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I don’t care about bat flips or home run celebrations. But whatever this shit is when taking a ball, is lame as hell. Also, he struck out on the next pitch.

I don’t care about bat flips or home run celebrations. But whatever this shit is when taking a ball, is lame as hell. Also, he struck out on the next pitch.

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No chance he’s trying to hit you here bud. 80 mph slider btw. Jfc.

No chance he’s trying to hit you here bud. 80 mph slider btw. Jfc.

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Is this just how the whole team is? Just super douchey and look at me? Also he struck out on the next pitch. 😂😂

Is this just how the whole team is? Just super douchey and look at me? Also he struck out on the next pitch. 😂😂

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FINAL: Auburn wins on a clock violation by the NC State batter in a 3-2 count. Ending a game this way is bad enough. Ending a game this way in a Regional elimination game is worse. Ending the last game of this head coach’s career this way is absolutely pathetic. How fragile are the egos of umpires man?

FINAL: Auburn wins on a clock violation by the NC State batter in a 3-2 count. Ending a game this way is bad enough. Ending a game this way in a Regional elimination game is worse. Ending the last game of this head coach’s career this way is absolutely pathetic. How fragile are the egos of umpires man?

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The ACC Championship game with some questionable at best officiating as the league tries to get 2 teams in the CFP… Clemson has 0 penalties in the game for the first time since 1952. SMU, the 4th most penalized team in FBS, has only 4 tonight, and this was a no call.

The ACC Championship game with some questionable at best officiating as the league tries to get 2 teams in the CFP… Clemson has 0 penalties in the game for the first time since 1952. SMU, the 4th most penalized team in FBS, has only 4 tonight, and this was a no call.

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Lane Kiffin said when he got to Baton Rouge and drove by Tiger Stadium he called one person, Ed Orgeron. “I don’t know why, but I started talking like him. I said GeauxTigers!” 😂😂😂

Lane Kiffin said when he got to Baton Rouge and drove by Tiger Stadium he called one person, Ed Orgeron. “I don’t know why, but I started talking like him. I said GeauxTigers!” 😂😂😂

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Ty Simpson: Indiana was really good. It didn’t matter what we did they dominated us. IU’s Defensive Coordinator Bryant Haines :

Ty Simpson: Indiana was really good. It didn’t matter what we did they dominated us. IU’s Defensive Coordinator Bryant Haines :

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ESPN interviewing a former professional player for Ole Miss after beating Alabama is unintentionally, or intentionally, hilarious

ESPN interviewing a former professional player for Ole Miss after beating Alabama is unintentionally, or intentionally, hilarious

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🚨🚨BIG J JOURNALISM ALERT🚨🚨 I asked Oklahoma QB John Mateer about the infamous trick play the Sooners ran against Auburn last year. He reminded everyone that not only was it legal but they ran it by the refs before the game. #BoomerSooner #WarEagle

🚨🚨BIG J JOURNALISM ALERT🚨🚨 I asked Oklahoma QB John Mateer about the infamous trick play the Sooners ran against Auburn last year. He reminded everyone that not only was it legal but they ran it by the refs before the game. #BoomerSooner #WarEagle

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“A chance of getting to the Bowl Championship Series, at this point, is pretty null.” - Governor Jeff Landry I mean great point. I do not think #LSU is making the BCS title game this year 😂😂😂

“A chance of getting to the Bowl Championship Series, at this point, is pretty null.” - Governor Jeff Landry I mean great point. I do not think #LSU is making the BCS title game this year 😂😂😂

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Auburn’s QB gets drilled in the head going to the ground. Me: Surely they’re gonna at least review this for targeting? SEC Refs: CHECK IF THAT MF WAS DOWN EVEN FURTHER BACK THAN WE THOUGHT

Auburn’s QB gets drilled in the head going to the ground. Me: Surely they’re gonna at least review this for targeting? SEC Refs: CHECK IF THAT MF WAS DOWN EVEN FURTHER BACK THAN WE THOUGHT

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4 years ago Bryan Harsin got beat In the 4th OT of the Iron Bowl on this exact play. 4 years later he ran the same play to beat a Top 20 Louisville team.

4 years ago Bryan Harsin got beat In the 4th OT of the Iron Bowl on this exact play. 4 years later he ran the same play to beat a Top 20 Louisville team.

