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White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Proudly a vanilla gorilla, Afrikaans. A vocal peanut in the gallery of life. If you lack a sense of humor, stay away. Pronouns: Who’s your daddy? 😈👨

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Nee!! 🙄🙄🤣🤣

Nee!! 🙄🙄🤣🤣

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How to sober up in 2 seconds 😳😳

How to sober up in 2 seconds 😳😳

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Next one to make a mess will be spanked… 😈🤣🤣

Next one to make a mess will be spanked… 😈🤣🤣

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They have discovered a huge oil field just off the coast of Cape Town and this is the first of many rigs that will be drilling for oil. Apparently the oil field is so vast that it will produce oil until at least 2055.

They have discovered a huge oil field just off the coast of Cape Town and this is the first of many rigs that will be drilling for oil. Apparently the oil field is so vast that it will produce oil until at least 2055.

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Nice cow 🐮 🤣🤣🤣

Nice cow 🐮 🤣🤣🤣

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Afrikaners vat nie nonsens nie! 💪🏻🤣

Afrikaners vat nie nonsens nie! 💪🏻🤣

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England hearing they do t have to play the Boks this November 🤣🤣

England hearing they do t have to play the Boks this November 🤣🤣

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One minute you’re mowing the lawn and then bam! 💥 Any idea how this happened?

One minute you’re mowing the lawn and then bam! 💥 Any idea how this happened?

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3rd blown over truck 😱

3rd blown over truck 😱

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We can’t fix SA so let’s focus somewhere else. PS: Why didn’t he mention Iran..? "We cannot consider ourselves free as long as the people of Palestine, of Cuba, of Sudan and Western Sahara and elsewhere suffer occupation, oppression and war."

We can’t fix SA so let’s focus somewhere else. PS: Why didn’t he mention Iran..? "We cannot consider ourselves free as long as the people of Palestine, of Cuba, of Sudan and Western Sahara and elsewhere suffer occupation, oppression and war."

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What is the rule for cyclists - do they have to stop at red traffic lights or not? And do they have to ride in single file or is that up to them to decide?

What is the rule for cyclists - do they have to stop at red traffic lights or not? And do they have to ride in single file or is that up to them to decide?

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Sunday morning in Cape Town. This one has been going like this non stop for half an hour 🙄🙄

Sunday morning in Cape Town. This one has been going like this non stop for half an hour 🙄🙄

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Hy is reg Piet.

Hy is reg Piet.

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Don’t get drunk and pass out on the sidewalk 😱😱

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Don’t get drunk and pass out on the sidewalk 😱😱

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Working from home in Cape Town has its own strange quirks… 🤣

Working from home in Cape Town has its own strange quirks… 🤣

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As jy Afrikaans is en jy verstaan nie die Engelse vrae nie 🫪🤣🤣

As jy Afrikaans is en jy verstaan nie die Engelse vrae nie 🫪🤣🤣

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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This is what it looks like around the Cape Castle. Looks like a 3rd world shithole!

This is what it looks like around the Cape Castle. Looks like a 3rd world shithole!

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Calling out the ANC for their lies. They tell people to vote ANC ‘because the ANC gave them houses and SASSA’. Bullshit! The overburdened taxpayers are funding this!

Calling out the ANC for their lies. They tell people to vote ANC ‘because the ANC gave them houses and SASSA’. Bullshit! The overburdened taxpayers are funding this!

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Old comedies were the absolute best before everyone got offended by everything 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

Old comedies were the absolute best before everyone got offended by everything 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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How South Africans make veggie platters for when they watch rugby:

How South Africans make veggie platters for when they watch rugby:

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Always double check the camera in an online meeting otherwise this might happen to you… 🫪🤣🤣

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Always double check the camera in an online meeting otherwise this might happen to you… 🫪🤣🤣

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Is it going to work..?

Is it going to work..?

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Practical advice 🤣🤣🤣

Practical advice 🤣🤣🤣

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Orange River at Augrabies, N Cape: 18 April 😮

Orange River at Augrabies, N Cape: 18 April 😮

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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How to make a South African salad 🥗

How to make a South African salad 🥗

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Pasop as Afrikaanse mense n vraag so vra… 😱🤣🤣

Pasop as Afrikaanse mense n vraag so vra… 😱🤣🤣

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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The Union buildings are not escaping the decay in South Africa and seems we have a new national flower 🤬

The Union buildings are not escaping the decay in South Africa and seems we have a new national flower 🤬

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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How does this man get it so right but so many people living in SA don’t realise this??!

How does this man get it so right but so many people living in SA don’t realise this??!

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Spot on!! Why does this guy understand it so well but so many people don’t get it?

Spot on!! Why does this guy understand it so well but so many people don’t get it?

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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Kry ons kuiermense? 🤣

Kry ons kuiermense? 🤣

White Lion II (NDDN) Wittoslav Lionovski

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