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Sabrina Carpenter’s insane laugh in her commercial for the Paris Olympics has convinced me that she may secretly be a Capital “A” Actress and in 10 years she will have two Golden Globes and one Oscar nom

Sabrina Carpenter’s insane laugh in her commercial for the Paris Olympics has convinced me that she may secretly be a Capital “A” Actress and in 10 years she will have two Golden Globes and one Oscar nom

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Doing this with coke at a party

Doing this with coke at a party

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The Fabelmans (2022)

The Fabelmans (2022)

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This video makes me emotional. They’re so happy

This video makes me emotional. They’re so happy

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When Otis dropped, Funk Flex was so hyped he did like 60 spinbacks and then said the funniest thing anyone has ever said on the radio

When Otis dropped, Funk Flex was so hyped he did like 60 spinbacks and then said the funniest thing anyone has ever said on the radio

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Incredible footage of Lucy Douscous showing Chappell Roan about her book. The book seems to be quite interesting and could possibly be an example of a book from the past due to its storied appearance. Do you know about the provenance of Douscous’s Book?

Incredible footage of Lucy Douscous showing Chappell Roan about her book. The book seems to be quite interesting and could possibly be an example of a book from the past due to its storied appearance. Do you know about the provenance of Douscous’s Book?

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One of my fave 30 Rock jokes

One of my fave 30 Rock jokes

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Random guy on the street just told me to die

Random guy on the street just told me to die

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Am I in trouble for this

Am I in trouble for this

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Sorry, what happened to the announcer’s family? Was it only on the Canadian news?

Sorry, what happened to the announcer’s family? Was it only on the Canadian news?

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DOLLARS FROM JARED

DOLLARS FROM JARED

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This had me dying

This had me dying

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 Song Of The Decade Award Given To Jamie Demetriou For ‘Kicking Footballs In America’

🚨BREAKING 🚨 Song Of The Decade Award Given To Jamie Demetriou For ‘Kicking Footballs In America’

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I love this moment where Paul starts stomping his foot and John is like “wait he’s cooking that looks fun af”
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I love this moment where Paul starts stomping his foot and John is like “wait he’s cooking that looks fun af”

Claire Penis

1,217,816 views • 1 month ago

Dying at this tik tok which appears to be an insane man labeling everything in his house before presumably taking his own life
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Dying at this tik tok which appears to be an insane man labeling everything in his house before presumably taking his own life

Claire Penis

14,124,137 views • 2 years ago

Hayao Miyazaki: I need a normal man to animate a normal beam and a normal explosion. Hideaki Anno: Sir, I’m 23 years old and I’m insane. What if the beam and explosion were absolutely unreal instead of normal?
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Hayao Miyazaki: I need a normal man to animate a normal beam and a normal explosion. Hideaki Anno: Sir, I’m 23 years old and I’m insane. What if the beam and explosion were absolutely unreal instead of normal?

Claire Penis

3,822,955 views • 9 months ago

This is bar-for-bar stolen from a video made by The Onion
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This is bar-for-bar stolen from a video made by The Onion

Claire Penis

138,624 views • 13 days ago

There’s gotta be a better way to do this
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There’s gotta be a better way to do this

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10,646,794 views • 2 years ago

This is literally just a guy
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This is literally just a guy

Claire Penis

8,580,020 views • 2 years ago

Not only did Conan secretly pay the salaries of all his striking employees out of pocket during the 2007 writer’s strike, he also kept the show going with incredible bits such as this, where his producer who is obsessed with Italy took him to his favorite Italian restaurant
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Not only did Conan secretly pay the salaries of all his striking employees out of pocket during the 2007 writer’s strike, he also kept the show going with incredible bits such as this, where his producer who is obsessed with Italy took him to his favorite Italian restaurant

Claire Penis

5,121,539 views • 1 year ago

Romania’s tik tok account is crazy
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Romania’s tik tok account is crazy

Claire Penis

6,728,263 views • 2 years ago

Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music
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Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music

Claire Penis

4,296,436 views • 2 years ago

From the 1997 low-budget Italian sci-fi movie Nirvana. It has absolutely no business being shot like this lmao
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From the 1997 low-budget Italian sci-fi movie Nirvana. It has absolutely no business being shot like this lmao

Claire Penis

2,606,717 views • 2 years ago

A lot of talk show performances going around so I think I should remind everyone of the best one
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A lot of talk show performances going around so I think I should remind everyone of the best one

Claire Penis

323,809 views • 3 months ago

I love that literally the first bit Conan ever did on his first episode of Late Night was just explicitly making fun of Jay Leno
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I love that literally the first bit Conan ever did on his first episode of Late Night was just explicitly making fun of Jay Leno

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1,747,258 views • 1 year ago

Maybe the greatest interview in late night TV history, Dick Cavett interviewing John Cassavetes, Peter Falk, and Ben Gazzara for 45 minutes, but all three of them are so blackout drunk they literally couldn’t air the episode
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Maybe the greatest interview in late night TV history, Dick Cavett interviewing John Cassavetes, Peter Falk, and Ben Gazzara for 45 minutes, but all three of them are so blackout drunk they literally couldn’t air the episode

Claire Penis

1,638,798 views • 2 years ago

Most baller late night show guest entrance in TV history
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Most baller late night show guest entrance in TV history

Claire Penis

1,073,989 views • 2 years ago

He freaked it so hard with this movie
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He freaked it so hard with this movie

Claire Penis

1,090,535 views • 2 years ago

Deep cut for the real cinephiles: the greatest end credits needle drop of all time
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Deep cut for the real cinephiles: the greatest end credits needle drop of all time

Claire Penis

254,049 views • 7 months ago

Just a quick update for anyone wondering how far ahead of the rest of the world Brazilian music is: they’re almost done with metered time 👍
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Just a quick update for anyone wondering how far ahead of the rest of the world Brazilian music is: they’re almost done with metered time 👍

Claire Penis

657,769 views • 1 year ago

Just made this video! Let me know what you think :)
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Just made this video! Let me know what you think :)

Claire Penis

819,875 views • 3 years ago