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All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

You people are very obsessed with pleasing seemingly rich people on Twitter. Seemingly rich people who wouldn't even spit your way. In sycophancy, you douse your original opinions. As you dey, you no dey even reason say you sef no small. In the words of Shakespeare Vector:

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips &amp; you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

"when the CL is WON" 💀 Also, Interesting choice of picture meme 😭😭 Please come outside.

First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

Davido Lmaoo. If you have family members in the market, I genuinely don't think you should be throwing stones.

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

Why would you even do this to yourself? Why? What happened?

To be in your 80s and still be lamenting like this, na only God know wetin the woman do am. 😭

This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling** We're all hate watching Arsenal, right? Yes or Yes?

As a man visiting Thailand 🇹🇭 for the first time, I understand it. The moment I see that you're going again, I already understand that we're not playing for the same teams - and that's okay, too. Cake is cake, you only like yours with candles. 😔

Hate watch successful. Alasedanu FC. 😂😭

Guy, my belle dey pain me. Ezra omo ogbon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tag me to all your "First Nigerian to" posts. I intend to personally congratulate everyone. We're doing our best to put Nigeria on the map, Nigeria no wan stay. Anyways, first Nigerian to run inside bush in Japan 🇯🇵, with Kobe jersey in the city of Kobe.

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And if you say you no give me my money back, no wams. I find you come Lagos, I break the leg wey dey okay. You sell the Benz, you start again from scratch.

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Finally some good news to be happy about. 4 years ago, A church in Owo was attacked - an attack that left over 40 dead with over 100 injured persons. Today, 4 men found guilty of the attack have been sentenced to death by hanging. Hopefully, it is televised.

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Viewer's discretion advised ⚠️ Everyone should see this, so that you're reminded why you should STAY ANGRY. Edo State police arrested kidnappers &amp; recovered bodies of victims. Victims that were still slain after 11M naira ransom was paid. STAY ANGRY.

Yinka Alasedanu Alasete Apoda Afofungbemu has apologized I made a tweet a couple of weeks ago: Prepare yourself mentally to bully the hell out of anyone (especially celebrities) who are playing Ramos for Tinubu on social media Bend them into this. Strip APC of that ace card.

Elderly people in Nigeria leave you with very strong contrasting emotions. A lot of them are irrevocably stupid. It's not even ignorance, or Stockholm syndrome. Just deliberate stupidity. And yes they see all that's happening through social media, they're all on Facebook.

Whatever happens, I will not be 32 again - semidrunk at 1am in Sicily vibing to a Wizkid classic.

This is how people cross bridges in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria. Brethren, The year is 2026.

Big Announcement 🔔 ⏰ Today, I officially launch The Meridian Bridge This bridge is intended to be a one-stop shop for all topics pre migration, migration and post migration - including job transitions. There are opportunities out there - all you need, is a bridge. #Day1.

Same foolishness, same bridge, different day. This is how Nigerians from Kwara state are crossing bridge, today, going to work. Brethren, The year is 2026.

Sowore and his party have started their Presidential Primaries in Abuja. 😂😭 Guy, belle dey pain me 😭

Just look at these wild aneemas 😭

JESUUSSSSS. 😭 We all submitted. Waited for the examiner to call us one by one. Watched him confirm to half the class that they failed. E reach my turn I saw that wide smile. 😭 Everybody jus dey happy for me. Today is my happiest day this year. 2morow, we resume kitchen.

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Call me any name but please don't call me a liar. I told them to remove that song and asked them to play FUJI MOTO - that's the only FUJI we know. Seyi Vibez la wan je. NSNV. Ko si omo naa.

That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie, took his Vogue (I think) cover, performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man.

Every day, God go just dey tune into Nigeria as comedy with a special segment called "Nigerian Pastors". Baba go just dey do: "Me ke?" "When did I tell you that?" "I called you ke" 😭😂

😂😂😂😂😂 It is VERY IMPORTANT to be loved at home.

I cannot be the only one feeling this repeated wave of sadness upon his spirit. I won't apologize for spamming you - because every time I walk down the streets and see children with their mothers, my heart breaks for those children. Schools need to shut down.

76 KG dumbbell bench press. Quick afternoon chest pump. 🔆

Like I will always say - when it comes to these conversations, we have moral responsibilities to keep our voices loud. What happened last week is horrific. Children under the ages of 2 are still kidnapped. It isn't normal. Seyi Makinde what is going on?

I woke up this morning, opened my windows for cross ventilation - instantly, something struck my forehead, and I fell flat. In absolute shock, I struggled to stand up in order to find out what flew in - Turned out, it was Gabriel's penalty kick from yesterday night.

"Boys are slowly hitting 35, unmarried and unbothered" The Boys every night:

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

Viewer's discretion advised ⚠️ Everyone should see this, so that you're reminded why you should STAY ANGRY. Edo State police arrested kidnappers & recovered bodies of victims. Victims that were still slain after 11M naira ransom was paid. STAY ANGRY.