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POV: You’re an umpire about to make the most aggressively incorrect balk call imaginable 😂😂😂

POV: You’re an umpire about to make the most aggressively incorrect balk call imaginable 😂😂😂

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WATCH: Ohio State Football QB Julian Sayin throws Friday Night at the Manning Passing Academy 👀👀 #GoBucks #OH #OhioState

WATCH: Ohio State Football QB Julian Sayin throws Friday Night at the Manning Passing Academy 👀👀 #GoBucks #OH #OhioState

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In their first meeting Josh Hubbard screamed “YOU DON’T LEAVE STATE!” in KeShawn Murphy’s ear This was his response after ending State’s season in Nashville. Talk yo shit 3️⃣ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

In their first meeting Josh Hubbard screamed “YOU DON’T LEAVE STATE!” in KeShawn Murphy’s ear This was his response after ending State’s season in Nashville. Talk yo shit 3️⃣ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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IF THE SEC IS DEAD THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING UGA AND AUBURN’S THEME MUSIC AT THE INAUGURATION PAAAAWWWWWLLL?!?!

IF THE SEC IS DEAD THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING UGA AND AUBURN’S THEME MUSIC AT THE INAUGURATION PAAAAWWWWWLLL?!?!

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BREAKING: Since Canada booed our national anthem in the 2025 Four Nations Face Off… They have won 0️⃣ Gold Medals in Men’s OR Women’s Hockey. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Olympics2026 #Olympics

BREAKING: Since Canada booed our national anthem in the 2025 Four Nations Face Off… They have won 0️⃣ Gold Medals in Men’s OR Women’s Hockey. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Olympics2026 #Olympics

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“Hopefully we get call them for holding one of these times too.” - Steve Sarkisian at halftime of the #SECCG Tell em how you really feel Coach 😂😂😂

“Hopefully we get call them for holding one of these times too.” - Steve Sarkisian at halftime of the #SECCG Tell em how you really feel Coach 😂😂😂

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MARLER MINUTE: Are y’all ok?

MARLER MINUTE: Are y’all ok?

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I say this all the time. You celebrate the wins. Appreciate the kind words from Shane Beamer and long live the Pop-Tarts Bowl It’s so easy to be negative in this life. You have to actively choose to be positive and celebrate the wins. Great day 2 in Tampa. #SpursUp 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

I say this all the time. You celebrate the wins. Appreciate the kind words from Shane Beamer and long live the Pop-Tarts Bowl It’s so easy to be negative in this life. You have to actively choose to be positive and celebrate the wins. Great day 2 in Tampa. #SpursUp 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

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Recap of Jon Sumrall’s first #SECMD - Said “shit” twice (in the same answer) - threatened to throw the podium at someone who’s phone went off - got a round of applause as he took the stage A+ from Sumrall. Confirmed hilarious.

Recap of Jon Sumrall’s first #SECMD - Said “shit” twice (in the same answer) - threatened to throw the podium at someone who’s phone went off - got a round of applause as he took the stage A+ from Sumrall. Confirmed hilarious.

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If Lane leaves, Ole Miss is gonna look equally as dumb and selfish if they don’t let him coach in Atlanta or the CFP.

If Lane leaves, Ole Miss is gonna look equally as dumb and selfish if they don’t let him coach in Atlanta or the CFP.

337,255 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Look at this spot in the Texas-Kentucky game. Kentucky was ultimately stopped on 3rd and 4th down and the drive ended in a turnover on downs. My God SEC Officiating #BBN #HookEm

Look at this spot in the Texas-Kentucky game. Kentucky was ultimately stopped on 3rd and 4th down and the drive ended in a turnover on downs. My God SEC Officiating #BBN #HookEm

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The entire schtick has become “how little can I learn about the facts while overreaching for an dig at my school’s rival and for some unknown reason be given a platform to do it all on.” What are you even talking about dude?

The entire schtick has become “how little can I learn about the facts while overreaching for an dig at my school’s rival and for some unknown reason be given a platform to do it all on.” What are you even talking about dude?

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People think that LaNorris Sellers run on 3rd & 16 was lucky. This was the play before on 2nd & 11. Look at where he puts this ball. He was never losing that game. Ever.

People think that LaNorris Sellers run on 3rd & 16 was lucky. This was the play before on 2nd & 11. Look at where he puts this ball. He was never losing that game. Ever.

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First off great throw from the right fielder. But it’s beyond obvious he never got the tag on him. Most telling reason is him immediately going to put the tag back on his knee after swiping wildly and missing. Ump is right on top of it and misses it. Ok, at least that’s why we have replay. Replay also gets it wrong. Home plate ump then gets the announcement of the incorrect call, incorrect. Bad all the way around. Failed at every aspect of the execution of that play/call. And did it in a tie game in an elimination game. Pathetic.

