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How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

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Hello everyone. I'm sharing more updates. No flights are still allowed to land or leave. The eruption is getting more aggressive, you can see the streams of lava. Black ash across the city has also doubled. I'm still here.

Hello everyone. I'm sharing more updates. No flights are still allowed to land or leave. The eruption is getting more aggressive, you can see the streams of lava. Black ash across the city has also doubled. I'm still here.

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Paul, shame on you. Paul, Salako say shame on you. Salako say shame on you. You are a shameful. YOU ARE A SHAMEFUL.

Paul, shame on you. Paul, Salako say shame on you. Salako say shame on you. You are a shameful. YOU ARE A SHAMEFUL.

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All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

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.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

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Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

851,585 views

Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

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I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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Industry Ekweremadu go dey Twitter, dey crash out with caps. Him serious babe go dey ontop blaq dey mime: "When he's not on his medication, he can be like that sometimes" 😭 Blaqbones go pin am say, "it's fine - just lie down that way for me":

Industry Ekweremadu go dey Twitter, dey crash out with caps. Him serious babe go dey ontop blaq dey mime: "When he's not on his medication, he can be like that sometimes" 😭 Blaqbones go pin am say, "it's fine - just lie down that way for me":

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"The 6th, 7th and 8th Ballon D'Or" He will never win that. 🫵 Most consecutive Ballon D'Or wins" He will never win that 🫵 "Highest number of Ballon D'Ors" He will never win that 🫵 "Only player to have won across 3 decades" He will never be that 🫵

"The 6th, 7th and 8th Ballon D'Or" He will never win that. 🫵 Most consecutive Ballon D'Or wins" He will never win that 🫵 "Highest number of Ballon D'Ors" He will never win that 🫵 "Only player to have won across 3 decades" He will never be that 🫵

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First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

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This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

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"Why is Peller always used as a case study for unintelligent people in the society" 🫠

"Why is Peller always used as a case study for unintelligent people in the society" 🫠

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This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

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Messi: So Yamal, this is what it feels to win a world cup. Mbappé had that experience in 2018. Did you know before now that the world cup is crafted with 18 carat gold & a malachite base? Exactly. It's beautiful. Ronaldo:

Messi: So Yamal, this is what it feels to win a world cup. Mbappé had that experience in 2018. Did you know before now that the world cup is crafted with 18 carat gold & a malachite base? Exactly. It's beautiful. Ronaldo:

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If you tell us to "wrap it up", God will take you b4 this month ends. Olodos have inexhaustible monopoly over our social space - you don't tell them to wrap it up. Oh & btw, Mr Eazi go think say we don forget am. Banter delayed is not banter denied.

If you tell us to "wrap it up", God will take you b4 this month ends. Olodos have inexhaustible monopoly over our social space - you don't tell them to wrap it up. Oh & btw, Mr Eazi go think say we don forget am. Banter delayed is not banter denied.

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Guy, my belle dey pain me. Ezra omo ogbon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guy, my belle dey pain me. Ezra omo ogbon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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"When last una fuck?" "How many times una fuck, e reach 10?" 😭😭😭 As howwww. Gangster vagina patrol officer. 😭

"When last una fuck?" "How many times una fuck, e reach 10?" 😭😭😭 As howwww. Gangster vagina patrol officer. 😭

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Don't worry, I'm not missing. When life starts to stress you - leave everything including work and social media, book a one way trip to the South of Spain 🇪🇸. Enjoy the sunsets and beaches, even without bitches. Show some skin too because life is for the living. I'M BACCCK!

Don't worry, I'm not missing. When life starts to stress you - leave everything including work and social media, book a one way trip to the South of Spain 🇪🇸. Enjoy the sunsets and beaches, even without bitches. Show some skin too because life is for the living. I'M BACCCK!

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Laura vs Aura.

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