano Ronaldo (whose the current captain of Portugal NT) has invited ๐ก๐ข๐ก๐ of his Portuguese teammates at his grand wedding. ๐ณโ For a friendly reminder, Leo Messi back in 2017 had invited even the sweepers of the Argentine Federation at his wedding. ๐คฉ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง? ๐ค
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๐จ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐: Al Nassr owner on Cristiano Ronaldo losing a title decider game: "I've spent 600 Million on him, yet he knows nothing other than doing siuu." ๐ณ
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๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ช: Cristiano Ronaldo once smashed a 14 year old autistic child's phone after losing a game vs Everton in April 2022. The child's mother then took to facebook to complain about the ugly behaviour of the Portuguese star. ๐ณ
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๐จ๐ต๐น ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ข ๐ข๐ง๐: UEFA had changed their rules to make Portugal the first country in football history to qualify for knockout stages Without Winning a Single Group Stage Game. ๐คซ๐ธ
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