First off great throw from the right fielder. But it’s beyond obvious he never got the tag on him. Most telling reason is him immediately going to put the tag back on his knee after swiping wildly and missing. Ump is right on top of it and misses it. Ok, at least that’s why we have replay. Replay also gets it wrong. Home plate ump then gets the announcement of the incorrect call, incorrect. Bad all the way around. Failed at every aspect of the execution of that play/call. And did it in a tie game in an elimination game. Pathetic.

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Baton Rouge truly is so gross and just a miserable looking city. I mean look at this. Woof.

Baton Rouge truly is so gross and just a miserable looking city. I mean look at this. Woof.

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MARLER MINUTE: A list of things Texas Tech could’ve filmed for 22 minutes that would’ve been better than whatever it was they put out. Texas Tech’s PR team is on fire right now! Can’t wait to see what’s next! #WreckEm #TTU #TexasTech 🌵🔥🌵🔥

MARLER MINUTE: A list of things Texas Tech could’ve filmed for 22 minutes that would’ve been better than whatever it was they put out. Texas Tech’s PR team is on fire right now! Can’t wait to see what’s next! #WreckEm #TTU #TexasTech 🌵🔥🌵🔥

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Hey Curt Cignetti you forgot some actual facts to go along with your cute quip at Big Ten Media Days Don’t worry I’m here to help breakdown Indiana’s weak schedule for the next 5 years

Hey Curt Cignetti you forgot some actual facts to go along with your cute quip at Big Ten Media Days Don’t worry I’m here to help breakdown Indiana’s weak schedule for the next 5 years

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MARLER MINUTE: Cody Campbell bringing up UGA players and legal issues when they aren’t playing by any rules is the least self aware thing imaginable. It’s also gross. #GoDawgs #WreckEm

MARLER MINUTE: Cody Campbell bringing up UGA players and legal issues when they aren’t playing by any rules is the least self aware thing imaginable. It’s also gross. #GoDawgs #WreckEm

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What I never understand about Road House is the amount of knives just casually pulled on people like it’s a normal thing in 1987

What I never understand about Road House is the amount of knives just casually pulled on people like it’s a normal thing in 1987

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MARLER MINUTE: Lane Kiffin JetGate Watch my FULL WHISTLEBLOWER investigation into one of the most explosive stories of the year. ✈️🏖️🐯🤯 #BigJjournalism #Planes #40ThousandDollars #FortLauderdale

MARLER MINUTE: Lane Kiffin JetGate Watch my FULL WHISTLEBLOWER investigation into one of the most explosive stories of the year. ✈️🏖️🐯🤯 #BigJjournalism #Planes #40ThousandDollars #FortLauderdale

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My dude Chris Doering absolutely nails this btw. A bad call with that much time can’t be THAT deflating with 32 minutes left in the game. Gotta hit throws downfield, convert 3rd and 4th down, and stop being in this repeat scenario

My dude Chris Doering absolutely nails this btw. A bad call with that much time can’t be THAT deflating with 32 minutes left in the game. Gotta hit throws downfield, convert 3rd and 4th down, and stop being in this repeat scenario

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“I think they’re both bullsh*ttin us.” - Nick Saban after :30 seconds of Coach speak from Kirby and Sark 😂😂😂

“I think they’re both bullsh*ttin us.” - Nick Saban after :30 seconds of Coach speak from Kirby and Sark 😂😂😂

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MARLER MINUTE: Rant about ABS It’s not the “human element” or “human error” when 80% of the umps calls are overturned. It’s just error.

MARLER MINUTE: Rant about ABS It’s not the “human element” or “human error” when 80% of the umps calls are overturned. It’s just error.

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Hey Kayce Smith I think they had fun getting ready for Marcel Reed. And since this was clearly your first time watching Carolina this year…Hope yall had fun in Columbia. #SpursUp

Hey Kayce Smith I think they had fun getting ready for Marcel Reed. And since this was clearly your first time watching Carolina this year…Hope yall had fun in Columbia. #SpursUp

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UGA fans, you asked for a pregame pep talk before Texas. A tradition unlike any other. My very NSFW pep talk for UGA vs Texas this Saturday. "You're about to get the best version of Kirby Smart, and that's the worst f*cking thing you can possibly imagine." #GoDawgs #HornsDown

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UGA fans, you asked for a pregame pep talk before Texas. A tradition unlike any other. My very NSFW pep talk for UGA vs Texas this Saturday. "You're about to get the best version of Kirby Smart, and that's the worst f*cking thing you can possibly imagine." #GoDawgs #HornsDown

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I will never understand how that center won the Remington the very next year. I will also never not laugh at Hugh Freeze running a QB Spy on 4th & Goal from the 31

I will never understand how that center won the Remington the very next year. I will also never not laugh at Hugh Freeze running a QB Spy on 4th & Goal from the 31

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