Vance 🌞⚡️
@VanceE • 46,855 subscribers
Bantamweight and Lightweight World Champ. Janitor for @merakimedicinal, Hangry. Not medical advice, satire guaranteed.
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Max confirmed mold toxicity. Bet Conor McGregor. esoteric health Twitter knows what’s up
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The Liver King has been arrested and seems to be deep in a manic episode. Most people missed the clues he left in his video on what's really going on. "Last Thanksgiving I was dying... CT scan said something was dire straits" "I did 4 coffee enemas this morning, my intestines don't work like yours" "Ben Greenfield helped me, kinda changed my life" This is more than a mental episode in my non-professional medical opinion.
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I took Doxy for a staph infection in Australia. (In my nail bed and DHL lost my MB shipment). Regardless I thought Australias food was just cleaner and training 3-4x a day is why I got insanely shredded. Didn’t realize until after the Doxy wore off that I didn’t feel as good digesting food again and bloating came back some. Started a 4 week cycle of berberine, black seed oil, bismuth, and oregano oil. Amazing comeback. Now starting to make L Rueteri yogurt at home and get some Longum going. The gut is complex, I’ve had gut issues since I was 17, most of them are gone, not expecting anything wild or quick but I’ll keep updates.
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Girl implants 15 parasitic hookworms into her arm to help heal her gut. Parasites are garbage collectors but they also pee and poop in the gut, create biofilms, and reproduce heavily. Instead of using them to clean the gut I prefer binders, fiber, and chelating metals.
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Does Methylene Blue stain your brain permanently and is it unhealthy for those who are already healthy? No. We have thousands of research articles showing increases in ATP, boosts in mood, energy, focus, short/long term memory, anti-aging gene expression, etc. We have one blue brain pic from someone who died during treatment from sepsis. Every soldier in WW1 took methylene blue in the navy. Where are the blue organ reports?
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Last week I was diagnosed with Mid Testosterone Syndrome. This is my life now.
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Methylene Blue toothpaste/oil pull. - Coconut Oil - Methylene Blue - Hydroxyapatite Can add some extras like mint or xylitol. Biggest benefits are immediately whiter teether and gums tighten up pretty quick. Just melt it in your mouth and swish for 3-5 min then brush with it.
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Thank you Oasis for helping me make some serious diet changes. Already feel better. Shoutout Bojangles.
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