
Airborne
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Combat Infantry & Airborne Paratrooper. I back the Police, the Military and First Responders. MAGA. I make absurd videos and memes.
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THE LIBERALS TURNED THE CANADIAN MILITARY INTO A JOKE Pete Hegseth posted a photo this morning of an overweight Canadian cadet instructor handing out a medal and simply wrote this is real. Half of Canada lost its mind. They called him a body shamer. They called him a bully. They said it was beneath his office. Nobody wanted to talk about the actual picture. That reaction tells you everything. The Canadian Armed Forces spent years lowering standards, chasing diversity targets, and pretending fitness was optional. Now they act shocked when someone points at the result. I made a little training video that matches what everyone already saw today. Sloppy marching. Rifle dragging. Cargo net meltdown. Wall fail. Push ups that never leave the dirt. Then the chow hall scene that should be classified as a war crime against potatoes. If you are an out of shape Canadian teen who wants to stay out of shape try the Canadian army.
Airborne59,473 views • 1 month ago

MARK CARNEY IS A LIAR AND TRUMP‘S COMING FOR HIS HEAD. Mark Carney did not walk away from a rotten American deal. He walked away from a workable one because his party needed a villain. Howard Lutnick said the quiet part out loud after the talks died. He sat with Dominic LeBlanc at least ten times in a month. He spoke to Carney twice in the last twenty four hours. They had a handshake. The president announced it. Then Ottawa pulled the plug. Lutnick’s version is simple. The math was sensational. Canada walked for politics only. America got used. Then came the French story. Carney told Canadians Washington was coming for language and culture. Lutnick said he never even used the word French and asked why America would care how Quebecers speak. Jamieson Greer said language was the farthest thing from a red line. What Carney needed was a fight that plays in Quebec, where the Liberals are slipping and the Parti Quebecois is leading into the October election. Wrap yourself in bilingual labels and streaming rules and you look like a patriot. You also change the subject. Lutnick tied the walkout to Alberta too. That province votes in October on whether to start a separation process. A prime minister who looks like he stared down Washington gets a unity speech. A prime minister who signs a deal gets called weak. So the Liberal Party gets a campaign while Canadian plants get tariffs. Autos, steel, and aluminum do not run on press conferences. They run on goods crossing the border. Carney put his party ahead of that. That is not defending Canada. That is using Canada.
Airborne43,858 views • 1 month ago

FIRST CARNEY STARTS A TRADE WAR…THEN HE STARTS A MEME WAR. Mark Carney pulled his negotiators off the table, walked away from the deal, and matched 50% tariffs dollar-for-dollar. That’s a trade war. He said it himself: “You’re at war when you get attacked.” Then the internet did what the internet does. Lake America. Cadet posts. AI geese. Bush-plane memes. Carney’s response? “When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious…” You don’t get to light the match and then lecture the room about smoke. He walked. Ford told him not to take the deal. Ottawa picked a fight with the country that actually builds fighters, then clutched pearls because the replies were funny. That’s not statesmanship. That’s a man who lost the negotiation and is now trying to lose the comment section too. The memes will continue.
Airborne18,356 views • 28 days ago

LIBERAL CANADIANS REPORT SUFFERING MASS HURT FEELINGS CASUALTIES IN MEME WAR WITH AMERICA. Don’t worry Liberal Canadians Mark and Doug have a plan and it involves submarines. America did not send a fleet. America sent memes. Then word reached Ottawa that a fireworks barge was heading for Toronto to sit offshore and light up Lake America in neon. That was the breaking point. Feelings went critical. So Mark and Doug stepped onto the dock with the CN Tower behind them and made an important announcement. The navy was busy. Everyday Canadians would have to help. The secret weapon was already in the water. Two yellow and white submarines commandeered from the Edmonton mall. They climbed into the hatches like this was a real launch. Doug waved at the camera. Mark told him to show them what these babies can do. They kicked up a little wake, threw their arms out, then flexed like they had just saved the country. Later that night…
Airborne19,074 views • 1 month ago
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