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Tell me about your week in four frames 🙏🏾🖼️ Not sure I did much myself, but here: F1: I did like I promised. I dunked on his set F2: Water spirit F3: Supporting the less privileged F4: What is my weekly dump without food? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Tell me about your week in four frames 🙏🏾🖼️ Not sure I did much myself, but here: F1: I did like I promised. I dunked on his set F2: Water spirit F3: Supporting the less privileged F4: What is my weekly dump without food? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Cold what? 😭

Cold what? 😭

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Tell me about your week in four frames. Please don’t air me 🙏🏾 Here’s mine:

Tell me about your week in four frames. Please don’t air me 🙏🏾 Here’s mine:

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Just so you know, them no dey argue with this kind bumbum, you go just dey worship am dey go. Yes, I’m a finished man “finished” is my middle name. Lastly, boob nggas are clowns.

Just so you know, them no dey argue with this kind bumbum, you go just dey worship am dey go. Yes, I’m a finished man “finished” is my middle name. Lastly, boob nggas are clowns.

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Boob neegas no suppose see tomorrow sha

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Boob neegas no suppose see tomorrow sha

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POV: you finally taste the reason why her man is insecure and overly protective.

POV: you finally taste the reason why her man is insecure and overly protective.

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I love how Tyra moves her body even as a plus sized babe. It’s one thing to be fat, it’s even worse when you’re fat and lazy. Don’t be that person.

I love how Tyra moves her body even as a plus sized babe. It’s one thing to be fat, it’s even worse when you’re fat and lazy. Don’t be that person.

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

574,575 просмотров • 28 дней назад

I couldn’t close my mouth

I couldn’t close my mouth

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

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Doing that right. Life is good all over again. This meat is actually a lot. We are six and I doubt we will finish it. Be like nah to call some kind settings babes.

Doing that right. Life is good all over again. This meat is actually a lot. We are six and I doubt we will finish it. Be like nah to call some kind settings babes.

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

62,349 просмотров • 5 дней назад

Tell me how you spent your week in four frames 🙏🏾 Here’s mine: F1- Arguing with a mutual after aside games 😭 F2- Random dinner F3- With my mutuals at the Ars v Che watch party F4- Elon daddy said my contents are unoriginal

Tell me how you spent your week in four frames 🙏🏾 Here’s mine: F1- Arguing with a mutual after aside games 😭 F2- Random dinner F3- With my mutuals at the Ars v Che watch party F4- Elon daddy said my contents are unoriginal

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

167,431 просмотров • 19 дней назад

Make Ebs with SomThoe, a broke Nigerian gym bro. My first ever voiceover. Rate it out of 10.

Make Ebs with SomThoe, a broke Nigerian gym bro. My first ever voiceover. Rate it out of 10.

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

252,233 просмотров • 29 дней назад

She has a “Triangle inverted body” and this is how she rocks her wears. Her fashion sense >>>>

She has a “Triangle inverted body” and this is how she rocks her wears. Her fashion sense >>>>

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

435,657 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

You see this thing that Jarvis did here? It would genuinely piss me off and get me irritated lol. She just ruined the whole mood in the room. Plus, why the fuck are they dipping their hands inside that much soup?? Tf?

You see this thing that Jarvis did here? It would genuinely piss me off and get me irritated lol. She just ruined the whole mood in the room. Plus, why the fuck are they dipping their hands inside that much soup?? Tf?

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

223,463 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

This is one of the reasons yall get cheated on btw

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This is one of the reasons yall get cheated on btw

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

855,746 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

My bro Dorian B quoted a video and I told him I’ll give it a try. Not my best but I tried. Challenging all gym bros to do this and quote with theirs, let’s see who still has it. Program; 5 normal 5 clap 5 diamond 5 wide stance 5 archer on both hands 5 normal 5 sphinx 5 hinge

My bro Dorian B quoted a video and I told him I’ll give it a try. Not my best but I tried. Challenging all gym bros to do this and quote with theirs, let’s see who still has it. Program; 5 normal 5 clap 5 diamond 5 wide stance 5 archer on both hands 5 normal 5 sphinx 5 hinge

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

56,356 просмотров • 9 дней назад

She tried a Jean without using belt for the first time. Boob neegas are just so foolish dawwwgg 🤦🏾‍♂️

