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your favs will never replicate his world cup campaign in their lives btw

your favs will never replicate his world cup campaign in their lives btw

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get the evil eye off mbappé and the france national team, go tell spain to save football or something

get the evil eye off mbappé and the france national team, go tell spain to save football or something

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if ballon dor is really based on individual stats then mbappé deserves to win it: - most goals in laliga - most goals in the UCL - 71 g/a - most goals in the world cup - most goals in the world cup of all time - most g/a in the world cup - most knockout goals in the wc ever - fasted and youngest player to hit 22 goals in the wc #MbappéBallonDor2026

if ballon dor is really based on individual stats then mbappé deserves to win it: - most goals in laliga - most goals in the UCL - 71 g/a - most goals in the world cup - most goals in the world cup of all time - most g/a in the world cup - most knockout goals in the wc ever - fasted and youngest player to hit 22 goals in the wc #MbappéBallonDor2026

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imagine going from “teenage kicks” to the player with the most EVER goals in the world cup knockout stages and being 1 goal away from being the joint world cup top scorer EVER in only 3 campaigns at 27 yrs old.

imagine going from “teenage kicks” to the player with the most EVER goals in the world cup knockout stages and being 1 goal away from being the joint world cup top scorer EVER in only 3 campaigns at 27 yrs old.

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madridistas see this guy do this EVERY game, turning a 1v1 into a 3v1 because he wants to show off and can’t string ONE good pass to their striker but then blame mbappé for not camping in the box when that ball is never reaching him

madridistas see this guy do this EVERY game, turning a 1v1 into a 3v1 because he wants to show off and can’t string ONE good pass to their striker but then blame mbappé for not camping in the box when that ball is never reaching him

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how madridistas expect mbappé to run through the opponents defenders and score without madrid’s midfielders doing their job

how madridistas expect mbappé to run through the opponents defenders and score without madrid’s midfielders doing their job

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“i’m the captain so if we win I’ll be the one who lifts the trophy…. I dream about it every night” 🩷😭

“i’m the captain so if we win I’ll be the one who lifts the trophy…. I dream about it every night” 🩷😭

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“sometimes in my day I love to do NOTHING and stay home” realest mfer out there 😭😭😭😭

“sometimes in my day I love to do NOTHING and stay home” realest mfer out there 😭😭😭😭

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okay but look at how mbappé’s high IQ led to dembele’s second goal..

okay but look at how mbappé’s high IQ led to dembele’s second goal..

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the coach who always treated him like a son and always had his back no matter what, i’m gonna miss them so much 🩷😭

the coach who always treated him like a son and always had his back no matter what, i’m gonna miss them so much 🩷😭

126,183 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen

they got him doing some bullshit i’m crying but why is he stunting tho 😭😭

they got him doing some bullshit i’m crying but why is he stunting tho 😭😭

152,988 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

dembele defending in the 2022 world cup final 🔥🐐

dembele defending in the 2022 world cup final 🔥🐐

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TWO GOALS IN THE FIRST WORLD CUP GAME AND THE TOP GOAL SCORER FOR FRANCE DONT EVER SPEAK OR QUESTION HIM

TWO GOALS IN THE FIRST WORLD CUP GAME AND THE TOP GOAL SCORER FOR FRANCE DONT EVER SPEAK OR QUESTION HIM

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wc is over so imma get emo but i’m genuinely so proud of kylian, went through a rough season where he was getting harassed,blamed for everything, media smear campaigns yet he picked himself up and had one hell of a world cup campaign, his resilience is genuinely inspiring

wc is over so imma get emo but i’m genuinely so proud of kylian, went through a rough season where he was getting harassed,blamed for everything, media smear campaigns yet he picked himself up and had one hell of a world cup campaign, his resilience is genuinely inspiring

32,849 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen

fabrizio romano saying the relationship between xabi and the players was complicated and the main problem was with vini during the first el classico, after that vini was hesitant to renew because he wanted to wait and see what would happen with xabi alonso!!

fabrizio romano saying the relationship between xabi and the players was complicated and the main problem was with vini during the first el classico, after that vini was hesitant to renew because he wanted to wait and see what would happen with xabi alonso!!

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GIVE THE BALLON DOR TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER #MbappéBallonDor2026

GIVE THE BALLON DOR TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER #MbappéBallonDor2026

15,638 Aufrufe • vor 16 Tagen

kylian mbappé is the current world cup scorer and the current all time world cup scorer ever with the most world cup knockout goals ever, and his worst finish in the world cup is 4th place #goat

kylian mbappé is the current world cup scorer and the current all time world cup scorer ever with the most world cup knockout goals ever, and his worst finish in the world cup is 4th place #goat

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Kylian Mbappé your greatness will NEVER be denied EVER

Kylian Mbappé your greatness will NEVER be denied EVER

85,850 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

only a certain man could pull this type of performance against argentina #justsaying

only a certain man could pull this type of performance against argentina #justsaying

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Kylian Mbappé has scored 43 goals as a 9 this season and won the European golden boot but people wanna say “he’ll never make it as a striker” lmao

Kylian Mbappé has scored 43 goals as a 9 this season and won the European golden boot but people wanna say “he’ll never make it as a striker” lmao

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kylian i get it i really do, tomorrow is gonna hurt my heart 💔😭

kylian i get it i really do, tomorrow is gonna hurt my heart 💔😭

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