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Good luck putting this one back in the vault. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

Good luck putting this one back in the vault. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

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Yesterday Hugh and I had one of our many difficult morning conversations while I supervised his hair application. He expressed interest in changing the title of our film from “Deadpool & Wolverine” to something snappier. He slowly slid a piece of folded toilet paper across the table. I unfolded the toilet paper and read two simple words written in crude, store-bought mascara: “ABSOLUTELY WOLVIE”. In seconds, I had Anaheim, California on the line. I conversed with a Mr. Kevin Feige, whom I’m told works in and around Marvel Studios. I hit him with the new title. He said, “Ryan, a title change this late in the game is not only impossible, but you’d need a ‘melon-baller lobotomy’ and a big, magic dumb-dumb wand to even attempt such a malignantly stupid and totally unforced error”. His words, not mine. But what Keith Feige doesn’t know… is that I’m not a great listener. It’s come up a LOT in my relationships. All I heard was, “You have my full support! And the full support of Marvel and its parent company, Robert Downey Jr.” So here we are… Shawn Levy and I will not let Hugh Jackman fuck this up for himself. We gotcha boo. #AbsolutelyWolvie in theaters everywhere, July 26th.

Yesterday Hugh and I had one of our many difficult morning conversations while I supervised his hair application. He expressed interest in changing the title of our film from “Deadpool & Wolverine” to something snappier. He slowly slid a piece of folded toilet paper across the table. I unfolded the toilet paper and read two simple words written in crude, store-bought mascara: “ABSOLUTELY WOLVIE”. In seconds, I had Anaheim, California on the line. I conversed with a Mr. Kevin Feige, whom I’m told works in and around Marvel Studios. I hit him with the new title. He said, “Ryan, a title change this late in the game is not only impossible, but you’d need a ‘melon-baller lobotomy’ and a big, magic dumb-dumb wand to even attempt such a malignantly stupid and totally unforced error”. His words, not mine. But what Keith Feige doesn’t know… is that I’m not a great listener. It’s come up a LOT in my relationships. All I heard was, “You have my full support! And the full support of Marvel and its parent company, Robert Downey Jr.” So here we are… Shawn Levy and I will not let Hugh Jackman fuck this up for himself. We gotcha boo. #AbsolutelyWolvie in theaters everywhere, July 26th.

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Dogpool’s tongue is an acquired taste. I recommend not acquiring it. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

Dogpool’s tongue is an acquired taste. I recommend not acquiring it. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

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Is it a movie? Is it a rock concert? Is it both? Why was Thor crying? #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

Is it a movie? Is it a rock concert? Is it both? Why was Thor crying? #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

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I love a good “Before and After”. Wrexham AFC & Life Fitness 💪

I love a good “Before and After”. Wrexham AFC & Life Fitness 💪

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Does this make Deadpool Movie the sexiest movie alive? Hugh Jackman People 📸: Guy Aroch

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Does this make Deadpool Movie the sexiest movie alive? Hugh Jackman People 📸: Guy Aroch

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Not what I meant by “cover me.” Entertainment Weekly #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

Not what I meant by “cover me.” Entertainment Weekly #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

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Low bone density? Sure. High pony/top-knot? AbsoCUTELY. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛 #NicePool

Low bone density? Sure. High pony/top-knot? AbsoCUTELY. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛 #NicePool

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Every year at @MintMobile we send a Christmas gift to our customers. This year it was a temporary tattoo. Some people take saving money with Mint VERY seriously.

Every year at @MintMobile we send a Christmas gift to our customers. This year it was a temporary tattoo. Some people take saving money with Mint VERY seriously.

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Second biggest head I’ve worked with this year. Jack in the Box ⚔️#DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

Second biggest head I’ve worked with this year. Jack in the Box ⚔️#DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

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One step closer to EGOT status, Mint Mobile

One step closer to EGOT status, Mint Mobile

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Wait, is that the shirt I saw me wearing? HOMAGE

Wait, is that the shirt I saw me wearing? HOMAGE

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We’re not responsible for any boys that show up at your yard. The Mint Mobile Shake, at Jack in the Box

We’re not responsible for any boys that show up at your yard. The Mint Mobile Shake, at Jack in the Box

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Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛
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