She tried a Jean without using belt for the first time. Boob neegas are just so foolish dawwwgg 🤦🏾‍♂️

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

246,014 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

This woman and her young coach dey give me joy 😂😂 Wait for it 💃🏻

This woman and her young coach dey give me joy 😂😂 Wait for it 💃🏻

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

244,514 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Take a video instead 😂 “No be when I talk say I wan split your yansh like a loaf of bread” God I too useless 😭

Take a video instead 😂 “No be when I talk say I wan split your yansh like a loaf of bread” God I too useless 😭

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

15,750 просмотров • 2 дней назад

The outcome of the food, it looks good though. Her husband must be enjoying but make the God wey do am for her husband avoid me. 😂😂

The outcome of the food, it looks good though. Her husband must be enjoying but make the God wey do am for her husband avoid me. 😂😂

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

376,867 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

A lot of you really don’t understand this tweet. Some of you do but still want to talk anyway. There’s no way you should compare the regular babe you’re fucking because you paid for her Uber, took her on a date, bought her food, or even helped sort her bill when she genuinely needed it to someone whose body you’re outrightly purchasing on the street. If we follow that logic, every other girl in the world is a prostitute, and we both know that’s not true. Lastly, I said what I said. I no tell you make you no patronize olosho or pay for sex. My point still remains: if you outrightly pay for sex, you’re a dirty guy with low self esteem.

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A lot of you really don’t understand this tweet. Some of you do but still want to talk anyway. There’s no way you should compare the regular babe you’re fucking because you paid for her Uber, took her on a date, bought her food, or even helped sort her bill when she genuinely needed it to someone whose body you’re outrightly purchasing on the street. If we follow that logic, every other girl in the world is a prostitute, and we both know that’s not true. Lastly, I said what I said. I no tell you make you no patronize olosho or pay for sex. My point still remains: if you outrightly pay for sex, you’re a dirty guy with low self esteem.

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

39,932 просмотров • 8 дней назад

“Nah me go pound yam, Nan me be the man of the house” Somto you’re too foolish 😂 Anyway guys, no rice today, nah pounded yam and vegetables dey the table today. 😌😌

“Nah me go pound yam, Nan me be the man of the house” Somto you’re too foolish 😂 Anyway guys, no rice today, nah pounded yam and vegetables dey the table today. 😌😌

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

46,742 просмотров • 11 дней назад

You go just know say her papa no follow him mates drag land 😂😂

You go just know say her papa no follow him mates drag land 😂😂

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

376,620 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

There’s “rich” and there’s this kind of rich. She took her kids to have dinner in space. God abeg no allow me die for Wuse 😭😭

There’s “rich” and there’s this kind of rich. She took her kids to have dinner in space. God abeg no allow me die for Wuse 😭😭

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

126,515 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

How does she take the dick? Lmao You’d be shocked that she’s the one talking this guy’s life in the other room 😂😂😂 Don’t joke with slim babes abeg 😂 Awon eleyi Ma do e pa ni 😂

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How does she take the dick? Lmao You’d be shocked that she’s the one talking this guy’s life in the other room 😂😂😂 Don’t joke with slim babes abeg 😂 Awon eleyi Ma do e pa ni 😂

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

176,327 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

Unfiltered Sunday rice cooking video with my mum 😂 PS: She cooks on Sundays, and my favorite part of cooking with her is the premium gist I get. Let’s watch this video 😂

Unfiltered Sunday rice cooking video with my mum 😂 PS: She cooks on Sundays, and my favorite part of cooking with her is the premium gist I get. Let’s watch this video 😂

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

33,152 просмотров • 18 дней назад

I woke up really jealous today. Two of my friends gave my mum $200 for her birthday yesterday. My mum gave me the money today to go and change it and put it in my sister’s account. Mind you, my sister is 11. At 11 I no know wetin be bank account 😏🙂‍↔️🤧😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I woke up really jealous today. Two of my friends gave my mum $200 for her birthday yesterday. My mum gave me the money today to go and change it and put it in my sister’s account. Mind you, my sister is 11. At 11 I no know wetin be bank account 😏🙂‍↔️🤧😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬

25,117 просмотров • 14 дней назад